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<0> Linux_Peru: ubuntu uses debian style package management, so no rpm -- by default anyway
<1> I cannot install rpm in ubuntu
<2> Linux_Peru: we did tell you to go to #linuxlatino
<2> Linux_Peru: You cannot, without a lot of effort, install rpms in ubuntu. Goodbye.
<3> whyzzyrd: *wave*
<4> Mmmmm, Pantera
<1> if you help me to install rpm, agradaria me. I hope to be helped
<3> Linux_Peru: use your brains stupid.
<0> Linux_Peru: try to search for the package with apt -- apt-cache search <package> -- if you get what you're looking for then install it with apt too -- apt-get install <package>
<4> Lion-O: go to #linuxlatino
<5> Lion-O: you dont use rpm in ubuntu moron
<3> schitzo: no thanks.
<4> Lion-O: er... crap
<5> Lion-O: you use apt-get
<3> Jostein: I know you idiot :P
<4> stupid nick complete
<1> linux latino
<1> umm
<5> Lion-O: shuddup :P
<4> Linux_Peru: go there.. go there now..
<4> besides your screwing up my /nick complete with Linux_Peru
<4> er Lion-O
<1> ok
<3> rofl
<5> lol
<3> anyway, this is the reason why Java is COOL.. Goto google images, search for "java logo" with safe-search turned off. You'll encounter a nice topless babe :)
<5> hah
<3> among some java logos ofcourse 8)
<6> whatever it takes to make java cool.
<5> Lion-O: Im sure you'll find plenty .net stuff loaded with topless chicks as well :P
<6> hahahahahahahah
<6> http://images.google.com/images?q=.net&sourceid=mozilla-search&oe=UTF-8&client=firefox&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:unofficial&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
<3> Jostein: sorry but ".net logo" doesn't give me a topless babe on the first result ;)
<6> er
<5> Lion-O: I never said logo :P
<6> google image search for '.net' and look at the 5th result.
<6> yep, that's microsoft for ya
<3> rofl
<3> HA HA HA
<5> siglite: lol
<5> I was thinking more about TLDs really :P
<3> 9th picture, that is the stuff: http://images.google.com/images?q=java+logo&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images
<6> java gets you hot chick titties, .NET gets you some asian dude showing you his nipple
<6> I wonder if that's D-side
<6> D-side: is that you?
<5> siglite: *grin*
<3> ROFL... Now I got a voice over my shoulder "Are you searching pr0n again?!" :P
<4> siglite: that just goes to show how much better Java is than .Net
<5> Lion-O: you forgot that java also brings you vulcans, but thats cool
<6> Lion-O: "again" hahah
<5> err.. vulcanoes
<5> this channel is ... not good for my english
<7> *agrees*
<7> LOL
<3> Jostein: its geekdom factor is too cool :)
<8> Oh, FFS... Someone in CT has a "VB.NET" license plate. I must find this person.
<8> and kill him.
<5> anyway. NSFW. this was what I was thinking about
<5> http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=topless+net&btnG=Search
<9> is there any website that anyone knows of that I can go to, and type in some stuff, and it will make it sound smarter? heh
<6> we had a new guy move into the "code cave" here
<6> and he had an ASP.NET book sitting on his desk
<5> siglite: that doesnt sound good. for him
<6> I walked over and was like "oh, god man, you just leave your filthy books right out in plain view for everyone?"
<8> Steakk: I've been looking for a way to control the intelligence of what I see on TV. There's a knob called "brightness" but it doesn't work.
<9> Ka-bar, hahaha
<6> Ka-bar: it's mislabled. The intelligence control is often labled "on/off" or (|) or "power"
<9> Ka-bar, I am typin up an email, but I dont think I am using enough `smart words` in it. And am lookin for some website I can paste this thing into, and have it give suggestions on what words i coudl use
<8> http://thesaurus.reference.com/
<5> Steakk: buzzword generator?
<5> "we most proactively synergize our enterprises"
<9> Jostein, not really a b.word generator, but more of a 'replace THIS WORD with THAT_WORD` so it sounds better
<9> IE: replace `prevent` with `hinder`, and other sugestions
<5> Steakk: thats called MS Word and thesaurus
<9> I dont want to do that to each word though
<8> so you're looking for polysyllabic profundity
<6> hey, who are the cl***ical music people in here?
<6> what composer is this? http://media1.compfused.com/comp/28xuqvi/carltondraughtbigad_120.wmv
<6> SFW
<6> I cannot for the life of me remember the composer/title of that song in the background
<6> I wanna say wagner, but I'm not sure
<9> siggie: i listen to cl***ical
<9> downloading now
<9> and btw,i have learned the hard way, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get the artist/title of a cl***ical song in IRC with just words to describe it..."its the one that has the violans....and flutes..."
<6> yeah
<6> it goes "da da duh dahah beebop dah dah"
<9> "starts off with a high pitched viola solo, then the tympani's kick in...."
<9> haha
<8> sounds kinda like wagner a bit
<8> maybe
<10> well, load up noteworthy, then use a midi-to-ascii-art to paste the tune into pastebin :)
<9> sig: that comes from a few movies that I have seen, and I have been SOOO wanting it
<6> I'm pretty sure it's part of a major opera
<9> but have NO idea who does it either
<8> What's the difference between an onion and an oboe? Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe. . .
<9> siglite, you know what it sounds like? The beginning score/video to FFVIII
<6> Steakk: they may have used it
<6> Steakk: I'm pretty sure it's old enough to be beyond the reach of copyrights
<9> damnit, now I wanna play FFVIII
<9> thats the one FF game i have neer played until completion
<9> HOLY ****...****...working on an email to someone from a personal site who has kids...and I almost said this: "I am not saying that I am `unsure` about dating someone with children. as I have stated earlier, I love kids. Espically boys." (and was going to continue with "So we can throw the ball around, or whatnot" ... then decided to re-think the way that is worded
<6> hahahahahahah
<9> that would have been SOOOO bad
<8> Oh... the music is a takeoff on "O Fortuna" by Carl Orff
<8> says so right here...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlton_Draught:_Big_Ad
<9> This woman has a son, and asked what my views were on datin someone with children, cause of my experience with Jessica
<8> Yeah, Steakk the very last thing you want to say when trying to get a date is "I like little boys"...
<9> LoL, no ****
<6> Ka-bar: dude, ball's on. Thanks
<9> Ka-bar, espically when you are goin to `throw the ball around`....
<9> siglite, i am downloadin that song now, as well as a techno mix of it
<9> Ka-bar, I guess that means that 'quailty time with todays youth' is out of the question as well?
<6> Steakk: just write back "I like kids. I don't wanna **** 'em or anything, though."
<9> haha
<5> HAH
<6> IMO, I think it's stupid for a chick to even list that she has kids on a personals site.
<5> Steakk: "As long as they haven't been visiting Michael Jackson, I guess they are -ok-"
<9> LoL
<6> due to the fact that it may attract pedos
<9> that IS the beginning song of FFVII
<5> siglite: but it -does- save them having to say "hi! goodbye!" to 90% of the guys taking contact
<9> VIII*
<6> Jostein: I guess
<6> ok, so maybe this was a bad idea. I've kinda had the ****s a little bit all day. So what do I do for lunch? eat a salad just ****ing LOADED with jalapenos. I gotta go poop, but I'm holding it, because my browneye's gonna be looking like the eye of sauron here in a few minutes.
<4> siglite: uh.. thanks for sharing dude.
<9> and y'all bitch at ME for sayin ****ed up ****...
<9> siglite ... **** ... schitzo ... ****zo ... coincidence?
<5> siglite: jalapenos are nice for that
<4> Steakk: oh yeah, pick on the dude with a donut
<6> it's gonna be talking in the dark language and ****... "dar vorf esh kar" and like, lil green goblins are gonna be waging war in the bowl and stuff.
<9> haha
<9> I knew that was coming
<5> too bad their timing is rather unpredictable
<5> You shall not p***?
<7> it would be dangerous to even think about it.....
<7> LOL
<8> siglite: it's called "truth in advertising".
<6> yeah
<6> that was fun.
<8> siglite: if I was on a personals site and was looking for a woman without kids and found out later that she did have kids, that would be kind of a deal breaker.
<5> Ka-bar: she would have to hide the kids for pretty long
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