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<0> cheeksy: hah
<1> hey tavi
<2> smsie: so? where's the proof?
<2> ;o)
<3> cheeksy: hear the joke about the guy who sent a woman a bottle of wine in a bar? She sent him a note saying "I'll only accept this if you have a german car, a million in the bank, and 7 inches". He wrote back a note saying "Madam, I have a BMW, two Porsches and a Ferarri, I have tens of millions in the bank, but sadly I cannot fulfil your third criteria. Sent the bottle back as you're *definitely* not hot enough to make mne want to chop off two inches!"
<0> Jostein: if you said "women" instead of computer parts id have understood
<0> but WTF!!!
<3> cheeksy: what would you accept as proof?
<0> Falchion: i usually work in weekends
<1> tavi-san: heh
<2> smsie: i cant help you with that! i helped you already with another one! :-p
<0> but i wont in this one :)))
<1> tavi-san: its my new dedicated server
<1> tavi-san: Im itching to get a sane network setup here at home
<3> cheeksy: if you convert what I earn to dollars, it's well over 100,000
<2> a month?:-p
<0> smsie: hahaha rofl nice joke
<4> tavi-san: Yes, but I only work 1 weekend every 5 weeks. So when it's my turn, it ****s ***.
<0> Jostein: dedicated for?
<3> cheeksy: a year
<2> smsie: do you have a castle?;o)
<3> cheeksy: yes
<1> tavi-san: web, ftp, dhcp, vpn + a few other things
<3> cheeksy: and a herd of fine white horses
<2> smsie: what car do you drive?
<5> Falchion Yeah, but it could be worse. You could be working this weekend at McDonald's. ;)
<3> cheeksy: I don't drive. I have chauffers to drive the cars
<1> tavi-san: Ill be playing a -lot- with the server now :P
<2> ok i'll marry you just for horses.
<4> true
<3> cheeksy: I don't concern myself with what make they are. As long as they're big enough to have a bar and a bed in the back, that's all I care about
<1> tavi-san: until now Ive only had my desktop machine to use for that
<2> smsie: who wants to have an ugly car?
<1> tavi-san: and it didnt really work out all that well :P
<3> cheeksy: I had to give up the Lear Jet though
<3> it was *entirely* to small
<2> such a beauty cant step into an ugly car.
<3> got a 747 instead
<2> right
<3> I like lots of legroom
<2> so, when are you flying in to china?
<2> on your 747?
<2> :o)
<6> man, I just killed like 30 streaming audio/video streams.
<3> I'm not. I dislike china. They seem to resent the fact I have more money than they do
<2> smsie: you'd be surprised.
<3> cheeksy: at what?
<2> people here earn much more than you do :o)
<2> so they dont care for your jets and cars and castles
<3> cheeksy: I meant that I have more money than China!
<2> smsie: you dont. 100,000 a year is not more :o)
<3> cheeksy: I don't want a woman who cares about such things anyway
<3> what good is that to me?
<3> cheeksy: I lied
<2> smsie: i know! :o)
<3> damn
<3> I thought you hadn't noticed!
<2> i told you already i'd marry you for horses
<2> but since you dont have horses, alas! ;o)
<3> I'm afraid I have nowhere to *put* horses
<2> smsie: believe it or not, in a small town where my mom lives, while i was in highschool there was a family who kept a horse in a balcony for a week. 5th floor :o)
<7> smsie: you can just deflate them and store them the same way you store all your women... ;)
<5> I wouldn't want to live the next floor down...
<3> stabling a horse costs significantly more than even a reasonable horse (as long as it's not a thouroughbred)
<3> horses are (reasonably) cheap to buy and DAMN expensive to run
<2> i love horses, such noble animals.
<1> the sooner the hardware is done, the quicker I start drinking beer :P
<2> Jostein: you are a geek. born geek and will die geek :-p
<3> cheeksy: much as I'd love to get a horse just so I can get into your pants, I don't want our consummation to be so shallow :)
<2> lol
<2> a horse for getting into my pants?
<0> Jostein: get a cisco router
<2> NO
<0> and play with that, it swallows too
<2> lol
<7> smsie: the horse gets the ring... you need a lot more for the pants... :)
<3> cheeksy: actually it appears I lied twice. I don't make 100k dollars
<3> when the **** did the dollar recover?
<2> smsie: I KNOW.
<2> smsie: i knew it before you even started talking numbers :-p
<3> cheeksy: if the dollar was still worth what it was about a year ago, I would :)
<2> i dont even know how much i make a year. hmmmm
<3> how can you not know that?>
<3> you don't have taxes?
<0> i make exactly 8400 usd a year, + around 1200 from other stuff
<0> so i pretty much **** ***
<8> heh. i flip back to this window and all i see is tavi-san saying he ****s ***
<2> i pay taxes in one school
<2> the rest pay me cash
<2> unregistered :o)
<2> well, they say it is After tax
<2> so supposedly they should be paying
<2> :o)
<0> OxD: you got it wrong :))
<0> OxD: let's play yahtzee in the network
<8> heh
<8> i think i'll skip out
<0> OxD: heh
<8> i'm exchanging angry e-mails
<8> :D
<0> hahah been there done that :)
<2> yoz: hows your education coming up?:o)
<9> cheeksy: you mean the stuff we discussed?
<2> yes
<9> cheeksy: as I said.. I'm damn good already! ;)
<2> yoz: stop poofing up like a peacock.
<8> haha
<8> cheeksy: there's so many places to take that. most of them wrong ;)
<9> cheeksy: bah! I don't. again.. you don't know me!
<2> OxD: take it as it comes :-p
<8> gladly!
<10> Hey, any members online from around Belgium - Gent ? Need some urgent irl support
<9> actually I had to look "peacock" up.
<2> yoz: EXACTLY :-p those who boast about them being good usually are horrible :-p
<8> so when are you visiting the states? :)
<11> http://www.kfwebs.net/news/508/A-million-EU-domain-names-has-been-registered
<2> when?
<2> lets see
<9> cheeksy: however.. ;)
<2> today is saturday
<2> tomorrow's sunday
<2> hmmmm
<2> never?;o)
<8> well, i had to try :P
<2> yeah that wasnt trying
<2> :-p
<8> ok
<8> cheeksy: so come visit the states for some lovin
<8> better?
<2> with my p***port they won't let me into your country, especially for loving reason lol
<8> heh
<9> K_F: amazing.
<11> yoz: I'm sure I'm the first to report it
<11> :)
<2> when i marry smsie and get a different citizenship, then we'll both come and visit good ole OxD uncle
<2> lol
<9> K_F: hehe
<8> cheeksy: if you do that, leave smsie behind. i don't do threesomes with guys
<2> eeew.
<2> OxD: now, why would i go to US for some lovin when i can get plenty here?;o)
<2> takes a blink ;o)
<8> cheeksy: err...
<0> anyways, it's 9 pm i need to go home and enjoy this weekend
<0> have a great weekend people
<8> foreign lovin? :)
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