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<0> Funny reason actually.
<0> My lower natural teeth, don't match my upper false teeth.
<1> different shades of yellow? ;)
<0> Well, the falsies are actually white, a 6 on the scale. my bottom teeth are probably a 11 right now.
<1> where higher = yellower?
<0> Dimmer.
<0> More grey.
<0> The scale goes up to 25 I think.
<1> ah
<1> so 25 is black, tar-stained?
<0> It's pretty damn dark.. but not black.
<1> I've never really concerned myself with such.
<0> The scale is for matching false teeth to natural teeth, if someone's trying to match to black, the need a new dentist.
<2> D-side: here?
<1> synapsis: so I guess you either use these strips to whiten, or brush with coffee to darken ;)
<0> That's about it.



<0> Darkening is cheaper.
<0> And there's no caffeine in whitestrips.
<1> dip your brush in a jar of instant coffee, heh
<0> Or take a shower with that caffeinated soap.
<1> does that **** actually work?
<1> LSD, yeah that can go through your skin, but caffeine?
<0> Well, we got my brother drunk, shaved his head, and he washed his scalp with some. He was hyper enough to climb a tree in my front yard.
<0> While wearing David Bowie style makeup.
<0> http://www.blackcow.org/dump/index.php?path=/bork/&page=12 <-- he looks sorta gay.
<1> synapsis: sorta?
<0> Look at the rest of the pics, he gets more gay.
<0> He violated my pool table.
<1> Hrm.. word of the day: Trockenbeerenauslese
<1> Wonder where I could find some of that here. Might be worth trying.
<2> did I just miss the last person alive in here? :P
<3> Nope
<2> damn
<2> *grin*
<4> huh? naah. Just another camel sale.
<3> Sorry to dissapoint
<4> s/sap/app/
<4> Nanuq: huh? No idea. Is that some preservative? Baking Powder?
<2> Nanuq: its 501 flavour with a added 10% buggyness
<1> o/~ i am a no deal with capitalist, i a rastaman..
<1> Viking667: nope
<1> "600 g Mehl (Type 550)"
<1> Viking667: well, maybe
<1> "und Mehl zum Bearbeiten"
<2> Nanuq: eh. just use ordinary flour
<1> with bear something? ;)
<2> hah
<3> Nanuq: Sunflower!~
<2> well.. maybe its a scale for how fine/granular it should be
<3> Without the tilde
<2> Nanuq: http://kavukcu.trustp***.alibaba.com/product/10966087/Type_550_Wheat_Flour.html
<2> oh. wrong link
<1> ohh
<1> Mehl zum Bearbeiten = flour to work with
<2> basicly means make the flour into a dough
<3> Heh
<2> german is easy :P
<1> Jostein: er, no.. flouring the surface so it doesn't stick
<2> right
<2> all in context I guess
<3> Jostein: You're thinking knead
<1> Jostein: it's stating you can't just buy 600g of flour and be done with it, you'll need some more ;)
<2> hehe
<1> wow, I don't think of flour coming from Turkey
<1> but maybe I'm biased ;)
<1> oohh, cool
<4> Deutsche ist nacht leicht
<1> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flour
<5> http://hope.rains.net/~weev/temp/funnelgirl.wmv
<5> (NSFW)
<5> So I'm told, anyway. I daren't watch
<1> Jostein: that's what we call "all purpose flour"
<1> Jostein: it's middle of the road wrt protein content



<2> I see
<1> pastry at one end, "hard" or "bread" at the other
<1> Viking667: nicht ;)
<2> I think I need some coffee
<1> rhowe: gahhh
<5> Nanuq: Apparently it's pretty wrong
<1> rhowe: I concur.
<1> rhowe: G'day :P
<3> rhowe: Erm, yea.... Last time I watch an NSFW from you
<1> y'all thought I was bad
<4> ohhh. nacht = night. danke.
<5> Pizbit: Hey, I warned you
<3> rhowe: Hah!
<2> rhowe: ok. that is wrong. and I just saw the 2 first secs
<5> Jostein: I haven't seen it
<2> heh
<1> http://www.dresden-online.de/index.php3/2871_1_1.html?g=34&sid=&id=2871&seite=1&satz=1&bst=
<1> (SFW)
<1> hmm..
<1> http://www.dresden-online.de/gif/berichte/2871/6.jpg
<1> _that's_ a knife
<2> lol
<4> not a very useful one...
<1> Viking667: Smalltalk eh?
<4> mmmm.
<4> yep.
<1> http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150012009119
<1> someone buy me that
<2> but I'm seriously looking into getting some coffee :P
<4> at the moment, the ISO's about 43% downloaded, but I STILL can't (usually) get the full files... bittorrenting, ya have to download the entirety of the torrent before everything works.
<4> seems I have 2941 pieces to download, of which I have about 43% of that... not in order... but scattered around the place.
<2> thats BT for ya
<1> Viking667: is there a non-bt option?
<4> Jostein: so I'm finding out.
<1> Viking667: helmet?
<2> Viking667: unless noone is seeding your torrent, torrents are usually very efficient and reliable ways to get stuff
<1> Jostein: only when it's popular
<4> Nanuq: bit late now, I'm 270MB into the image
<1> Jostein: Smalltalk, I suspect, isn't terribly.
<2> hehe
<2> Nanuq: well.. 1 server distributing it to 10 users by HTTP or BT?
<4> sorry, I meant 2491 pieces, and I only have dialup, so can't really afford to have TOO many connects
<2> what do you think will be the most efficient way and quickest for the users?
<2> must **** having dial-up only
<6> why do people insist on living where there isn't proper internet connectivity ;)
<2> heheh
<2> maybe they dont have such technology as boats to get of those evil dial-up islands? :P
<1> wlfshmn: well I'm thinking where there's not even dial-up
<6> I can't say I can imagine moving to somewhere without proper connectiviy these days...
<6> Nanuq: NACK
<2> wlfshmn: some guy I know just moved to a BBB neighbourhood. the bastard
<1> wlfshmn: get a VHF rig, bounce **** off the ISS ;)
<1> wlfshmn: maybe get a single email once every two days
<6> Nanuq: Sounds like a complex way to browse for pr0n ;)
<1> Jostein: BBB? Broadband, Beer and B-cups?
<2> bredbnd (broadband) bolaget (living-league)" or something :P
<2> Nanuq: 10mbps FULL duplex
<6> "bolag" just means company
<2> whatever :P
<1> bolagna?
<6> unless you are talking about "Bolaget", then it's the liquer store
<2> wlfshmn: lol
<1> you're saying a luncheon meat company has 10mbps connectivity, and you don't?
<6> Jostein: My friend has 100/10 from BBB
<4> Actually, we've GOT dsl here, but still not at a price where I can afford to start it up - we've got a monitored alarm, so I've got to pay to put a box up in the roof.
<2> Nanuq: Im sayin some people have 10mbps outstream and hardly pay for it. but you can only get it certain places
<1> IP over Sausage Links
<6> Jostein: He had to stop using his WRT54 as firewall, because it couldn't handle it
<2> wlfshmn: lol
<7> A lunchon meat company has a 10 mbps conection what the hell for?


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