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<0> The Chinese control most of the Western ports right now and have for years
<1> ex ex excuse me...I think you have my stapler
<2> CancerMan: sad to see such a promising industry have a down turn... :)
<3> hmmm... all the good pot is still imported, which is why it's still so damned expensive.
<4> Zymurgy: So... What exactly do we still do in America? Each other's laundry?
<0> we grow corn and welfare receipents
<2> CancerMan: dunno... how well is the gay pr0n industry doing?
<2> or does it **** too? :)
<2> </bad-pun> :)
<4> Zymurgy: All the best gay porn comes from Amsterdam. Not to mention that it's a pain in the *** to make.
<2> lol
<2> nice return-pun :)
<2> CancerMan: yeah, really chokes a guy up, doesn't it... :)
<2> </even worse pun> :)
<1> ROFL



<4> Zymurgy: Well, now to have respectible gay porn, it has to choke up at least 2 or 3 guys..
<1> you people are idiots
<2> CancerMan: I would find that hard to swallow...
<4> Beef: Yes sir? You have input?
<2> Steakk: news flash... duh :)
<1> Zymurgy: LoL
<4> Zymurgy: Eh. I can take a good licking when I have to.
<4> But don't consider that a come on. I only tap the ladies.
<4> :P
<2> woot... Conan double feature on Space! time to watch Arnie rape Howard's work...
<5> zymmy
<2> heya docfu
<1> grr
<2> docfu: sick of rice and sake yet? :)
<4> Oh geez/
<1> gotta reboot this machine, but dun wanna
<1> **** it, I will reboot it from work tomorrow
<5> zymmy mondays will always be hell but after that will be a piece of cake
<4> The lady who did makeup for The Chronicals of Narnia is on stage... and her makeup isn't covering her zits.
<1> ****in thing takes 20 minutes to boot
<4> And they CUT HER OFF.
<2> jgaddis: I won't make the same mistake as siglite did, and ask you about the size of *anything* extracted... :)
<6> CancerMan: the dentist doesn't drill his own cavities ;)
<7> Heh, half of my day tomorrow consists of being in meetings with a bunch of other local I.T. people to figure out what the hell to do about our impending timezone change.
<4> RelDrgn: Very true. Are you from Brittain? :P
<1> jgaddis: come again? you dont know how to deal with a TZ change?
<1> dude, they happen twice a year, you think you would have it figured out by now
<6> CancerMan: no :p
<7> Steakk: Uh, it's a bit different.
<7> The timezone that we're in is permanently changing.
<7> We're going from Indiana-East to EDT.
<4> RelDrgn: Where for art thou grom, again?
<6> CancerMan: texas
<7> Which, apparently, plays hell with Microsoft and, more specifically, Exchange.
<2> jgaddis: whoa... what are you doing, getting everyone out to push the town a few miles to the east?
<8> haha
<7> Our legislators recently p***ed a law to get us all in the same TZ (right now, half the state is in one TZ and the other half in another)
<4> RelDrgn: Ahh. I've actually BEEN to texas. I'm sorry for EVER thinking that you could be from the rainy isle.
<1> jgaddis: oh really? why?
<6> CancerMan: haha
<8> disadvantage of click and drool, you can only click what they think you need
<8> Zymurgy: who do you think his pupils are ?
<7> whitecap: Well, we can change the timezones on the servers easily enough, but when we do, Exchange for example will change the date on all future appointments.
<1> as long as they are 18, chase away
<5> zymurgy s/go chase/get chased by/
<7> So if you have appointments set for after 4/2/06, they'll be an hour off after that date.
<2> docfu: oh, you're going for a nap and a dream then? :)
<8> hahaha
<4> jgaddis: I have experienced the effects of a bork bork administering the machine who had set the incorrect timezone, and the user had NO IDEA why **** was going on.
<5> hahahaa
<2> whitecap: hardly surprising, history being what it is... :)
<8> jgaddis: ms taking care of you
<7> whitecap: Actually, no. A bunch of us have banded together to try to get them to do something about it, though.
<7> I imagine they'll come through with something at the last minute.
<1> as per ms



<4> *nod* That does seem like them. But at least they come up with something. :P
<1> docfu: what?!?
<4> If AutoDesk made an OS, they would tell you to just deal with it. I think the same goes for Mathematica.
<1> you know what...I dont wanna know
<5> yeah you do
<5> cold weather + hard run = sweaty shirt, lots of rubbing and bloody nipples
<5> and thats all there is to it
<5> if you ever run 2-3 hours in freezing weather you'll know...
<1> I never run...so i have no need to worry
<1> the last time I ran, was from the cops...and that was in my car
<1> in the summer
<5> hahaha
<5> you ran from the cops?
<2> docfu: well, I would have argued against the thought that going to the far east would make you even odder than you already are, and I would have been wrong... :)
<5> did you get away?
<4> Uh huh. There are more plausable explainations for frost bitten nipples... like kinky *** with old man winter.
<1> docfu: no...but i got a verbal warning
<5> zymmy oh i knew about this years ago
<5> i'm from wisconsin, duh
<2> docfu: I think Northern Ontario is at least the equal of a .wi.us winter :)
<5> zymmy oh yeah
<1> docfu: haha...wisconsinite!
<1> wait, so am i...damnit
<2> lol
<5> now
<4> Zymurgy: But the cheese is to die for, although it's not Wendsleydale.
<5> if you guys can think of an effective way to entertain 2-3 year olds for 30 minutes while teaching something useful in english let me know
<2> wisconsinite... sounds like a milky white stone...
<5> moisonite?
<2> docfu: I'm not even going to touch that one... and neither should you...
<5> zymurgy well it doesn't get as hard as stone when it dries up but its still pretty crusty
<1> wow, amazing...i have 3 clients connected to a BNC server which is connected to unet
<4> docfu: O'Reilly book... Hello... Pick your poison. :P
<1> when a line of text comes thoruh the channel, it appears immideately on all 3 clients
<1> but,when a channel mode change happens, all 3 clients show it at diff times
<3> docfu, entertaining 2-3 year olds can be tough when their attention span is usually less than that...
<9> Tv the great baby sitter...
<10> hahahahahah
<10> oh ****
<3> but if they're boys, Hot Wheels usually work...
<10> you've got to be kidding me
<2> Ka-bar: it's okay... docfu is their intellectual equal...
<5> kabar to make it harder there are two 6 year olds that dominate the room
<3> lol
<4> XyZzY: And that is why we have children with IQs close to their shoe sizes.
<10> I just noticed the most interesting thing.... Every time the oscars go to commercial, bandwidth usage in our data center jumps about 300%
<5> siglite cool!
<9> CancerMan: well it may not be educational but it is effectice
<3> my youngest is 8. Cars will keep him entertained for hours.
<7> siglite: You guys doing something related to the Oscars, or what?
<9> siglite: heheh
<3> jgaddis, you want us to do something Oscar related?
<9> siglite: just wait till they figure out picture in a picture that they could be doing both at the same time
<10> jgaddis: not at all
<7> Ka-bar: Just trying to figure out the relationship between the two.
<11> siglite: good man.
<11> oh i read that wrong.
<10> apparently, everytime it goes to commercial, about a bazillion people switch thier attention from the TV to thier browser
<7> siglite: BTW, XP SP2 (network installation) is ~332MB extracted, in case you were wondering.
<10> jgaddis: sheesh.
<10> jgaddis: how big is it compressed?
<7> siglite: The .EXE download was 266MB.
<10> nice.
<2> siglite: again with the ghey questions... :)
<2> siglite: next you'll be asking if the compression algorithm is boxers or briefs... :)
<1> I really need a random piece of ***
<7> Anyone live in the Cleveland area?
<1> ****, wrong chanel
<1> channel*


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