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<0> Ka-bar: she would have to hide the kids for pretty long
<1> Jostein thats eays to do over the net however
<1> easy*
<0> yeah. but it aint a real thing unless you meat irl at some stage
<2> the thing that really fried me when I was on match.com a couple years ago were these women who described themselves as being fit and athletic and "work out 3 times a week", etc., etc... and when you meet 'em, you could hang a "Caution: Wide Load" sign on her ***.
<0> there aint no "chemistry" going on before that
<1> Jostein yer but she maqy keep teh i wnat to meet you but cant do tow ork when it not work its kids type thing up untill she dediceds to confess Jostein
<2> And I'm like, "Hey, Lady, why do you lie about your appearance online when your goal is to meet someone in real-life? Do you think we guys ain't gonna notice that you just totally misrepresented yourself?"
<1> sorry my spellchecker fails tow ork
<3> your spell checker just seg faulted on that..
<4> around too
<1> ?
<0> Becky: anyway. Im not saying it cant be done. but they -are- in for a helluva lot more work and dishonesty if they do



<1> Jostein yer but she maqy keep the i want to meet you but cant do to work when it not work its kids type thing up untill she dediceds to confess*
<0> so... I think advertising "hey! I got kids" is just great.
<0> that way those that aint ready/dont want that dont need to waste their time or hers
<1> i was just pinting out it can/dioes happen and is easy to do
<5> Hi..someone can tell me how can i connect to a server using the port i want (I`m using xhat) ? Because i write /server host 7000 ... but it connects to server at the port 6667
<1> alot of husbandl*** mums want partners and fail to advertise their children a) for pedos and b) because most the male population wont take on someone with kids
<0> Becky: right. so telling a guy you are something you aint is good move?
<1> no never however some people may just wnat to know there still attractive after that sort of mess ?
<2> OTOH, I once saw a posting from a woman on match who was being just a bit *too* honest. And I really wonder if anyone ever responded to her, or just ran away screaming as I did. Basically, she said that she's not interested in "dating" so much as she is in finding a new husband, ASAP, because she doesn't want to work.
<0> :P
<6> "steady shags and home cooking in return for steady income and a roof" ?
<7> poof
<0> DaveHowe: sounds good. when are you changing ***? :P
<7> O.o
<6> Jostein: I didn't say I would. I could do househusband no problems :)
<7> DaveHowe: I always wanted that gig. How'd you get it?
<0> you better shave
<8> makedonski razbira nekoj
<9> DaveHowe: haha
<9> dojdi: I agree wholeheartedly
<6> Nanuq: sadly, it seems I am the provider of steady income and a roof in this relationship. although the steady shags are welcome, she doesn't cook worth a damn ;)
<7> DaveHowe: Oh
<1> D-side the cheeck
<1> DaveHowe* even
<7> DaveHowe: I want the setup where she's bringing home the bacon, so I can sit on my *** all day and pretend I'm doing something useful.
<6> Nanuq: lack of practice - can't recall the last time she did ;)
<2> dojdi: English only on this channel please.
<8> ok
<1> cheeck i amde you curry twice and sweet and sour twice not so long ago DaveHowe
<7> DaveHowe: rude
<6> <-- hard done to; neglected, even....
<1> liar DaveHowe
<2> my wife makes the best ribeye steak I've ever tasted.
<6> Ka-bar: well, she has been known to fry up a nice steak. she hasn't in months though...
<1> pswell checker now bitching about the word alleviates
<1> spell*
<7> Ka-bar: does it have a hint of almond, by chance?
<1> D-side and what was that sweet and sour i made l
<1> or that chicken curry i did for you?
<1> D-side DaveHowe even
<2> Nanuq: uh, no :P
<1> Jostein its noit i have tinyspell
<1> http://www.megspace.com/computers/tinyspell/
<6> gaim has a spellchecker
<0> I dont consider IM software "real" irc clients
<6> Jostein: it does irc - ergo, it is an irc client. glod knows, anything has to be better than ircii :)
<4> time to go
<0> DaveHowe: ircii.. now that is old :P
<0> anyway... sleep
<6> ah, but the tau of irc is even in the use of telnet. although having to write pongs in raw is nasty....
<10> EHLO
<1> well off for me to try get some sleep also by everyone sleep well hope to drop in again sometime......
<6> Bjprn-: we did that joke last week
<10> eh?
<10> how romanian of that guy to say something... (expect help) and leave
<11> hey posers



<11> heya Fred
<11> </barney rubble>
<9> yabba dabba doo
<11> Fred: you any good with JavaScript?
<11> this isn't web2.0... just wondered if I put something up on a pastebin if you or someone else here could help me debug it
<9> sure
<11> http://pastebin.com/760960
<11> the wierd thing is, it works *fine* in Firefox
<12> http://sixfoottwo.gotdns.com/~shizoor/images/Screenshot.png
<12> Bill Gates is still 'hitler', check it out!
<13> rofl
<13> why
<12> yikes, if you search for Hitler on microsoft.com now, it just comes up with a blank page, what gives?
<13> well
<13> yes
<12> .. or anything else for that matter, just a blank page! Woohoo, they're *** is gr***!
<9> Sean: is this in the .html file, or loaded as a separate .js thing?
<12> brb
<11> separate JS file
<9> and the function is being called from within the document that it is acting on?
<11> yep
<11> it's bombing on the commented lines
<14> i really needa orgainize my gmail inbox and labels
<14> too bad you cant do sub-labels with gmail
<9> yarrr. its probably some weird ie-ism for the param tag then. IE wont accept attributes it doesnt know about, and theres some weirdnesses in there (for instance to IE's DOM, cl*** is actually "cl***Name"
<15> hello
<15> can someone help me with a simple problem
<15> ?
<16> 42
<15> im a new linux user
<9> oh
<10> zommes: http://www.cybercrime.gov/rules/reckless.htm
<16> zommes:
<16> http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html might increase your chance of getting a, in your perspective, positive response.
<15> its not about hacking
<16> what is wrong with hacking?
<9> it should be .setAttribute("name","controller") then .setAttribute("value","true") ... all of them need to be that way. Not sure why autoplay worked, though I can understand IE knowing about the type, src, and target parameters
<15> noting
<15> but im not interest in it
<16> I think you're talking about cracking or being a script-kiddie
<16> that is bad
<16> hacking isn't
<15> yeah i know
<16> do you now...
<15> yes
<16> good for you then..
<15> but what i do not know
<15> is why i cant seem to open .tar files
<15> i can extract them
<16> man tar
<15> but an errors occurs and i cant use the files
<16> and do a checksum
<16> possibly corrupt file
<9> zommes: "an error occurrs"? What error?
<2> zommes: what do you mean by "cant use the files"?
<16> RelDrgn: nah, you can use .name and .value directly
<16> I won't bother reading the rest of the conversation though..
<15> tar: essential-20060501/wnvwinx.dll: Not found in archive
<15> tar: Error exit delayed from previous errors
<15> with every archive
<15> the same
<15> im a 2 day linux user
<17> zommes: what is the commandline you used and what is the filename ?
<15> so srry 'bou that
<15> i use a desktop thing calles KDE
<15> s=d
<16> I told the ex that I won't have any more contact with her today btw
<16> anyone know a hot 20-25 year old chick in Oslo, Norway?


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