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<0> My lungs feel like they're 5x smaller than normal, thanks to the freakin' mold.
<0> They alternate between burning and contracting.
<1> vIkSiT
<0> My co-worker just handed me a user's IBM ThinkPad laptop and asked me to please work on it.
<0> I asked him what was wrong and he said, "I'm not sure, I think she installed something."
<0> ...
<2> CeruleanD: you say it like those kinds of sitautations are unusual
<3> CeruleanD: oh, yeah, that certainly narrows down the set of potential problems...
<0> He's from St. Kitts. He doesn't speak English well. Sometimes it's like working with one of those Romulans that come in here on occasion.
<0> But... he's my fellow IT guy! Our IT department is just the two of us. It's one thing if the bozo over in sales did that to me, I expect that from him...
<3> CeruleanD: you might get a chuckle out of this site... http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/
<4> http://www.metacafe.com/watch/128878/fight/ rofl
<0> I wish I were like the BOFH, I would so set my co-worker's car on fire or something.
<0> Nice. I spent most of my life on a helpdesk or technical customer service desk of some sort, I should write up my own page of my experiences.
<5> Ka-bar: i love that site.
<5> i caused a work stoppage in the office a few years ago by mailing that to everyone in our dept
<5> "it is diening" "really? what is it eating?"
<3> are you havening problems?
<5> "i cried when i read this"
<5> "user is havening problems with her printer bah just replace it"
<5> i want to find myself a copy of anti-norton virus
<6> D-side: Christ, why?
<6> D-side: It's a PoS, trust me
<6> Oh, wait...anti-norton virus
<6> Yeah!
<2> PolarWolf: heh
<7> "Why the **** didn't you send us a notice that it was expiring???!???! You cost us A ****LOAD of money! This is unprofessional and I think I'll sue you for damages!" "Well, we send out notices 90 days from expiration, then 60, 30, 1 week before expiring, the day of and 5 days after. Please check your email account in the future."
<7> users so ****.
<8> Jostein: I was almost alone at the coffee bar :) got around to read some newspapers and get some nice moccas though..
<8> anyways, I'm out again
<2> oh well
<7> Geezus, 2 users in a row trying to transfer OUR hostnames to their registrars. Argh.
<3> D'oh
<2> eh?
<3> Falchion: that's what they get for not putting a valid email address in their account.
<7> Ka-bar: I love when they use an address that's hosted by the domain in the account. Retards.
<3> heh...
<3> "My connection is down." "So? submit a ticket."
<7> Then they write into support 5 times yelling about how they aren'tgetting a response from us. Though of course the email won't work since their DNS expired and they have invalid contact information in their WHOIS.
<3> that's when you print a hardcopy of the ToS, wrap it around a 2x4 and beat them senseless with it.
<2> heh
<2> Falchion: Maybe I should email the admins at work, when DNS is down :P
<2> sounds like fun
<7> heh
<9> do. not. get. me. started.
<7> Dude just wrote back. He's trying to transfer our hosts because he doesn't want to pay for anything and he knows a free site to host his website but he has to transfer a domain to them. that's why h's trying to transfer our host.
<3> not the whole domain, just his host in your domain?
<6> "Why exactly should we facilitate you moving your business *away* from us?"
<7> Ka-bar: heh yes :)
<3> PolarWolf: clueless idiot, trying to transfer a domain that doesn't belong to him
<7> PolarWolf: We don't mnd that, he sjust trying to steal a hostname, basically :)
<6> Ka-bar: 10 points for trying :)
<7> hehe
<3> Falchion: and to top it all off, he's a freeloader?
<7> Yup.
<10> that's no larp stick then.
<3> leaves a more lasting... impression
<10> what kind of dork are you.
<3> NineVolt: I guess my idea of a LART is a little more severe than yours...
<7> NineVolt saiod LARP, not LART.
<7> LARP != LART :P
<3> Ah.. Well, I said LART, not LARP. So there! :P
<10> i.... know...
<7> Hmm, email with "URGENT!!" in the subject line. I'll set that one to Stall for a coupel hours.
<10> nm :P
<5> I hope all larpers die in a fire.
<10> heh
<10> i only went once. as an npc nonetheless.
<10> i've been having trouble getting *** ever since.
<7> Er.. if you were an NPC, then you wouln't be an NPC, unless you were the DM :)
<10> ... there's npc's.
<10> mobs of sorts.
<10> they give you gear and send you out with some guy that knows what you're supposed to be doing.
<10> the idea is to do what he tells you.
<10> haha
<7> NineVolt: NPC == Non-player character. If you played, then it isn't an NPC :)
<10> i didn't play.
<10> i donated my person for use as an npc.
<10> if you play, you play as your own character.
<7> uh huh.
<10> though i guess if you get down to the semantics, there's a bit of an oxymoron or something.
<11> hi
<11> im having problems with a eggdrop in that gcc wount compile and gives me a error gcc can not create executables
<7> Max00: ****s to be you.
<11> ?
<11> ive just installed linux to run the bot
<7> We dont' help with eggdrops.
<7> Then install windows and be happy.
<11> well i dont think its the eggdrop
<7> This isn't a help channel.
<6> Especially not for running bots
<11> its on my own pc in my room
<6> Does it make a ****ing difference?
<5> woo. buddy's wife is giving birth.
<5> i will be given the term "uncle" i'm sure.
<6> Lets make this very clear so you'll understand, Max00. **** off with your ****ing eggdrop questions. We don't support that piece of junk here.
<7> Max00: We don't care. This isn't a help channel not would we help even if it were since we don't help with bots. Not very hard to understand.
<6> There
<7> Max00: #eggdrop. simple.
<7> but szymon on the other hand.. 8shudder*
<6> Ssssh, there he is
<6> szymon: Hi!
<10> !
<7> Doh! Er, hi szymon!
<11> lamers
<5> heh.
<7> hehe
<6> Ugh, ear grease
<3> hahaha
<5> we got told.
<12> yeah! you lammers.
<7> We were pwnd, as the kids today say.
<12> its good that I peeked in like I did to see this horrible abuse ;)
<3> yes, it was quite awful
<6> We should X-rate this channel
<12> Ka-bar: do you require psychological ***istance or support? ;)
<6> Oh, wait, we already have X
<3> No, I'll get over it.
<12> PolarWolf: but how does one do this? ;) I managed to x-rate my domain by posting a mere logo on it whihc was deemed "mature content" :P
<6> DCC SEND "b00h!" 0 0 0
<6> Hahahaha!
<12> I know!
<6> Cool!
<6> Lesse if this works too...
<12> there :P
<6> Lion-O: heh
<12> PolarWolf: x-rated enough? ;-)
<12> uh oh ;)
<6> Lion-O: Too bad I just decided to change it :)
<13> Hi there,
<12> Well... "it was good while it lasted:
<3> PolarWolf: LOL
<13> I was reading a magazine that talks about Slackware, and I am curios
<12> Slackware doesn't check dependencies on packages, it doesn't install security/bugfix patches and it can't be decently maintained. Upgrading in Slackware isn't upgrading: basicly you're tearing apart your system by removing software after which you try to fix things by installing newer versions of the stuff you removed. Whatever crap breaks during that process will always remain a mystery untill the **** starts hitting the fan.
<13> has anyone here tried it?
<12> in other words; don't bother.
<14> feronus: Slackware is 1995 technology. I strongly recommend not touching it with a barge-pole.
<3> feronus: Slacware ****s. If you install it and then come here asking us questions about it, we WILL laugh at you.
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