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<0> ok, it's official, i cant spell
<1> yay for Oslo
<1> du -c `find -iname \*series\*`
<1> 413G total
<1> hehe
<2> or was that exellence?
<3> try putting a 'c' in
<3> unless if you're honoring me :)
<2> exel: Nah, you go by Uncle Pim
<2> dunno if that is an honorific or an insult, but hey
<3> it's technically correct
<1> undernet is exceptionaly ****y today
<1> apparently has a case of the mondays
<4> I think so...



<5> K_F: so has our fileserver, so has the telco_guys
<5> this has to be the most monday monday I've seen in a while :P
<1> hehe
<1> Jostein: well, I sent my best friend and the GF away to IKEA in MY CAR
<6> hmm
<1> while sitting here reading legal issues
<5> docfu: you can never have enough bob marley
<5> docfu: at least not if its hot and sunny outside :P
<3> k_f: I see two mistakes here :)
<6> jostein well my ex used to like him so
<6> i've got a natural affliction
<1> exel: only two?
<3> k_f: never give in to the woman's ikea nesting instinct, for one :)
<1> exel: my friend is the one moving into a new apartment
<3> ah ok
<1> exel: as for her, she decided to move out again, no idea how it end up actually
<5> docfu: I have "concrete jungle", "exodus deluce edition", "one love (best of)" and a few more :P
<3> k_f: oh I've been through one of those, that really ****ed for me.
<2> K_F: her moving out and your friend moving into a new appartment are unrelated events, I suppose? ;)
<6> jostein on your advice i'll probably save it until summer
<5> K_F: you just called her GF, not ex. any news here?=
<1> wlfshmn: hehe, yes
<1> Jostein: well, we're sleeping together again anyways, but at this point not much more
<5> docfu: get it the same time you pick up a few syd barret CDs :)
<6> jostein no i've got them sitting here on my hd
<6> friend and i swapped music collections
<5> heh
<5> I see
<6> i mean uh
<6> we traded entire cd collections!
<6> cause it sounded like a cool idea!
<6> (yeah thats it)
<5> docfu: well. as long as you have your old collection as MP3s, that seems sorta neat
<5> docfu: just make sure you have a backup
<6> jostein i got a bridge to sell you
<1> exel: she never paid any of the rent, so at least financially it didn't matter
<5> docfu: I only buy DSL installations, no bridges
<6> KF need some porn?
<5> same effect though
<6> you know
<1> docfu: not really,no
<6> the only good legal show...like ever...was nightcourt
<7> Oi...need a birthday gift for the woman
<3> k_f: oh I wasn't talking about that stuff, that's relatively trivial. But keeping open a relationship will moving away from eachother is a more painful procedure than a break-up proper.
<3> at least it was for me.
<3> in hindsight I would've been better off breaking up immediately when that happened
<2> exel: problem is the *** clouds judgements ;)
<3> uhm of course
<3> that's why you need to be prepared and keep a stash pr0n for those rainy days ;)
<3> s/stash/stash of/
<2> exel: my stash is called the inarweb.
<1> hehe
<2> exel: no reall need to have a local stash. if I lose internet connectivity I'll be huddled in a corner anyway, never ind the lack of pr0n.
<1> exel: I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt, emotions are in a high level due to her mother's cancer
<3> wlf: your taste for goat pr0n is more mainstream than my ***ually explicit pictures of bigiron hardware clusters ;)
<3> wlf: takes longer to collect, so it makes sense caching it locally
<1> hehe
<2> exel: god damn it. I've become mainstrema.



<2> from here on, It's only -blue- g0ats that count.
<8> hi all..
<2> tavi-san: hand-knit whool only
<2> tavi-san: you -knit- carpets!
<0> wlfshmn: i will sell it overpriced to you mkay
<9> tavi-san: does it fly?
<0> wlfshmn: yeah yeah, im in the "no spelling/english" day
<2> tavi-san: and it shouldn't be dyed blue. It should be made form the above mentioned blue g0ats.
<0> Clone: yeah, if you jump from 4th floor from it, it will take you down "flying"
<2> tavi-san: or atleast form the sheep of similar color
<5> wlfshmn: cyanide flavour? :P
<0> wlfshmn: haha, i dont like sheep carpets
<0> then tend to smell funny
<5> tavi-san: not to mention, they attarct wolves
<2> tavi-san: My livingroom is actually covered by two huge whool rugs
<2> tavi-san: and no, they don't smell. THe rest of the apartment does.
<0> wlfshmn: have you tried thinking the other way?
<2> although, admittedly, none of the rugs are blue
<0> maybe they DO smell, and the rest of the apartment doesnt? :)
<2> tavi-san: if that is the case, then I prefere the whool smell to the clean smell ;)
<2> these are ancient rugs from the 20s or so though, so they are probably all smelled-out ;)
<0> wlfshmn: hehe, yeah yeah yeah, you're just saying that :D
<8> I have high idle values (95% +) but a load of 4.5 on a machine here. also, i have 3 instances of mount (for an external filesystem) showing up in ps. could the hanging mounts be the reason?
<2> which reminds me, I need to clean those tihngs soon..
<2> that is going to be a -bitch- of a job
<2> stray_: yes.
<0> wlfshmn: hire a bitch to do it
<0> and get some booty while you're it
<5> wlfshmn: ask her "how much do you charge for -everything-?"
<0> s/'re it/'re at it
<2> stray_: the load is the average number of processesthat are waiting to be run. most ikely they are waiting for a resource that is inaccessible.
<5> wlfshmn: then show her your rugs :)
<2> Jostein: I rather not have to bring someone like that into my home
<2> Jostein: there are hotells for that.
<5> heh
<0> wlfshmn: well, you can...
<5> wlfshmn: hotells for cleaning your rugs?
<0> but be vewy vewy careful
<0> she may really leave your house "clean"
<5> tavi-san: heh
<2> tavi-san: I'll take your word for it. ;)
<0> wlfshmn: hah
<10> wlfshmn: good luck :P
<0> wlfshmn: hire a bitch and give him ghonorheea too
<0> they he will have reasons to be paranoid
<2> tavi-san: "him"? O_o
<8> thanks for the confirmation wlfshmn.
<8> is there any way to find out which process is counting towards the load number (i.e. waiting for processor time or disk access), and for which resource they are waiting?
<8> but i guess the answer will be "no" :-)
<2> stray_: lsof and look for references to the dead mountpoint
<2> stray_: It's unliekly that you will have a load over 1 unless the cpu useage is approaching 100
<8> yeah... i grepped through lsof. however, if I didn't know that the dead mountpoints where there, do you have any trick to find processes whith try to access (unknown) inaccessible resources?
<2> stray_: or rather, it's unliekly that they willbe waiting for -cpu-
<11> Hello, How may I add a login prompt by using the vsftpd server when I use a browser .. ? Thank you
<2> stray_: they should show in ps as waiting or stalled or something I expect, don't know the exact state though
<5> quiquekoi: by making a web-based filserver instead of ftp
<8> ok, I will check ps some more. this is very strange, low cpu, low sys, low user, but high load. also, the cpu usage in top sometimes shows erratic values, with no processes (well, 1: top) running.
<8> I start to suspect that the host system (I'm inspecting a guest on vmware) is out of memory or something, and the guest system is waiting for something as basic as RAM
<8> wlfshmn, thanks.. they show up in state "D" (uninterruptable sleep) in ps with BSD options
<2> stray_: yeah, that sounds right
<12> Don't take life too serious, you won't get out alive...
<1> someone has seen Van Wilder: Party Liason
<1> was it worth it?


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