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<0> Hey, for anyone who uses my company for services, "fivepercent" is a coupon code good till end of the week.
<1> ***ual services?
<2> +))
<2> erm =))
<3> Falchion: meh, doesn't help us unless we order -more- stuff from you lot ;)
<0> wlfshmn: :)
<0> wlfshmn: So order more!
<3> Falchion: I don't -need- more ,)
<3> Falchion: provide cheap java hosting or something that I can -use- ;)
<4> I'm happy with my free.99 service :D
<5> what's 5% off free?
<6> tsokolat
<7> cheeksy
<6> :-D
<6> tsokolat: i made men buying me drinks though on ladies night they are free for ladies :o)
<6> buying-buy
<4> hahaah
<4> thats how you end up with roofies in your drink
<6> trust me - no roofies :o)
<6> wtf IS roofies?:o)
<4> rohypnol, it's a drug that knocks you on your *** and screws with your memory.
<4> it's the worlds most favorite date-rape drug
<6> i had too many fruit punches - too hyper on sugar
<7> cheeksy: piece of advice, you get your own drink when you're at the bar
<4> you're incapacitated and dont remember the previous 8 hours
<6> TenBaseT: i am home, alone, safe, so NO ROOFIES.
<6> tsokolat: i was watching what was poured :o)
<6> plus they are men i know very well :o)
<0> wlfshmn: Sorry :P
<7> cheeksy: haven't you heard of acquaintance rape? heh.. knock on wood
<6> tsokolat: there is no need for men here to rape anyone - enough of willing females to give themselves away in a blink of an eye
<7> lol
<0> cheeksy: Obviously you've never met tsokolat ;)
<7> there goes the STDs too
<6> so if i play hard-to-get, they play along because they know they can go bang someone else without sweettalking much
<6> Falchion: tsokolat is a 100% female who isnt interested in the same gender :o)
<0> It's IRC. Everyone is male :P
<6> plus it is a pleasant game for them because they get to be real men once in a while
<6> Falchion: i dont know what you are really...
<3> Falchion: Don't be sorry. Fix the fact that you aren't providing the services I require ;)
<7> I can't imagine myself making out with a woman. *cringe*
<8> er
<8> are you gay, or a female?
<6> tsokolat: but Falchion can lol
<6> Menno: FEMALE.
<2> actually I'm female and there's proof
<3> tsokolat: thats ok. We have no problem imagining you making out with a woman.
<8> ah, okay.
<8> I'm fine with chicks being 100% straight
<8> because that means they'll want to bang males. :)
<7> wlfshmn: I will probably vomit. =p
<6> Menno: and even if you are not - your preferences wouldnt matter, would they?:-p
<0> tsokolat: Just like menno did when menno first kissed a girl ;)
<3> tsokolat: not in our fantasies you don't.
<8> cheeksy: Not like my preferences are gonna change someone else's...
<6> tsokolat: you dont want to get them started really on the whole girl-to-girl and i've-got-penis subjects
<8> I wish I'd vomited at my first kiss
<3> cheeksy: well duh ;)
<6> welshy: duh back at ya :o)
<7> cheeksy: i didn't! Falchion and wlfshmn did!
<8> cheeksy: anyway, men don't rape because they can't get laid, they rape because they like the idea of forcing themselves on a woman.
<6> fruit punch has too much sugar in it
<3> cheeksy: there is enough testosterone in here to fill a tanker, and enough ***ual frustration to power the US for a decade
<8> it has nothing to do with availability
<6> Menno: well those women in question can pretend to be helpless victims :o)
<6> welshy: always olive oil in the kitchen to help your fantasies :o)
<6> tsokolat: you are right. they can make an elephant out of a fly :o)
<3> cheeksy: lube comes in gallon jugs
<6> welshy: you'd know better ......... :-p
<8> cheeksy: well, that's role playing :)
<6> some international miscall. and i cant identify the number
<6> i hope its not the mermaid. he really doesnt want me to give him a piece of my mind.
<3> mermaid?
<7> hahaha
<8> you know a mermaid?
<6> well his name is Ariel
<3> a -male- mermaid at that
<8> LOL
<6> i call him mermaid
<8> is that a merman
<6> mermaid
<6> a merman cant be called Ariel
<7> cheeksy: you always crack me up.. hahaha
<6> would call him Little Mermaid but its 80+ kgs of muscules and 6'2 height
<6> so... just a mermaid.
<6> they all come around sooner or later. and it is better for them LATER cause then i forget why i was mad at them.
<6> tsokolat: i always give nickname. like there is a guy whose name is Ranga. I call him Orangutanga
<6> though he doesnt know about it :o)
<7> lol
<8> boy, there are a lot of chicks in #linux these days
<8> I remember when this was a male only world
<8> like in the GNfromOS movie.
<6> Menno: don't you like diversity?:o)
<7> Menno: you got a problem with that? we make this channel looks good. =p
<6> or rather more fun ummm.
<6> :-p
<8> I wasn't stating my preference one way or the other
<8> Just talking about back when this was a sausage fest
<8> well, blondes have more fun
<6> Menno: it is still a sausage fest just with different garnish
<7> with dijon mustard this time
<6> hmmmm dijon chicken.
<7> cheeksy: i'm done going to the bar.. forever.. when I went salsa dancing last sunday night, i've concluded it's not my place anymore!
<6> food talks make me hungry. especially after so much sugar drinks. i have to defreese the orgasmic cake.
<6> tsokolat: i just look around and all i see is a freak show.
<6> tsokolat: any club - from cheap to elite. elite places are all bloody same, just people have more money to spend.
<6> i was so disappointed with my favorite jazz lounge couple weeks ago that i dont have a desire to go there anymore.
<7> organic /orgasmic cake? *blink*
<6> orgasmic
<8> cheeksy, are you still in .cn?
<6> Menno: yes, beijing. why?
<8> ah
<8> what's it like, living there
<3> select t1.guidowner, t1.idfld, t2.codedesc from ifsapp.VMO_BASE_INTEREST T1, ifsapp.VMO_BASE_CODEDESC T2 where t1.IDCOD = t2.IDCOD and t1.idfld = 'vmo_contact.idCODICO' and t1.GUIDOWNER = '4D7D9E4CBFE949E48F25E8336820A396' and t2.IDLNG = 'en' order by t2.sortorder
<3> meh!
<8> nothing special about that sql :)
<7> no, no.. it's pretty tiring having 25 year old guys hitting on you, they can't understand that you ( speaking for myself) just want to have clean- fun -dance.
<3> indeed, just bulk stuff
<6> Menno: hmmm fun :o)
<8> heh are you in china too tsokolat?
<6> tsokolat: clean-fun-dance? they just want to touch the booty. thats what they want
<8> there's a song about that on the radio here
<8> o/~ Tryin' to get to you at that booty o/~
<3> Menno: cheeksy went to asia, and tsokolat left it ;)
<7> Menno: I'm in Seattle
<5> heh
<5> hmm.. might be going down to seattle next week myself
<5> mostly to fly out of Seatac
<7> hiya Strider-
<6> Strider-: hows the THING going?:o)
<8> girl I been shakin stickin and movin tryna get to you and that booty
<5> hmm.. I ought to email Ye Jee, she should be back in Bellingham by now.
<7> Strider-: wanna meet up for a cup of coffee?
<8> oooh your *** is right, whisper in your ear while I'm holdin' my **** <-- how on earth do people write lyrics like these
<5> sure..
<5> wow.
<5> that's bad.
<7> Strider- but no in Seatac, I'm very far from Seatac
<6> Strider-: oh sweet emails. i actually emailed with a guy in the same city back and forth and finalyl went out for drinks to confirm that he does have a girlfriend. he forced his friends today to show up with him at the bar for the ladies night because i was going there
<5> lol
<7> s/no/not
<5> I wonder if I could convince her to come up to vancouver... I promised her decent Bulgogi and Kimchi. :P
<6> its that Orangutanga guy
<5> tsokolat: I'd be driving down the I-5 from the border..
<5> it boils down to whether the Tanzanian Emb***y gets me my p***port back or not.. if they do, I'll probably just fly out of Vancouver
<6> couple of beers made him smooth and he was like "I'll call you" I said:"You do so. By the way, when you said you were going to NZ to visit your girlfriend?"
<6> :o)
<5> lol
<5> hmm.. FedEx still doesn't have the return envelope yet.
<5> i'm lost without my p***port. :P
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