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<0> i finally got in the door.
<0> buddy's first kid was born today.
<1> tomorrow's the Day from Hell for me.
<2> ah
<1> we have this customer whom we've done some web work, and some security stuff
<1> and they have these total idiots managing thier lans
<3> D-side: so, what you gonna call IM
<1> and we pointed out to them, "hey, these guys are ****ing idiots"
<1> that was years ago.
<1> no one listened.
<1> then they had a catastrophic failure
<1> system went down
<1> backups no worky
<2> haha
<2> thats always the doomsday line
<4> heh... having to rebuild the bar owner's son's laptop again...



<1> get this
<1> they lost 2 weeks of PHI
<2> phi?
<1> protected health information
<2> woops
<1> yuppers
<2> hello lawsuits
<1> so tomorrow, I gotta go in and do this "analysis"
<4> siglite, nice... back up?
<1> cappicard: nope, gone forever.
<4> dumb***es
<4> for something that important... you would think...
<1> the idiots created this "incident report" explaining every intricate detail of what they think happened
<2> i had a customer experience failure of a disk on their raid-0 san....which was housing their production database
<2> wait, sorry. software raid 0
<4> what they think happened? translation: "we're full of ****"
<1> I have to go in and analyze what really happened. Interview employees, look at the systems configs etc...
<2> they did, however, have backups
<4> OxD, LOL... raid-0 is counterproductive... wtf anyone wants raid-0 is beyond me
<1> and you know what all this time is going to go to?
<2> cappicard: for a pure-speed scratch drive, its great
<4> Wells, least they're not that stupid...
<4> er-well
<4> OxD, meh
<2> faster than anything else
<3> OxD: Ooo lemme guess _only_ copy of data was on raid0
<0> yeah for speed, raid-0's where its at.
<2> if data integrity isn't a concern, its fantastic
<0> but like he said, "scratch" drive.
<2> but it rarely isn't
<1> a single line printed on a single piece of paper that says "remember two years ago when we told you your LAN consultants were retarded? Well, we were right."
<0> like dealing with raw video and ****.
<2> D-side: exactly
<2> when you have other copies of the data
<0> when you've got two fingers in the air like you just don't give a ****
<2> i almost did raid0 on this box but i pussied out and went raid 1
<4> LOL
<2> just couldn't do it
<4> I got raid1 on my workstation at work. LOL... drive 0's reporting failure for a year now...
<0> i did raid-0 years ago on a first gen 3ware card
<0> with deathstar 46gb drives.
<2> 'cause you know i'd have disk die immediately
<0> guess what happened
<2> heh
<2> The Inevitable
<4> but I back up onto our network, so I'm safe
<3> I usually split two drives so part is mirrored and part is striped. one for OS, other for temp
<0> i didn't give a **** because i knew the risks
<5> dogbert2: that's what the bar is for
<6> schitzo...pfft...i'm fed up with lousy svc from restaurants...i'd do better going to a buffet
<5> dogbert2: well.. there are enough of them there in your town. :)
<6> schitzo, I had to get up to go to the restroom, when I get back, the dinner that was ON my table was gone and they were preparing to seat other people
<4> evening all
<4> db2, what happened? they screwed up a order or just rude?
<0> wow.
<0> dogbert2: just, wow.
<4> wtf?
<3> dogbert2: now that's just ****ed. you get double your dinner for that bit of retardedness?
<6> no...i'm eating my dinner...had to go to the restroom for a min...when I get back, the table is completely empty



<6> needless to say, i'm quite annoyed at this point
<7> dogbert2: William?
<7> Heh. You from Ar-kansas?
<6> no...Vegas
<7> *nod* We've had this conversation.
<2> is it bad when you get 1MB/s you're still angry at how slow its going?
<8> OxD: it is normal, 1MB/s is slow :)
<2> downloading from one site?
<7> dogbert2: I have a friend named William Gran who goes by dogbert when he plays Wolf.
<8> depends of the site ...
<7> ...and you sound ALOT like him.
<6> nopers...not me
<2> actually, sun's. so this is kind of sad
<7> DSPAM
<7> Err.
<7> *whew* Unknown command.
<9> hi all
<10> OldMonk: hiya
<9> hi whitecap
<7> Hahaha.
<11> man am i glad this ****'s over
<7> What ****?
<7> It's still 6-6-06 in California, dude.
<11> the drama's that's been playing out at work that had my boss's boss getting fired and my boss nearly being fired today (half of it partly due to me)
<7> Holy sizzat.
<11> but it's been going on for two and a half weeks
<7> What happened?
<11> heh, apparently my boss's boss ($bigboss) has been being ****ed up on pills all the time at work, even p***ing out during a meeting with our president...
<1> prometheus_: whoa
<11> $pres had him doing drug tests and **** for a while and when he p***ed out (on the 16th), they sent him home
<11> one sec...
<1> prometheus_: hey, you were looking for me yesterday or something
<7> Wow.
<12> oh my god you work for rush limbaugh
<1> bwahahahahah
<12> get his autograph for me
<12> hes still pissed at me from the last time we met
<11> siglite: yeah, has to do with this... i'll get to that in a minute...
<7> My boss is stepping down. And out of 4 co-workers, I now have 1. And the 1 is the stupid-swede.... so I'm doing 3 people's jobs.
<12> well, we didnt meet. but I garauntee he's still pissed at me
<11> anyways, our head person over all of h.r. calls me at like 4:50pm on the 19th and says to meet her outside by a pond (like half a mile from the building)
<1> ah yes.
<11> so i do, and she tells me they're gonna ****can my boss's boss, probably early monday morning, but maybe over the weekend and will i have my cell and ****
<1> p***word changes, vpn lockout, fun fun.
<11> says that she can't trust my boss because those two are friends outside of work
<1> the #2 guy in our organization got canned.
<11> so i say yeah, anyways, she calls me at 8:57am on the 22nd, says turn all his **** off, they're about to bring him in
<11> so i spend like 25 minutes turning off the access he has to every ****in' thing in the world
<11> exmerge his mailbox, back up his home directories, etc...
<7> Change the locks on the executive bathroom.
<11> anyways, apparently he knew that something was up when they sent him home on the 16th and asked my boss to make a copy of all his email, so he could go through some personal email **** at home
<1> hahah, I joked with my boss after $boss got shown the door. "hey, when you guys fire me, you'll need to carve out a couple of man days closing off my access to everything. Just lettin' ya know."
<7> Hahaha,
<11> so $pres finds out about him having a copy of the email and jumps my boss's ***, says that's college property and he had no business doing that, etc. ($pres was pissed cause he sends porn and jokes to the guy and he didn't want him having that, of course)
<11> my boss almost got canned right there...
<7> When I quit, there won't be anyone with enough knowledge left to remove my access within the decade.
<11> so on the 25th, $hr_lady asks me to come down to her office... i do and she takes me to my boss's boss office and says take the hard drive from his pc and see what i can find
<3> and that's just be law of attrition
<11> siglite: heh, yeah same here
<11> anyways, i didn't get a chance to look until sunday night...
<11> i go through his whole ****in' hard drive, then looking at e-mail, proxy logs, etc...
<11> turns out the guy was getting medication sent to him from aaameds.com (apparently actually legit company) at work, for one thing
<11> then, he was doing web searches for how to cheat on drug tests and a bunch of other ****
<13> *yawn*
<11> then i find a file, created at 6:23pm on the 16th (the day he was sent home) called "Personal Insurance.doc"
<11> p***word protected ms word file, used strings and got the first line "Holiday 2004: did not work, falsified timesheet"
<1> whoa
<1> who's that on?
<11> anyways, there was a folder in my "sterile" copy of the guy's home drive that doesn't exist anymore on his "real" home directory on the file server, called "$LASTNAME"
<11> that was all his personal files... so it was there when i made a backup, after he didn't have access anymore...


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