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<0> it was crazy
<0> oh man, another time, we were down in beckley, late for a funeral in charleston
<0> I was on the bike, the wife was in our stang
<1> hah, you guys see that movie "Meditation on the speed limit"
<0> holy **** my wife can drive
<0> I was off her back bumper maybe, three bike lengths and put a knee down on the interestate
<2> wow
<3> holy dog****
<4> docfu: secret stash went?
<2> never had that happen before, batteries in my cordless mouse exploded!
<3> you must have bought her some stickies
<0> TenBaseT: she bought 'em
<5> docfu: another nuke?
<5> heh
<0> TenBaseT: she ran faulkens or whatever they are



<5> Its hiroshima all over again!!!
<2> question is do i need to buy another cordless mouse?
<6> docfu: ****
<4> docfu: whoa. those NiMH ones?
<2> i washed out out ok
<2> xyzzy no regular duracells
<2> but the ****er literally exploded
<0> docfu: wow, that's nuts
<2> i mean the endcap popped off
<4> docfu: Oooo time to call them and get a new mouse <:]
<1> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5366552067462745475
<0> TenBaseT: the tires on the stang were good for about 15k miles if she was driving a lot.
<3> I cant hah.
<3> hahah nice.,
<2> you think its the mouse or just bad batteries?
<3> well, I've bought soft tires before.
<3> I bought some dunlops that were only rated for that long
<4> docfu: bad batteries. send them back and pics of your mouse
<3> okay, time for bed.
<7> there we go. sister's now running w2k on her box.
<2> xyzzy well the mouse is ok
<0> w00t
<2> i washed it out
<0> robot chicken, afk
<8> cappicard: hahaha
<4> docfu: I'd still have them pay for one
<7> and it's amazingly quite responsive (even for a presario)
<8> cappicard: what do her tits run?
<7> lol
<4> docfu: probably have acid still in there
<7> hot air I suppose
<2> xyzzy not really worth the trouble
<2> scary thing is
<7> her presario was previously running 98se and with 96MB of ram
<2> the mouse worked great even after the batteries exploded =)
<7> and w2k is running nicely
<4> not much in them anymore to go bad
<8> bed. laters.
<2> duracell would probably say i connected it improperly
<9> hey foofoo :o)
<9> docfu = little bunny foofoo :o)
<9> docfu: hows teaching going on?
<2> good
<9> dont pretend to be still THE GEEK. you are THE DORK now
<2> very good actually
<2> cheeksy better a dork than a nerd
<9> well those two are twin brothers
<2> no the geek and the nerd are
<2> cept the geek is cool and nobody likes the nerd
<6> the dork is the nerds ugly cousin
<9> i thought it was vice-versa
<9> i ate too much
<9> i made russian pankcakes yesterday
<10> cheekygal: vodka and flour?
<9> ugh
<9> no



<9> like crepe
<9> but all buttery and sugary
<11> Radioactive waste and flour?
<10> s/crepe/crap/ ;)
<2> ahahaha
<9> i dont know how to spell.
<9> bah
<2> cheeksy's salads are huge
<10> cheekygal: no, you spelled crepe right :)
<2> 6' carrots and cucumbers bigger than ron jeremy
<10> huts?
<9> i know that you changed it to CRAP. i wasnt sure if it was creap or crepe or whatever
<9> HUNTS
<10> lol
<11> docfu: Chernobyl may have been an environmental disaster, but it's been an agricultural miricle for the area...
<4> docfu: that the radioactivity there
<9> ugh i ate too much.
<9> i need a drink
<9> mirAcle.
<2> cancerman indeed
<11> Here comes the vodka.
<9> no
<9> i need coffee, dodo
<2> an enviroment man cannot live in is safe...from man
<4> CancerMan: sure. the farmers had extra limbs to plow the fields with
<12> cscc: relocation error: cscc: symbol __libc_stack_end, version GLIBC_PRIVATE not defined in file ld-linux.so.2 with link time reference
<9> you can do the humping where you are.
<9> ohmmmm.
<2> cheekygal so when am i coming to visit you?
<12> so, who can help ,e ?
<12> ,e = me
<9> docfu: you ask me????
<11> threat: Google is your friend.
<12> CancerMan, :(
<2> cheeksy i got 2 weeks in august and 2 weeks near christmas
<12> CancerMan, I am not a friend of google though :(
<13> threat: You didn't even ask a question
<9> docfu: its too far ahead. i shall know if i am still around in may
<4> threat: google kicked you out? that's a first
<11> Turn that frown upside... err... ok... rotate the last charachter of that frown by 180 degrees... No... I don't mean by 180 bits.
<2> ahh
<2> rehire?
<2> or are you considering moving elseware?
<9> docfu: i have a plan for the semester till june, when it is close to may i will decide when i am going to russia for holidays.
<2> ahh
<2> you got a nice place with a bed?
<9> and christmas is a family time so you better go spend it with your family
<2> near the mountains and a river?
<2> ha
<9> lol
<2> 1. i've got better things to spend $1000 on, like whores
<9> whores?
<9> gosh, YOU PAY FOR THAT?
<2> i uh
<2> charge
<2> :P
<9> lol
<14> nothing wrong with paying for it ... you end up paying for it anyhow ...
<4> yeah sooner or later you get it in the end
<15> whores are probably cheaper in the longrun
<2> xyzzy the rear end
<14> At least you know the costs up front :)
<2> oh and you lose your house and your left testicle too
<2> cause she gets that with the divorce
<9> if you have 2, if you have 1, then you lose it all.
<14> **** - I didn't realise the testicles were part of the clause ...
<14> ... good thing I didn't get married then ...
<2> waznz future breeding rights or something like that


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