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<0> Damn
<0> Can't load perl scripts though
<0> What's the maximum number of letters a nick can have on undernet?
<1> Why is the sky blue? Why do fools fall in love?
<0> It's blue due to Rayleigh scattering.
<2> no it's blue because god said so. ;)
<0> Strider-: No, that's Ka-bar's answer
<3> is it possible to play Diablo 2 in linux?
<1> No, its because God loves the Infantry.
<2> I thought he loved the marine corps?
<4> Uhhhh, there is no god
<1> Hahah nobody loves the marine corps.
<1> Except marines. But if they had brains, they wouldn't be marines so....
<2> schitzo: that's only south of 60
<2> jebus video conferencing stuff is stupid expensive
<0> Strider-: You can do it via Flash Media Server.
<2> reallappy: not for our applicaiton
<0> Strider-: What's the app?
<3> what's everyone's favorite linux game?
<5> Falchion, I remember singing a camp song, many years ago, that mentioned the Marines. The last verse went like "Eve got the apple and Adam got the Corp."
<3> dopewars is pretty tight
<5> ooooh. icepick time?
<5> LOL
<5> Falchion: I'm back in NH again. My contract in NY ended.
<4> ok I need to get some shielded speakers
<4> ****ing cell phone in the office next to me makes them static and ****
<2> schitzo: it's not the speakers, it's GSM phones generating noise on the input lines
<2> schitzo: not much that can really be done about it
<4> well it's annoying
<4> and makes me want to hurt someone and/or something
<2> blame the regulatory agencies for allowing GSM phones to emit that crap
<1> Ka-bar: Cool :)
<6> du du du dup du du dup du du dup du du DUUUUUUUUUUUUU
<1> Welcome home.
<6> I used to know when I was getting a phone call by that.
<4> yeah I know what I'm getting a call
<4> it's the fact that it's the office next to me that is ding it too
<0> **** man. I really need to get reality1 back up and running
<0> This irssi for windows ain't going to cut it
<7> you need to get back to reality
<7> :)
<8> Strider-: I like that GSM noice
<8> Strider-: It makes it easier to hear the cell when I wear headphones ;)
<0> Lion-O: Hopefully after work
<2> wlfshmn: lol
<8> ofcourse, when roaming, I can also hear when my phone switches cells ;)
<6> lol
<9> its a quiet day
<10> indeedlydoo
<9> I have two irssi clients and slrn going in Screen
<9> screen rocks
<11> Hi everyone
<5> Falchion: I'm considering never going back to MN again, no matter how much fun it is. Seems like every time I go there on vacation, I end up losing a job when I get home...
<11> Have you lost your job ? Sorry to hear that.
<12> re
<6> Ka-bar: You had no warning?
<9> OldMonk: welcome to #bored
<6> I don't go on vacations longer than 1-2 days around a weekend
<6> because then they realise they can do without their highly paid contractor.
<5> We got back from our trip late Sunday, I drove down to NY Monday night and when I showed up at the office on Tuesday morning, they said "Great job! We've hired a PFY to do the sustaining engineering work. Sorry, we don't need you anymore. Your contract is over anyway. Good Luck!"
<11> Pfff, I enjoy 15 days and I am happy
<12> Ka-bar: what fun!
<12> are you surviving?
<9> ouch
<11> Fcsking
<6> I'm scrambling like mad looking for more work right now
<5> I've got some money in the bank and my wife works full-time.
<6> because I'm about to cross the 6 month line
<12> hey, you're ok then
<6> too bad you can't cut your child support payments when you're unemployed.
<5> indeed
<6> what happens if you're unemployed for a year? do you ahve to keep paying at the old rate?
<12> learn meditation, learn some martial art, write that book you've always wanted to
<11> I suppose you do live at USA, each country has its disadvantages
<6> om: he's got to dish out $1200 a month, posttax.
<5> Menno: don't get me started. been there, done that.
<5> and, it's more like $1600 a month, posttax.
<6> ah.
<12> Ka-bar: oh, child support?
<6> sorry, I thought months had 3 weeks in them. duh.
<12> but if you're not working...
<9> OldMonk: welcome to the Nanny State
<6> OM: Sorry dude, this is the US, where the woman gets everything.
<9> Big Mother is watching you
<12> well that ****s
<6> it's bad enough I'm waiting to have kids
<12> kids **** anyway
<6> divorce seems a hell of a lot cheaper when you're childless
<12> except mine, of course :)
<5> What was really fun was when I had a job that paid significantly less than what I had made previously and the judge refused to lower my child support so they were taking *over* 50% of my gross income, in direct violation of FEDERAL law. Family court judges in NH ********
<9> Ka-bar: s/NH/Anywhere
<5> bsims: **** that. My ex makes more than I do.
<9> Ka-bar: doesn't matter. you pay or go to jail and pay
<6> yeah, getting divorced during the dot com boom ****s.
<6> you don't go to jail but you'll get your wages garnished to death
<5> Menno, or immediately after the bust, as in my case.
<6> you only go to jail if you're in contempt of court
<9> Menno: which is what failure to pay is
<6> No, failure to pay isn't contempt.
<6> If you work 80 hours a week at McDonald's, and sell all your posessions, and stillc an't pay, youw on't be found in contempt.
<6> I know a guy who used to have a good job, got divorced ,got bad credit, lost his job, couldn't get anything that didn't involve food.
<9> it is in illinois. warrents for your arrest and everything
<6> He was working 2 jobs and getting 100% of his wages garnished
<6> he was doing **** like eating on the job so he wouldn't starve.
<5> I have a friend who is paying outrageous amounts of spousal support because his ex refuses to get a job AND they're forcing him to pay child support on all 3 kids even though one of them lives with him. He's only getting to keep about 25% of his income and is in danger of getting evicted from his apartment because he can't even afford his rent.
<6> lost his car
<6> which ****ed because he was sleeping in it
<6> he ended up moving in to a homeless shelter
<9> Menno: which is when I'd quite literaly shoot her and the judge.
<6> No, I'm not talking about SSG.
<6> bsims: He ended up getting a break in the end.
<13> Hey do any of you fancy yourself snipers and fit into size 36 coats?
<6> His lack of an address probably helped.
<13> I have a deal for you
<5> Menno: and I can't understand why the state courts can get away with this when Federal law clearly prohibits garnishments in excess of 50%.
<6> my sister in law's boytoy thinks he's a sniper but he's more like a size 46
<6> I know someone who knew a guy who was self employed.
<6> His wife went nuts, got divorced, he got whacked with a huge child support order. So, he had no money left to pay his taxes.
<5> TenBaseT: nope, I'm a 46 Long.
<6> The IRS ended up going after 100% of what he owned. He grows his own food and lives via barter now
<5> but I do have pretty good aim. ;)
<6> he's gone completely mad.
<13> I've got a really, really nice leather competition shooting coat with the support straps and ****. Thing weighs about 15lbs.
<13> I havent been able to wear it since I quit smoking
<6> You quit smoking and lost weight?
<5> heh
<13> Menno: yeah, except the opposite.
<6> OH
<6> duh
<13> I wonder if siglite can fit into a 36, or if he's still too tubby
<5> bsims: put a couple drops of di-methyl mercury in the salad dressing? ;)
<6> Ka-bar: couple?? if it's ingested try a half drop
<9> Some nice wolfsbane, monkshood, beldonna, Death's Head mushrooms and a garnish of foxglove
<6> of course, you'll be going to jail for murder once she kicks over in a year
<13> put some hydrogen cyanide in her amaretto sour
<6> cyanide shows up in a tox screen.
<9> TenBaseT: colodial silver. won't killer just stain her perminatly blue-grey
<5> heh
<6> I think you'd be best off arranging to get her addicted to drugs.
<6> nobody cares if a junkie dies.
<13> so does lead, it doesnt mean that 200 grains of it in someones face isnt just what the doctor ordered.
<5> LMAO
<6> haha
<6> yeah, lead is very toxic
<6> especially at high velocities.
<5> TenBaseT: Yeah, most personal problems can be solved via the intra-cranial injection of a couple hundred grains of lead.
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