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<0> no one ****ing talks like thaty
<1> thats a badly typed accent
<2> I knew that ***hole from Jersey wasn't serving sorbet.
<0> NO WHERE
<3> you know I hate to say this
<2> Steakk: Nah. I wyll poonch you in thah peenee, las!
<3> but the last time I saw jersey people on tv I knew where they were from before they opened their mouths
<2> THAT is a badly typed accent.
<3> they were getting interviewed by a local news crew at the airport about something
<0> no, you ****, you don't hate to say that. you take an indescribable joy in saying so, because you know it makes me angry
<0> i feel better.
<2> Oh. Wait. The last guy I met from Jersey was really from Boston. He was still a foul mouth old ****.
<0> CancerMan: oh yes.
<3> sitting on camera inside, wearing giant sun gl***es, teased up hair, whore makeup, smacking their gum and ****ing on a cup of soda while the interviewer asked them questions
<3> of all the people from the northeast, the lobsterheads annoy me the most
<0> TenBaseT: they were clearly from Staten Island, only in jersey for the airport.
<3> D-side: no they were in STL at the airport
<3> getting interviewed for something.
<3> and they were flying to newark or something
<0> my point is still valid.
<3> I dunno
<3> they said they were from jersey
<3> well
<3> it was more like "Juzzee"
<3> but look I'm from the mid ****ing west
<3> so I dont have any room to talk about accents.
<3> everyone around here sounds like gomer ****ing pyle
<4> pfft
<5> are we really debating whether or not jersey is the nation's armpit? that's like debating whether or not floridians are clinically retarded .. and so on for every other state's stereotype.. be it earned or not.
<6> Interviewers have a nack for finding the dumbest ****ing goober to interview
<3> I've driven through jersey
<4> XyZzY: mainly because the dumb goobers are the only ones interested in being interviewed.
<3> I wouldnt say that jersey is the nations armpit
<3> but I'd vote for it's festering, infected, seeping boil
<4> heh
<5> and the accent of people in north jersey are new york/jersey accents.. totally different from the rest of jersey
<0> theres some really nice areas in the middle of the state
<1> siglite: they pronounce Jersey Joysey
<4> Steakk: yeah, that much I know
<1> hehe
<0> but south jersey might as well be called ****ing East Pennsylvania.
<3> everywhere has pretty places in the middle of the state
<0> siglite: we do no such thing
<3> except Kansas
<5> i'll sick the amish on you
<0> Steakk: and you're still getting kicked in the ****
<4> though, the parts of jersey I've been to have been pretty polar.
<4> either a: Industrial Ghetto, or b: white middle american suburb
<7> meep!
<0> safemode: jews? no, i live in new jersey. you must mean indians.
<0> actually thats a lie.
<5> no, new jersey is home to Lakewood, the largest densely populated hessidic jewish town outside of isreal in the world i believe
<0> i'm all for calling NJ the armpit of america. its mainly because people from around the world want to live here.
<5> just drive down route 9 through jackson
<3> yeah because they cant afford to live in 212
<4> I don't think the song goes "newark, that's where I wanna be" I think it goes "Beverly hills, that's where I wanna be"
<0> apparently yes, you do know all about jersey.
<0> siglite: if you speak portuguese, you might want to live in newark.
<0> other than that, not so much.
<5> you'll reach a town where driving is a magnified game of dodge ball
<4> eh, no place is worse than DC for driving.
<3> Look I live in Missouri and sig lives in west by god virginia. it's not often we get to beat up someone about their geography.
<0> safemode: a couple years ago a woman got arrested for driving with her kids in their minivan, throwing pennies at the jews in lakewood
<1> OxD: are you alive yet?
<5> i dont know, something about a bunch of guys wearing huge *** hats inside little cars with almost no ability...or maybe care, to turn their heads and check the mirrors is pretty bad
<6> D-side: she kept missing?
<0> siglite: amen to that ****.
<4> though, I do get some sense of satisfaction every time I go down the 'pike. There's always at least one idiot jersey plate beside the road with a shiny set of blue strobes a few feet behind, and an angry looking gentleman in a campaign cover.
<4> they drive like ***holes when they come through here.
<4> however
<4> them driving like ***holes is preferable to the ohio people driving like idiots.
<3> haahhaha wow.
<0> wow. no ****.
<3> I dont advise turning off googles safesearch
<0> the entire country ****ing hates ohio drivers
<5> i never had any problems with the jews there. I just avoided the streets there because i didn't want to die
<0> i thought my gf was lying.
<3> OH HOLY **** OHIO DRIVERS ARE ****ING IDIOTS
<4> what, about ohio drivers?
<6> siglite: hey what can you say the police have easy pickings that way
<0> safemode: you've got that 100% correct.
<3> WORST. DRIVERS. EVER.
<0> yeah
<4> I figured out why
<3> This is what happens when you turn off google safesearch: (VERY NSFW) http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/276/DEADCUNTSITEPIC.jpg
<0> she comes from south dakota, and when she would come out here via car, she'd drive through there barely intact
<5> i always turn off google safesearch but it never finds any good porn
<1> safemode: google images for turkey
<1> look at the first image
<4> I drove to some place north of cinci once.... I remember driving for 15 minutes and not encountering a single turn.
<5> every now and then i'll get bored and put an old cl***mate's name in there and see if she's done anything nekkid
<8> TenBaseT: the image name kinda gives it away
<5> i've driven through just about every state in the US at least twice except the far west coast
<4> so people who are used to traversing half of thier damned state without anything more severe than a gentle, sweeping 6 mile bend find themselves on the WV turnpike. Which is not a road for novice drivers who don't understand the concept of cornering.
<6> siglite: or in Colorado where they don't put guardrails up for a pothole
<5> driven up mountains and all that jazz. out of all of them, i've only had real problems with new york drivers
<4> so the ohio ****ers are running 70, panic brake for a gentle turn, and outright stop for a real turn.
<0> safemode: state or city?
<0> or both
<3> siglite: yeah, my first experience on the turnpike was in my Tacoma on 31"s, trying to follow this bitch in a Jetta
<4> TenBaseT: good luck with that.
<5> They're the ones driving around in jersey ...so i'd guess the city
<0> safemode: again, no argument.
<4> wobble float wobble twowheels wobble float wobble
<3> siglite: I **** you not, I came off some of those turns and felt it lurch, like the weight came down on the one side again.
<5> new york drivers in jersey are the only drivers i've ever had real encounters with road rage with reason
<3> it was real bad yeah
<4> TenBaseT: yep
<3> the tires were singing
<4> dude
<3> and good luck getting a goddamn signal to call her on the phone to tell her to slow the **** down
<5> I got rear ended by one one day , cut off the next ...close encounters and such. almost always down 195
<3> nothing but ****ing canyon
<9> hello!
<4> once, my buddy and I were down at the DPS com room
<4> we were meeting my dad for some reason
<10> siglite, 195 where?
<9> OldMonk...
<4> and we're sitting there on our bikes, and one of the troopers who rides a duc comes out to look at our bikes
<5> I've driven through Ohio, but usually i'm doing 80mph through the entire state so i'm not there that long
<5> when i was going back and forth from west michigan to east pa
<4> and he makes this comment "man, I wish I were you guys right now but I gotta work. Not a single unit on the pike."
<11> cheekygal
<4> me and my buddy looked at each other
<3> hahahahahaah
<4> "um, we gotta go, good talking to you."
<12> cheeky
<6> free ride!
<3> WE GOTTA GO.
<12> tbt
<3> hahaha
<0> safemode: i've been throughout PA. i cant call them stupid, but i can call them slow and stupidcautious.
<4> TenBaseT: dude, except for the cashboxes, I was never below 130
<3> D-side: theyre looking out for the ****ing buggies
<4> well, once
<4> I blasted past this ohio car at the apex of one of the off-camber turns
<3> man I bet the turnpike would ****ing rock on dry pavement
<3> on a bike
<6> that would be nice
<4> I dropped out of it, slowed down, waited on him to catch up, looked at him, gave him a little wave, and took off again. Just to be an ***.
<3> hahahah
<4> dude
<4> me'n roger shredded a set of tires
<4> we had to limp home
<3> hhahah
<4> it was crazy
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