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<0> ?
<1> Agsql
<1> and I need to put the db infos in the go.php in order to make it work..
<2> AGSQL...the SQL of the seedy adult business world...
<0> and you want us to tell you the username and login to the database? or this script your friend installed is supposed to get it for you?
<1> No, how to find it out..
<3> reality: That what?
<3> reality: I mean, the what?
<0> aslasl: How about "try asking the DBA"?
<1> he installed it.. I can't get a hold of him... and I'm in charge of setting it up
<2> Tron: A lot of pr0n sites use agsql
<3> Ah yeah, I just googled.
<1> I need the infos to put them in go.php in order to count clicks being made.
<3> aslasl: What makes you think we'd be able to help?
<0> aslasl: and how are we supposed to know the username and p***wd?
<1> the channel name, you're not supposed to.. but you can help me .. by telling me what command will display them to me..



<4> how the hell does a piece of software earn the dubious title of Most Used By Porn Operators?
<5> D-side: created by a porn operator?
<4> was it? i'm afraid to google it at work. :)
<5> I'm guessing
<6> and how clueless to expect strangers to help him
<0> aslasl: We can't help you.
<4> hm. we're not thinking this through.
<4> Daakman: hold on there.
<4> Daakman: first find out what porn site it is
<1> I thought so...
<4> maybe we can all get free access, eh?
<5> D-side: any good one would know it though
<0> haha
<4> yeah thats a good point.
<0> there's enough free pr0n on the net...
<4> its probably the tranny **** TenBaseT likes
<5> anyways, he's basically asking us how to crack this software
<7> "debian. when 365 reboots a year are 365 too many."
<7> heh.. that fits nicely.
<5> hehe
<5> I like my "Condoms won't help this time" slogan
<1> Anyhow, thanks for the help guys ;)
<0> glad you found it helpful
<4> indeed
<7> K_F: heh.. yeah 8)
<8> heh
<4> that sounds about usual.
<5> tavi-san: still the SATA thingie?
<9> lo
<10> K_F: i have a 39 years old coworker
<10> who behaves like a ****ing 15 yrs old
<10> always making fun of people although his knowledge is ****
<5> hehe
<7> tavi-san: haha kick the grandpa's ***!
<10> i mean a few days ago he contradicted me on some QoS thingie
<8> he must be going through midlife crisis
<7> 8)
<2> By the way...happy birthday to me
<10> and i said him "stfu" and mailed him an URL from cisco.com
<10> showing how stupid he was
<8> happy birthday
<10> happy birthday reality
<7> happy b'day!
<10> how old did you just get?
<4> haha
<10> pwnd
<7> 40 or soething!
<7> 8)
<10> reality: how old are you?
<10> yoz said 40...
<4> i think i'll go ban him on #linuxhelp if he's there.
<4> damnit.
<2> Old enough to know better...
<4> i'm guessing... 31



<2> Hah
<4> but probably younger.
<4> 29?
<4> wait. i stopped caring. HB anyway.
<10> hrm, he's a teenager i say...
<2> Nope
<4> reality: got a phd? i cant remember.
<4> you do, dont you?
<7> as long as he feels like a teenager.. everything's fine.
<2> Yep
<4> i'm sticking with the "29"
<10> reality: in what?
<7> 8)
<2> tavi-san: Microbiology/clinical immunology
<8> speaking of which, I should watch last night's '24'
<10> ./topic Welcome to #linux age guessing trivia
<10> reality: wow
<10> reality: hrm, i dont have a reply for that hahahah
<2> It ain't basket weaving...
<10> reality: i guess not ;)
<10> i will get mine in networking and networking software
<2> I'm getting an MBA next
<0> it's a distant cousin to basket weaving though
<0> ;)
<2> Sometimes I feel that way
<11> reality: unless you are weaving realy realy really small baskets
<10> 15:34 * reality blinks
<12> good code should be self documenting, as well as thoroughly commented.
<13> You'd think with as much coding as I do, that I would know that already
<10> that must ****...
<11> kosmo: thats a pile of crock
<10> Steakk: you dont code, you just fake it
<0> :)
<11> kosmo: even good code is not selfdocumenting to anyone except yourself, even at the best of times.
<13> kosmo: yes, it should be(self documenting), BUT, when there are a possibilty of 15 different constants to use for the one function, you shoudl really document it elsewhere...caues, thats not self documenting.
<0> FOO="bar"; # set $FOO to "bar"
<0> that's not documentation, Steakk
<12> wlfshmn: so you belong to the school of shortest variable names possible? v1 instead of InputStream and f1 instead of OutPutMasterFile ?
<10> Daakman: you missed hah!
<5> kosmo: that could have been me :)
<12> Steakk: there is no such thing as too many comments.
<0> tavi-san: No, can't miss...not in this situation
<13> kosmo: I used to be that way...using single letters for variable names...learned the hard way that you are asking for trouble then
<11> kosmo: not at all. good code is well articulated and effort should be made to make it readable. But to expect it to be self-documenting is silly. You need plenty of documentation, both inline and external.
<13> kosmo: I always used 'a', rather than 'inventory_item', because it was shorter to type...saves time...but, causes headaches and grief later on.
<12> wlfshmn: and what part of "thoroughly commented" didnt inclue the inline documentation ?!
<13> haha
<11> kosmo: Ah, I seem to have missed that half of the sentence. My bad ;)
<13> i am coding for fun in this game I play...has a C style language that is used
<10> i guess i will just have python and perl (and bash baby) :)_
<12> wlfshmn: 'salright
<12> Steakk: I have been known to develop code with a cheat sheet for "short names" for variables, get the section working, then do find/replace to make the short names longer and more self explanatory. I try to avoid that though. I just got used to the idea of typing out long **** from the git go
<10> kosmo: great idea++
<12> I guess learning how to use an IDE might be a good thing, but I dont write enough code to make it worthwhile. $text_editor is my IDE of choice.
<12> tavi-san: as long as you dont lose the cheat sheet or actually remember to do the conversions... its really handy.
<13> thats what I am working on doing now...using the long names, and creating 'readable' function names...rather tahn rfpll(), I am actually naming them RemoveFromP***LandList()
<10> kosmo: heh yeah i did that in college
<10> vim all the way baby
<11> kosmo: an IDE with refactoring support is da sh1t when it comes to renaming stuff afterwards ,)
<13> kosmo: same here...I use jpico or anjuta when in linux,and in windows, a program called TextPad
<13> **** that IDE ****
<13> the only thing I dnt like about text editors for coding is that when you type { and press enter, it dont automagically tab the new line for ya
<11> Steakk: I love a good IDE. Good beeing primarily defined as an editor that stays out of my way if I don't want help, and helps me if I do.
<12> Steakk: on *nix boxen I use pico/nano(++) and vim(under protest) but I tend to write code in a DOS text editor I love alot (that is no longer developed, AFAIK)


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