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<0> tanks
<0> :)
<1> tavi-san I don't worry too much... 22 is filtered ;)
<2> hahahah
<2> thats kinda funny.
<3> kosmo: yeah :)
<3> PolarWolf: you around?
<2> freaking vmware isnt behaving.
<3> kosmo: hahah i just ran it too :) to check on other OSes
<2> tavi-san: I am trying to virtualize a console, but the consoles must must have access to the serial ports on the physical boxen
<2> and, stupidly enough, you can only have one console per machine, even if the machine has two serial ports.
<2> (or more)
<3> kosmo: never needed that :)
<4> #linux don't care



<5> wtf?
<5> VrilutZa, seriously, we don't care. go ask somewhere else.
<3> Jostein: printing ascii pr0n again? ;)
<6> tavi-san: nah. course material
<6> since MS hasnt gotten their act together and produced any themselves
<3> Jostein: hah, good luck with that
<3> i once had to do an on-demand routing cl*** with everyone in that cl*** at least 10 years older than me
<3> almost ****ted my pants in front of them
<4> ok...dumb question...htf do you tell if an install is running a 32bit or 64bit kernel
<7> Daakman: what OS ? :P
<4> Revenger: RHEL 3.0
<7> uname -a
<8> tavi-san: You know what they say. Try to imagine your audience naked. They -should- have added a disclaimer that that technique doesn't work well in high-ner surroundings.
<8> s/ner/nerd/
<6> tavi-san: lol
<3> wlfshmn: ROFL
<4> Revenger: been there...I get i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux :)
<6> tavi-san: Its always fun trying to be a guru in front of people with 10 years more of experience than you :P
<7> then its 32bit
<3> Jostein: they werent experienced
<7> tavi-san: aw what the ****. sign me up :P
<3> it was a group of people who were working in the networking field
<3> but seriously outdated
<6> tavi-san: oh well. then you're just a wuzz :P
<3> Jostein: bah
<6> heh
<3> Revenger: sign you up on the upcoming cl***?
<8> nah, screw this. I'm going home
<7> *nod*
<3> wlfshmn: i wish i could say that :)
<8> Well, I've already put in my 8 for today
<3> anyways best time when i was teaching (full time that is)
<3> was on one cl*** i will never forget
<3> i had a man there that was around 50 years old
<3> he was the only one that really studied but didnt get anything right from that cl***
<3> took a few days to make him understand ip addressing and why VLSM is needed
<3> when i thought he got ip addresing right, he said a stupid thing about vlsm and viceversa
<1> tavi-san maybe you weren't a good teacher?
<8> I know I'm a horrible teacher myself ;)
<3> Xeon: dont know, maybe he didnt understand me
<1> tavi-san well... how did your cl*** do at the final examination? :)
<3> wlfshmn: you dont know for sure :)
<3> Xeon: actually i have around 100 persons who graduated my course and got CCNA afterwards
<3> and those did it too, except for the old man
<4> Revenger: How do you discern that, btw?
<3> i actually spent a lot of time to make him understand, but it's weird how the human brain works after a certain age
<7> Daakman: tha kernel ?
<3> especially if it wasnt trained in a lot of years
<7> easy. its x86_64 in uname :P
<1> tavi-san 100 out of...?
<9> Lion-O: you awake?
<4> Revenger: Yeah...
<3> Xeon: there were more who graduated, but didnt bother to get the CCNA
<3> i think around 7 failed at CCNA from 110 or something



<3> but they got it right second time
<1> tavi-san how well... then you must of been a good teacher... :)
<3> Xeon: well until last year it wasnt really hard if you actually wanted to do it
<1> tavi-san I know... I had a few attempts to study the ccna courses myself... but I got bored preety fast :)
<3> Xeon: see? you lazy bastard!
<1> tavi-san yes I am... :)
<3> haha, programmers meeting now, i aint one luckily
<3> i the only one at his computer now
<3> s/i the/i am the
<10> :))
<1> tavi-san work more efficiently: s/i /i am
<11> that was the oddest interview i have ever been on
<10> :))
<6> Steakk: job interview?
<11> Jostein: apartment manager position
<12> tavi-san: here?
<11> PT work, renting apartments, cleaning, etc...in exchange for a 2bdrm unit
<6> Steakk: oh. weird how?
<11> guy came to the meeting dressed in a suit and tie right...
<11> seemed professional enough...until we get into the apartment, and he 'pops a squat' on the counter
<1> Steakk you were asked about your plumming skills?
<6> Steakk: 'pops a squat'?
<11> Jostein: sits
<6> Steakk: ah
<3> D-side: huh?
<11> so, hes sitting on the counter, and I am standing there
<11> and he starts asking me questinos about my past...asked why I traveled the country for 4 years...told him my parents did, and i was stuck along for the ride...hes like "why were your parents running? who were they running from? the law?"
<11> flat out said that
<5> wtf
<11> thats what I said
<11> he now is looking at my resume
<3> rofl
<11> (and this is entertaining)
<11> before I talk about my resume, let me inform you about myself. I dropped out of HS when I was 15, got my first degree when I was 17
<6> Steakk: eh
<5> he's just trying to shake you up a bit to see how you react.
<11> Now, hes looking at my resume, and tries to tell me I am lying about being 17 and graduating from college...tries to tell me I am lying about being the 'kitchen manager' at a restaurant in South Dakota when I was 17
<11> Ka-bar: exactly, and he has a ****ed up way of doing it.
<6> Steakk: ****ed up
<11> this is the first time since ever that its 11am, and I need a ****in beer
<11> but, no, I have to work later
<5> "You think I'm lying? Go ahead, call the school and verify it."
<6> Steakk: I intend to get a beer later on, and I have work tomorrow
<11> brb, phone
<12> Steakk: i thought you had a job
<2> /sbin/****terd -tp -flush -nospank
<13> wow... "Sony to ship Blu-ray Discs this month" http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/03/07/sony_blank_blu-ray_media/
<14> hi
<14> who can help me
<4> noone
<9> BLaH : http://www.hetracil.com/
<12> Tamahome_: hey great.
<12> now, does it tell you when they'll ship the drives? :D
<14> u r so funny
<4> that's funny, because I wasn't trying to be
<11> D-side: I do have a job...this one I applied for is for an apartment management position
<11> basiclaly, a place to live for free
<11> :)
<13> I don't think drives are shipping yet
<12> OH.
<12> Steakk: well ****.
<12> thats a pain in the *** though.
<13> so it makes me wonder
<13> why sell media for a drive you can't buy yet? unless Europe is getting Blu-ray before we are
<11> hrmm


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