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<0> jamenoop: pipe it through less
<1> jamenoop: you tried ctrl-s and ctrl-q ?
<2> how?
<2> how do i pipe?
<1> jamenoop: you have an answer. the fact you can't understand it doesn't bother us too much
<1> go google for "pipe" and "less"
<0> God, this tastes too good
<3> are you on a diet polarwolf?
<2> cheers, googling ahoy
<0> mikaa: no
<0> My BMI is 21
<3> ah
<3> so are you like healthfreak?
<0> Oh, sorry, 22
<0> mikaa: Hell no
<3> nice davehowe
<3> are you a vegetarian polarwolf?
<0> mikaa: No, I eat everything that is bad for me
<3> ah ;)
<0> I'm a sugar junkie
<0> If I start on a bag of sweets, I keep at it until it's empty
<4> does your profile show itt?
<3> ohoh
<0> Same with these doritos or a bag of nuts
<0> D-side: Hmm, no, not really
<4> PolarWolf: then you shut up. :(
<3> haha d-side, what about your profile? ;)
<4> its.... prolific.
<1> "doctor, I want to quick drinking" "ok, well, we'll start you on a bottle of gin a day, and reduce it down to nothing" "but that's what I do NOW..."
<4> i weigh about 430lbs. :(
<0> D-side: I could put some effort into my belly though
<3> how much kg is that d-side?
<0> D-side: You're parttime asian...you're supposed to be a small, skinny **** :)
<3> no sixpack polarwolf? ;)
<0> mikaa: Nope
<5> mikaa: 195
<0> mikaa: Well, I could if I bothered. Too bad that as soon as I try to work out a bit, my back acts up.
<3> awh..
<6> heh...South Korea tried to h4x0rz DNS today (failed of course)
<0> dogbert2: Whatfur?
<5> dogbert2: We'll get you next time...don't worry
<3> you should do some swimming polarwolf!
<0> mikaa: Yeah
<3> and I should really work out again.. havent done any sports for almost two months..
<6> PW...CNN.com (overload type of attack)
<1> they did? did anyone even notice?
<6> DaveHowe...nopers...overloaded 3 of 13 servers...no problems seen elsewhere
<0> Meh
<3> ;) what time do you have to wake up polarwolf?
<0> mikaa: I dunno, around 7:30
<3> poor you..
<3> sleep well Lion-O..
<0> mikaa: Yeah, well, comes with the concept of "a job"
<0> Lion-O: toodles
<3> I've heard of that yes polarwolf
<3> maybe you should join Lion-O
<0> Eight and a half hours of slavery for E2805/mo before taxes
<3> true DaveHowe.. I could deffinatly use some money
<7> its hard to find good trivia.txt's
<1> Apogee: wouldn't that be by definition?
<1> Apogee: there can be no non-trivial trivia.txts :)
<7> haha
<7> i did find an all Tolkien based trivia file
<3> you're taking over his bed?
<0> Hmm, the annoying part of using Platespin Powerconvert is that it actually performs, so I prolly need to find something additional to do tomorrow
<0> Guess I'll play with Devicelock a bit
<6> http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=2854072
<6> that's the h4x0rz attack
<6> mikaa...sure...
<1> PolarWolf: migrate it over a noisy 10Base2 cable. then say you *have* to nursemaid it to keep it stable...
<3> why not join him dogbert2?
<0> DaveHowe: Maybe I should "forget" to set the NIC to 100/FD and leave it at "auto"
<6> no...I need the bed for myself :)
<3> ah
<1> PolarWolf: go to the switch and reconfigure the switch to 10baseT half duplex :)
<0> DaveHowe: I don't have access to the network infrastructure :)
<3> yeah well it can be nice to have bed to yourself. I have a big one for me now :)
<6> 10mbit/half (bwhahahaha)
<0> But damn, I wish I had, the guys who do...****
<1> PolarWolf: or route it though a linux box set to QoS it down to stupidly slow...
<0> dogbert2: You'd be amazed to hear that we still run our clients at that speed
<7> hackers are so retarded.. one day, they'll finally crush the internet.. and they'll be sittin on IRC and get a Disconnected: ().. and they'll say to theirselves, "well damn why the **** did i do that again? now i can't watch youtube"
<6> bwhahahaa...egad
<1> dogbert2: use the QoS filters for linux, and you can make the 10BT/HD guys the envy of the office for their fast, reliable connections :)
<0> Today, I needed a VLAN added to a trunk port
<1> ultradns suxxor just so very much though
<0> So, I wander by the network weenies, and ask about the status...the guy hired to do that stuff has the amazing insight to say "you need a network administrator for that"
<0> I'm like...WHO THE **** AM I LOOKING AT THEN?
<4> hahaha did you say that tto him?
<1> PolarWolf: I usually just say "yes" and smile. then take my notebook, and write down the time and their name
<0> So anyway, I keep my cool, and ask who I need to talk to then (knowing full well who it is)
<0> He says "You need Tim, but he isn't here."
<4> so what, those guys can't do it for you?
<0> And I kid you not, HE IS SITTING AT THE NEXT DESK!
<4> dude what the hell
<4> so, you fired this guy?
<0> I must have had abit of a puzzled look on my face because he added "Well, he's here, but he can only schedule this in for friday as he's doing his other task now"
<0> I kinda needed it right away
<0> Sometimes it feels like being in the twilight zone
<0> D-side: Naw, I have no HR powah :)
<1> PolarWolf: My usual response is "ok, sure. I will log it as due completion friday then. ok, thanks, I could do with the time"
<0> DaveHowe: I should've escalated as people were waiting for this thing to be done on time...like; today
<0> But damn, with so much cluelessnes...why bother
<0> Usually I get along fine with these guys, and I usually get done what they don't want to do, but I just didn't feel like it today
<1> PolarWolf: yeah, but that involves you busting your *** to try and get it done in spec time. I usually just go along with the game, then notify the entire rest of the project team that the project will be 'n' days behind schedule because the networking department are too busy to do this
<7> yay i get to do a workorder for LMS tomorrow
<0> So I just stole an IP address, and made use of a known backdoor
<0> DaveHowe: Yeah, that would've been the right thing to do, I agree
<0> DaveHowe: But I've caused enough ****storms for various people already in the past few weeks :)
<7> doin sub work for DIEBOLD kinda pisses me off
<1> PolarWolf: its not like I can't find other things to get on with for a couple of days, and it makes a decent excuse for late delivery when you show the senior pointy haired dude the project log and point out the delays "out of your control"
<1> Apogee: they do their own sub-standard work, they don't need contractors for that :)
<0> DaveHowe: Yeah, but I have only a limited amount of time available to get this done with a week's training and a four week vacation coming up
<0> DaveHowe: So I took the shortcut
<7> DaveHowe: hahaha true that.. unfortunately, the little computer biz i work for here in maryland, are the only people qualified enough to do any type of IT related work.. so instead of flying out techs, diebold just calls us up..
<7> the work is always ridiculously retarded..
<1> PolarWolf: yeah. training for you or them?
<0> Apogee: Just smile and take their money.
<7> gotta follow tons of procedures.. constantly on the phone with them, while the work is being done
<0> DaveHowe: Me
<8> ??
<0> DaveHowe: Last two modules of MCSE2003
<8> ?? help
<0> Tupeu-: www.herpeshelp.com
<8> tnx
<4> you're certainly welcome
<0> He *will* visit that site
<1> PolarWolf: that's ok then. reschedule it after your holidays, and get accounting to eat the expense as your project overran *due to the network guys being too busy to do the config*
<0> And then come back and ask why he was sent there
<0> DaveHowe: I doubt I can sell that :)
<0> DaveHowe: Too much interests involved
<1> PolarWolf: oddly enough, if it comes down to you skipping the training or them missing completion on the project, they usually reschedule the training and take it out of the budget of someone else - in this case presumably the network guys
<0> DaveHowe: "You won't get your server tomorrow because I haven't been able to virtualize it, so I guess you get to tell your project manager we can't keep our promise....again"
<7> "You will be representing DIEBOLD INFORMATION LLC on this call. Please identify yourself as a representative of this company. Do not leave your telephone number or business card with the customer. They are to be referred to their dispatch number."
<0> DaveHowe: I *want* to get on that training
<1> PolarWolf: oh, ok. then fudge it. surely you have a pc or something on the vlan already you can get to act as a router?
<0> DaveHowe: Oh yeah
<0> DaveHowe: I'm abusing a backdoor which shouldn't be there, but **** it :)
<0> I'll whine about that after I'm done
<1> PolarWolf: I try to avoid doing **** like that - far too often the network guys notice it, ignore it, but keep it on file to bite you later if they are having a ****ty week
<0> "Gee, uh, I dunno it's a good idea to have no access lists at all between VLAN1 and VLAN2. It seems, like, erm, a security risk and all."
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