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<0> hahah
<1> harsh+
<2> eww
<3> Damn, and I was just going to suggest checking out the befunge programming language
<3> He hates perl because of the special characters. Befunge would make his head explode
<4> Ka-bar: naah brain****, that is a good newbie friendly thing
<5> yeah, or brain****
<2> Goes without saying you wont be making much useful in brain**** :)
<5> didn't someone write a webserver in it?
<6> yes
<4> fredk_: sure you can:)
<2> thats sad :)
<3> it's kinda like ***embler.
<5> OMG! http://modbf.sourceforge.net/
<4> http://cydathria.com/bf/bf_ex1.html
<4> just look at those beauties



<6> bsp
<6> err mod_bsp
<4> great, just what the world needs, modbf
<4> just along with that asp in asm thingy
<0> "It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper."
<0> - Rod Serling
<3> TenBaseT: HAHAHA
<0> hahah I love that.
<3> PolarWolf: mod_bf. Oh, ffs. I quit.
<3> time to head home. later all.
<7> thats one of my specialties during the weekends.
<8> 530PM does not arrive fast enough
<9> boolean: yes?
<9> boolean: know :)
<7> aah, time to play about with vmware
<7> this is going to be neat.. I've been aching to give zfs a good testrun.
<6> Lion-O: Solaris?
<7> Menno: aye
<6> I have not yet got to use it in the field.
<7> in a vmware session on Linux 8) Life is good.
<6> haha nice
<2> Lion-O, vmware server
<2> ?
<7> fredk_: yups. The free alternative.
<2> Lion-O, I dont expect you to be handing out $10K++ for the full thing :)
<10> i have a large wordlist, every line has a word.. i would like to add a specific string before every line.. can someone tell me the command to do so in linux?
<7> fredk_: indeed. I once bought a workstation license which was good but didn't last long enough :(
<11> re
<2> yeah, i've done that too a long time ago
<7> neksvsox: man sed
<2> I'd much rather lease my software actually
<10> Lion-O: i have no idea what that means.. could you redirect me to a tutorial about it or something?
<7> neksvsox: on a linux console type "man sed".
<10> Lion-O: ok.. what do i need to do after that then.. i dont currently have access to the console
<7> neksvsox: you read up on the sed command.
<2> Lion-O, is .nl cooling down?
<7> fredk_: a bit, yes. I like it, but as usual its going with extremes :/ So, from 30 degrees right to 15 - 10 or so.
<10> Lion-O: what about a bash script?
<7> neksvsox: what about it ?
<10> could i perform the editing with a bash script
<10> like
<10> cat foo | while read i;do echo "FOOBAR $i" >> bar;done
<7> neksvsox: it'd probably use sed.
<7> neksvsox: but... read up on bash and find out I'd say.
<2> Lion-O, 15-10 is too cold IMHO :)
<7> fredk_: *nod*, same here. Especially coming from 30. But alas; for now its good.
<2> I'd prefer the 30's :)
<7> fredk_: I like the middle, so something like 20 - 30 degrees during the day and a cooler period during the evening.
<2> Lion-O, Agreed, perfect temp is what hawaii offers
<7> oh well, at least my laptop still worked and managed to access the wifi ap here 8)
<2> it's all you need ;)
<7> fredk_: it felt /so/ good just lying in bed with my laptop on my lap just browsing and not doing anything usefull wireless ;)
<2> hehe
<6> s/just browsing/browsing pr0n/



<7> Menno: naah, I only need to access my intranet for that. Not worth the risk going online for it 8)
<7> but yes, I missed that section too :-)
<6> haha
<7> right. time for shower and the likes. back laters
<12> anyone using DC for linux? need help with conf.
<13> hmmm, load of 3.0 .. 99.5% idle
<13> stupid leenoux
<2> iowaits?
<13> nyet
<2> stupid leenoux :)
<13> yeah, it doesn't calculate something correctly. or some counter doesn't decrement or something
<2> hmm
<2> tried the obvious reboot?
<14> I AM BORED
<13> fredk_: that fixes it for a while. then it gets stuck again
<13> see previous ... stupid leenoux comment
<2> kernel upgrade?
<13> fredk_: no. we've upgraded other machines and they still do it.
<15> Can anyone recomend a flash based customizable linux thin client short of building my own with MiniITX boards?
<16> schitzo: Using any nfs?
<14> schitzo: did you break something?
<2> schitzo, do they see alot of weird traffic?
<13> fredk_: it has something to do with how it deals with threads. if you have a lot of threaded stuff it does that crap
<13> reality: no, not this box
<13> Cpu(s): 0.3% us, 0.3% sy, 0.0% ni, 99.4% id, 0.0% wa, 0.0% hi, 0.0% si
<13> and it sits at a load of 3.0
<2> schitzo, paywire distribution?
<2> payware
<13> yeah SuSE
<2> Contact them and tell them they're **** is broke?
<2> :)
<13> heh
<13> I can't remember if the redhate ones we have do it too or not
<2> that might be worth looking into :)
<2> schitzo, is it limited to a certain type of hardware?
<13> fredk_: well, we have racks upon racks upon racks of IBM x series.
<13> fredk_: so as far as knowing if it does it on other hardware I'd have to hunt down something that isn't IBM
<2> schitzo, so if you install the same applications onto a uh HP box would it be better?
<13> fredk_: don't kow. give me an HP box and I'll tell you
<2> hehe
<17> i want too
<13> too what?
<2> schitzo, you guys got any other hardware? dell?
<13> fredk_: old Sun stuff. There are some rackables around.
<13> fredk_: I'd have to fight through the inventory application to see if I could find something
<13> and it's not really worth my time
<2> Fair enough
<13> look at load.. divide by three..
<2> mental patch? :)
<13> fredk_: the longer it runs with actual load doing ****..
<13> 27.58,27.49,27.50 42% 7%
<13> 7% CPU usage.. load of 27
<2> but you have to admit, it's annoying you :)
<13> yeah it is a little
<13> only because I can't glance at our monitoring and tell from load number what exactly is going on
<2> well, you don't strike me as a guy who cant figure out how to use ls :) I'll ***ume you guys have some sort of support agreement with Suse? :)
<13> but as long as the CPU is idle it's ok.. At least hta'ts what the operations dudes have told me.
<13> ignore the load.. look at the CPU
<2> What applications are you using anyway?
<13> fredk_: the one box witha load of 3 is doing nothing.. has some Java Jetty stuff running, but actually really is sitting there idle
<13> that load of 27 one is the SunONE webserver running a couple of java web applications
<2> ouch
<13> it's an issue with thread applications
<13> well, load of 27.. 94% idle CPU's
<13> however it calculates load on the 2.6.5 or so kernels it doesn't handle the math with regards to threads very well
<13> once again I blame Linus and his view of threads
<13> becaue it makes me happy to do so
<14> Amen, brutha.
<2> whatever tickles your buns :)
<2> http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=11566 <-- this takeoff is..interesting


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