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<0> girl called locksmit, told her she was locked out of her apartment (18 year old girl)
<0> long story short... it wasn't
<0> ... her apartment
<1> K_F: oh, indeed. That's quite a common trick.
<2> *nod* That's not uncommon.
<3> K_F: boyfriends, or just a random burgulary?
<0> wlfshmn: burglary
<4> old trick
<2> Around here, we have a law that says if someone is on your property without consent (although that includes implied consent), you can shoot their ***.
<2> ...well, not just their ***... but them in general.
<0> CancerMan: TX?
<2> Arkansas.
<5> how do you list the free space on the disk drive?
<6> jfroot: df
<2> Fayetteville, AR. Where quite frankly, our local cops have been trigger happy lately.
<3> CancerMan: here people freak out at the sight of a rifle and conclude that you are a murderer.



<7> wlfshmn: People there are idiots. :)
<2> wlfshmn: Eh. England I ***ume?
<3> CancerMan: I, for example, am staying home tomorrow while the electrician is here, not because I dont' trust him (well, not that I -do-), but becasue I don't want to get prosecuted for him rummaging about in my posessions and finding my airsoftrifles
<3> CancerMan: sweden
<6> same here
<3> CancerMan: a friends was charged after a plumber stumbled upon his rifle. never midn that the plumber had been let in by his landlord with his knowledge while he wasn't there..
<2> wlfshmn: Unfortunately, I can't get a proper opinion on the topic. On one hand, not everyone should have a gun. It wouldn't make the world a safer place. On the other, you can't put the genie back in the bottle. Criminals WILL have guns.
<3> CancerMan: he got judged innnocent though, but it did go to trial
<2> And it still cost him some money.
<3> CancerMan: yeah, in my case though, it's not even a -real- gun
<3> CancerMan: nope, he costs should have been covered by the lkosing party
<2> In the US, it's common opinion that one can defend one's self, and that means having a gun. I agree wholeheartedly.
<1> wlfshmn: since when was airsoft illegal?
<2> Oh... Losing party pays. Cool.
<3> CancerMan: might have missed work though. I expect you get 10$ a day or so to make up for that ;)
<2> Yeah.
<2> Either way, I gotta go punch down some more cables.
<3> CancerMan: oh, it's not illegal, but since peopel can't tell the differance they get scared if they see them and you end up charged with threatening them
<2> Perhaps I'll make a wise decision and turn the cut side of the punch down to my temple, and network myself.
<3> CancerMan: in any case, I intend to make sure he doesn't go sniffing where he shouldn't
<2> Sweden sounds like it might be a pretty weird place.
<2> However, I still love my Volvo.
<2> ...although I think this one was made in Belgium.
<3> CancerMan: a less bright friend of mine opened the door holding half a rifle, and he spent three months in jail.
<3> CancerMan: still an airsoft rifle.
<2> Holy shizzat.
<2> Well, I didn't ask about the legality. I wasn't sharp enough to.
<2> That was whyzzyrd.
<2> Whyzzyrd Skynard.
<3> ah
<2> Hehehehe.
<3> whyzzyrd: airsoft is legal here. even more so than in the UK
<2> I'm off to see the rack, the wonderful rack of Oz!
<3> whyzzyrd: although you are well on your way to banning it.
<8> hi
<1> wlfshmn: It's gone mad. I've air-weapons, and my father's got a shotgun, both legally held, but I can't see why they give some twits licenses for shotguns
<1> wlfshmn: And it's becoming more and more difficult to obtain licenses
<9> salut
<9> e cineva on?
<8> hi Drak0n
<9> Mai am linux pe calculator
<9> Si vreeau sa ridic niste boti
<9> ma ajuta careva
<9> ?
<10> Drak0n: English.
<9> i have linux in my computer
<7> Drak0n: Joy.
<11> Drak0n: oh dear. you considered installing something else?
<9> i want to make bots
<9> in my linux
<11> and you are telling us this why?
<6> Drak0n: then learn to code
<7> Drak0n: I would recommend drining draino, but that's merely a recommendation, not an order.
<9> i want to make bots in my linux
<9> bots dor mirc
<9> for*
<1> CancerMan: You're probably the first person in about 11 years to grasp the origin of my nick.
<12> Drak0n, so you want to run bots designed for a windows IRC client in linux? why bother, its a windows client after all, just use windows
<7> Drak0n: Ok, now it isn't a recommendation, it IS an order. Go drink draino.



<6> Gathond: Im pretty sure he thinks mirc = irc, but thats just me
<6> common mistake amongst morons
<1> "where is my linux mirc"
<6> not that it would make -any- difference :P
<12> Jostein, well probably:)
<11> yey - becky is back with her own food. now she can stop stealing mine...
<13> hi, am wondering if any of you have ever delt with streaming quicktime reference movies in linux?
<14> food
<14> can't be arsed to cook
<11> smsie: never :)
<14> it's late though
<14> I can wait until morning
<14> or hop on the bike and get smething
<11> Gathond: you would rather steal my reheated leftovers from last night, instead of her freshly cooked ?
<12> DaveHowe, hmmm, I never payed enough attention to notice that, but not really:)
<15> DaveHowe its just as nice reheated as it is freshly cooked
<11> no ,no it isn't. it is acceptable though...
<9> bla bla bla
<15> thats a amtter of opnion i suppose DaveHowe lol
<11> Becky: you could have had my reheated stuff if you wanted it - while *I* went and got fresh :)
<15> DaveHowe i never do such things with your consent
<15> Dag and its a bit to late to give your consent to me now you've eaten it lol
<15> erm DaveHowe^ even
<1> DaveHowe: It'd be great to have a decent chinese in walking distance..
<11> whyzzyrd: we have three - unfortunately, they are all decent at different dishes...
<1> DaveHowe: aah.
<11> whyzzyrd: although its often a case of balance - what makes a good balanced meal from one may not work at another
<16> why is that unfortunate? it gives you more choice
<11> for instance, the fried noodle is very try at one shop, so you must get something moist to compliment it
<11> s/try/dry/
<17> Where can I download a copy of the latest mandrake so i can put it on a CD?
<8> sds: try ftp://ftp.free.fr
<8> It's a quick server ;-)
<1> azmodai: perhaps for you, you fool.
<1> azmodai: he's the other side of the pond
<8> oops :-(
<1> azmodai: to boot, mandrake is now called mandriva
<17> ive never had linux before
<17> but heard mandrake's the easiest to install
<18> any version today is rather easy to install if you know what you're doing
<18> clean and slick!
<17> does mandrake detect most hardware?
<18> sds, yes, in fact, i was quite impressed with fedora 5 also
<17> ic
<17> i just hope it detects my nic card
<15> sds I see not I c
<18> ah thats for sure. problems which exist today are with taiwanese tv tuners and some web cameras
<17> Oh ok.
<17> ICICICICICICICICICICIC
<17> :)
<18> oh yeah, this ain't no AOL chatroom
<18> uh oh.
<8> sds: Where do you live ? I'll give to you a mirror server in order to download mandriva
<18> hehehe
<8> too late :-(
<17> lol
<18> or not.
<18> hello whyzzyrd ..
<17> well im downloadin it right now
<1> vIkSiT: hey ho.
<8> sds: Where do you live ? I'll give to you a mirror server in order to download mandriva
<17> it'll be 30 mins
<18> how goeth it in ol britannia?
<17> im in the states
<8> sds: ok
<1> vIkSiT: ok, I'm not well, but things are ok apart that
<15> vIkSiT its warm :(
<17> the files around 688 megs. is that normal size?
<18> ah.. sorry to hear that.. a wee bit of scotch in yon british cuppa should help, what?


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