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<0> whiners
<1> jostein they are called liberals
<2> the only real differences between utf8 and everything else is that the length of the data is no longer # of characters, and they can't go around inserting linebreaks wherever they want
<0> ACTION slashes docfu with a
<0> RelDrgn: *nod*
<1> i still can't believe i spent $400 on luggage but anyway
<1> thoughts of "Joe Vs The Volcano" starring Tom Hanks keep running through my mind
<0> docfu: anything involving tom hanks is bad
<1> jostein well it was the one movie where he jumps into a volcano to sacrifice himself
<1> the bad thing is that it spits him back out
<0> hehe
<1> i liked his older movies
<1> like the burbs
<1> and ghostbusters
<3> uh
<3> try again.



<1> D-side i know, he wasn't in it
<4> I like cream cheese and apples
<1> thats why i liked it so much
<4> I like slippery nipples
<4> these are a few of my Faviourite THINGS! ~oO
<0> I like ichi the killer :P
<0> and Oldboy
<1> i always got a kick out of the japanese name 'ichi hara'
<4> Ichi the wha? You can get cream for that you know
<0> docfu: how so? I dont get it :P
<0> docfu: first field?
<4> Jostein: "har***ment" I suspect
<4> "seku hara" is "***ual har***ment"
<1> you idiots
<0> smsie: nice guess :P
<1> 'ichihara' cause its sounds like "itchy hair"
<4> si "itchy har***ment" I guess
<0> docfu: well. you arent enlightening us
<4> docfu: hair doesn't get itchy
<0> docfu: oh . you are
<4> scalps get itchy
<4> that's like saying "my hair hurts"
<0> docfu: if that sounds funny, try "earth" in engrish :P
<4> it CAN'T hurt
<1> pack like there is no tomorrow? or pack like tomorrow isn't no?
<4> docfu: the former
<4> the latter is meaningless
<1> uhoh
<1> i can't hear my nephew
<4> how old is said bundle of joy?
<1> 4
<4> be afraid
<4> be VERY afraid!
<1> yup
<4> if he's silent, he's either dead or killing something VERY expensive
<1> well this is sweet
<1> since i'm taking another bag i won't have to carry the one guitar
<1> cause i can drop my amp into another suitcase
<1> hey tamahome
<5> hey
<1> and yes i'm taking an amp with me
<4> why not just hore an amp when you get to $THERE
<4> hire
<1> smsie my sister has the same attitude
<1> she doesn't realize how hard it is to find stuff in tokyo
<0> docfu: how -can- that be hard?
<4> I don't believe that
<1> jostein trains cost money :)
<1> taxis cost money
<4> I would be stunned if that were true in fact
<1> busses cost money
<1> smsie no the stuff is there
<0> docfu: lemme guess? living downtown costs even more money? :P
<4> YOU may not be able to find stuff. I daresay stuff is easily found
<1> but it costs money to get around to look at it
<4> it's ****ing Tokyo...One of the most populous cities in teh universe
<1> yeah i know
<1> i plan on touring it on foot



<1> he quit?
<1> you quit?
<1> i caused you to quit?
<0> RelDrgn: I do -not- want to see that query :P
<0> "smsie [~ssta@smsie.demon.co.uk] has quit [Quit: docfu ]"
<5> Fred: no derived tables? lame.
<0> smsie: oddest /quit-msg Ive seen in some time
<4> docfu: no, I have no idea what happened. I suspect "/w docfu" was mangled
<1> heheh
<0> heh
<6> hmm... nothing like an episode of "Dad's Army"
<7> excuse me? spamming?
<0> smsie: /alias q /say And I was -almost- of to watch hentai :P
<7> i have not ever spammed anyone or anything in my life, thank you very much...
<1> jostein tentacle or giant demon cock?
<5> Jostein: you bad boy
<1> on a side note
<4> Jostein: well, /q is already aliased to /query, so **** knows
<1> i've never actually seen any hentai involving tentacles
<2> Jostein: actually, it was going to be pretty simple, select customer.*, sum(case when invoice.paid then 0 else 1 end) as sendthe****ertocollections from customer join invoice on customer.id=invoice.customer where invoice.billedon<now()-'3 months'::interval group by customer.*"
<6> teletype_: uh huh
<5> tentie H is usually stupid
<7> wtf?
<0> RelDrgn: but customer.* b0rks? that ****s
<0> Lion-O: *evil*
<5> what the blazes is ::interval?
<2> Tamahome: postgres typecast
<0> RelDrgn: worst SQL I have ever done involved some 4-5 table joins on 2 seperate DBs in a single results set. where the 2 DBs differed significantly
<0> RelDrgn: took 2 screenfulls of SQL
<2> Jostein: cross-DB work is blech.
<0> RelDrgn: indeed
<0> RelDrgn: I got myself a few beers when I finally had it working though
<0> RelDrgn: I served that after THAT mess
<6> Jostein: hmm ?
<6> Jostein: not really.. More like getting rid of a proven troll.
<4> docfu: anyway. You're going to lug an amp all the way to Japan (presumably incurring great inconvenience and excess baggage charges) just so you want have to spend a coupld of hours wandering around looking for a shop that sells amps?
<6> damn. hh's problem is back
<4> which ONE?
<6> smsie: the one where I issue a command which displays a lot of output and I see 1 line and thats it. Same deal on Shanta's commandline.
<6> smsie: when I start mc on Shanta the stuff freezes, gives me a timeout and... blech
<8> the graphic engine of linux is included in each linux distribution ?
<0> smsie: mc is for wimps anyway :P
<0> Lion-O: ^^
<0> cocaine_eyes: any sane distro, yes. It's called X
<8> what distribution should i choose
<8> for a normal linux user
<8> ?
<6> cocaine_eyes: www.distrowatch.org, take your pick.
<8> k
<5> "gotta catch 'em all?"
<4> Lion-O: weird
<6> cocaine_eyes: I'd suggest sticking to the "major" distributions.
<4> Lion-O: works perfectly here. I would guess it's a terminal problem at your end of some sort
<6> smsie: no, I doubt it. Last time both Tron and myself experienced this.
<8> like redhat ...etc ?
<6> smsie: And the fact its happening on both HH through dcc (from my server) and ssh (from my workstation) where nothing has changed... I suspect that there maybe another routing issue with Shanta. Some people have issues, some don't.
<4> Lion-O: so you both have the same problem then...works fine here (under screen+putty)
<4> routing?
<4> that sounds...unlikely
<6> smsie: that was causing the problems last time.
<5> routing and wierd terminal stuff?
<5> should be totally unrelated... but you did say you get a timeout
<6> Tamahome: no, not terminal stuff. When i receive > X amount of data the connection freezes.
<4> ah
<0> Lion-O: ****s
<6> Tamahome: either this be on HH through dcc or the commandline. So "ls -l /etc" ends up with a freeze. Very odd.
<5> crappy network card I bet
<4> but only when displaying stuff?
<6> Tamahome: hardly possible..


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