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<0> D-side: you should see it in action. It's really amazing.
<1> siglite: hm. try a new power supply.
<1> i'm not even ****ing around.
<0> D-side: it's not that. It works fine in windows. (laptop)
<1> i had a b0rk psu that ****ed over my keystrokes in the most amazing ways at times
<1> wow then.
<2>
<2>
<0> I've seen some threads about people having the same issue using a few panasonics with 2.6 kernels.
<3> hi
<4> God damn
<4> siglite: i told you to kick him
<4> i saw this coming :D
<0> heh
<0> I've seen some threads with people bitching about certain notebooks doing this with 2.6 kernels.



<3> hey guys, what do you think what hardware config does the fastest amiga have?
<5> hi i need help please. I just got a VPS with plesk & it ask for the servers full hostname. I dont know what to enter there, can anyone ***ist me please
<0> wtf is VPS? and what's plesk?
<0> never mindd, I don't want to know
<6> plesk is another webmin program
<5> virtual private server and plesk is a webmin
<0> lol
<0> what the hell is a virtual private server?
<5> ok i quit :)
<5> i just need help leave me alone mate
<7> there is no nuclear spread in Scorched Earth :)
<6> there's some kind of spread bomb in there.. cant remember the name
<7> that's a Death's Head
<0> no, seriously, what the hell is a VPS? Is that a VPN gateway with a fancy marketing name?
<6> dogbert2 ever manage to get that aTanks to work?
<3> re
<3> sorry
<7> nopers...I like scorched earth :)
<0> atanks rocks
<8> Comet, where can I get a good bandwidth manager operating under linux ? do u know any ?
<6> atanks for linux baby.. works great
<0> damndolla: speak english
<0> damndolla: www.lartc.org
<3> dsl rocks!
<6> except, there's no network multiplayer in atanks.. that pisses me off
<3> 6MBit/s ;)
<8> I tried lartc, didn't get the rpm program ..
<7> hehehe...oh well
<5> it is like shared hosting but they have segmented the pcs it work on so for example on server has like 10 segmented parts that run linux and u get guranteed resources available
<5> you are one of the 10 for example
<6> damndolla, are you limiting bandwidth to network users?
<0> john_1: oh, so your ISP is leasing you a vmware instance and calling it a VPS.
<8> yes Comet- ..
<0> hahah, we should do that.
<8> but not just that, I want to block some IPs as well ..
<0> john_1: so what's wrong with your vmware instance again?
<8> have tried to compile my kernel to make BWMGR work with it, so far so bad ..
<0> damndolla: www.lartc.org
<6> damndolla well, maybe try squid
<9> gah
<9> ld is dying a horrible death
<5> anyway i just got that for our company hosting i know plesk from before...i have configured everything fine however our email dont reach because i ve left the local host to localhost.localdomain and they server think it is spam spoofed :(
<0> damndolla: go read the documentation. Learn to use tc. then go to www.netfilter.org
<10> hey guys i have a server with linux installed just got it at my house for the 1st time and i need a username and a p*** is there a username which i can use to enter linux thanks
<8> Comet,But I can't reduce bandwidth to network users.
<0> john_1: so go fix your MTA. (and /etc/hosts)
<3> hey guys, do you think that linux is the best OS ever?
<9> Cego: No. VMS is.
<3> whats VM?
<8> siglite, I just need the lartc setup file .. .do u know where I can get it ?
<0> john_1: and stop using dumb***ed webmin ****, and learn how things are really configured
<3> VMS?
<3> realtime OS?
<6> bandwidth quotas create like a bucket for users.. once they download a certain amount, the bucket gets full, and doesnt let the user download at a full rate until the bucket empties it self at the kilobyte rate you specify
<9> Cego: Not realtime, but a real OS, for real men.
<0> damndolla: omfg. www.lartc.org RTFM. Now leave.
<3> hehe
<9> Or women.



<3> well my system boots in 8 seconds
<3> cold reboot of course
<9> Nowadays OpenVMS.
<9> Cego: VxWorks?
<3> no
<8> siglite, what on u about RTFM? can't find it on www.lartc.org
<6> haha just realized your name is damn dollar. looked at it weird for a second
<4> oh Comet- is on crack again
<8> :P Comet-
<8> it took me a while to think of.
<3> http://amigator.free.fr/img/MyOSMOS14.jpg
<11> what does mine mean? :D
<8> Siglite, I swear that I surfed the entire www.lartc.org, couldnt find what to get the setup file.. plz do help .. cheer
<8> s
<12> damndolla: There is no "the setup file"
<4> lol
<8> ohh yeah!!>!!>?
<8> strange :)
<12> You'll need to use tc and probably htb; read the documentation on that site.
<12> damndolla: Not if you'd PAID ATTENTION TO THE DOCUMENTATION.
<9> ld: fatal: relocations remain against allocatable but non-writable sections
<4> Nanuq: bear vs solaris, 1-0 for solaris :)
<9> where's my gnu-error-messages to English translator
<9> well, that'd be Sun ld
<8> Shadur, how about getting the tc or htb? where do I get them from ?
<0> damndolla: from your distribution's package repository.
<9> tavi-san: mod_python wins this round
<0> damndolla: what part of "go away" confuses you?
<9> tavi-san: you should see the crap it put out
<9> $ wc -l gmake.out 28527 gmake.out
<8> lol siglite, c'mon, I aint trying to wind you up ..
<0> damndolla: then go read.
<3> my system is an amigaos based system called morphos
<4> Cego: l33t
<3> and that means?
<3> and im gonna install debian when i've installed my 20GB hd
<12> damndolla: Read. The. DOCUMENTATION.
<8> Shadur, I m trying my best not to lose it, I had been reading all last week ..but in vain ..
<8> I've got BWMGR but only works with certain kernels ..
<12> damndolla: Then read better. There are step by step tutorials on how to use tc to do bandwidth shaping.
<8> had been trying to compile different kernels to make it work with BWMGR on www.etinc.com
<12> damndolla: I don't give a flying **** about bwmgr
<13> hi! any linux gamers here?
<0> wow
<0> this guy isn't getting it
<0> oh
<0> he left.
<0> maybe he did get it.
<12> justmee: Just ask your questions.
<14> hi all
<14> can anybody tell me how to mount correctly a hdd in fc5 ?
<12> ADD1CT3D: type 'man mount' and read.
<1> i'd say its the same as in fc4 or 3, debian... hell, even slackware.
<13> okey. i try to reun wow on linux using wine cos i have no money to buy cedega. when i type ./configure and make depend && make it says "Makefile is older than Makefile.in configure, please rerun ./configure make: *** [Makefile] Error 1"
<13> and when i start wow i get 1.5 fps
<14> i mean i have 2 hdds and ... let me show you what i have done
<1> no thats okay. afk.
<12> ADD1CT3D: No, don't. I'm not interested in your life's story.
<12> justmee: Did you actually try to read that error message?
<13> i've read it many times now
<12> Evidently not.
<13> it says that makefile is older than makefile.in configure
<12> Yes. Which means that perhaps something didn't quite go to plan during the configure phase.
<13> yes, but i don't get any errors after the configure
<4> jgaddis or schitzo, you around?
<15> woo
<15> we got allocated a /24
<16> rhowe: meh! We are still cooler than you
<9> Russ!
<15> wlfshmn: Well, it's not much use without a link
<16> rhowe: we have our own ASN ;)
<15> wlfshmn: We'll be running BGP between our leased line and our bonded ADSL :)
<4> rhowe: nice nice :))


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