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<0> aha!
<0> so you're paying for the beer :P
<1> Tavi's buying too?
<1> I'll have two pints of the finest bitter, please... for starters
<2> bwhahaaha:
<2> A government consultant, using computer programs easily found on the Internet, managed to crack the FBI's cl***ified computer system and gain the p***words of 38,000 employees, including that of FBI Director Robert Mueller.
<0> its "buy the ops beer" day!
<3> hmm +b means buying beer ?
<1> Lion-O: "How to avoid permbans week!"
<0> rofl
<2> you guys gonna attack him with hard-ons? <bwhahaahahah>



<4> what the
<5> holy ****
<5> shut up doggie
<5> dont give them ideas o.O
<2> m
<2> hehehehehehe
<5> dogbert2: i signed with the boss
<5> they will pay for my CCIE
<5> and books and ****
<5> finally!!!
<2> heh..i'm a lab candidate (p***ed my written 2 months ago)
<5> but i will HAVE TO work for them for 18 months
<6> He who bears the V buys the beer!
<5> hi
<5> :D
<5> cycle > +v
<5> feck
<2> HH only eats top quality 8======8's and sides of b33f
<7> dogbert2: yeah i know you p***ed written
<6> Oh, lunch!
<7> where will you take the lab?
<2> california (i'm in Vegas)
<7> HellHound: oh shut up, you are a slow fat dog
<7> you cant catch me!!!
<7> HellHound: see, that's where the fat belly is from
<7> or was is claws?
<7> hrm :-?
<2> m00000
<5> m0000 yourself phattie :D
<5> dogbert2: where will you take the exam?
<5> is that on in belgium stil lhere?
<5> or will i need to fly to the .us to take it?
<5> hrm, havent checked that... :-?
<2> i'll take it in california...
<1> tavi: They've got better beer in .be
<5> Coma: was thinking about this from another pov
<5> as in, if it will be in .be i could head to .nl easily
<5> especially if i take it
<1> tavi: ok, how about .be doesn't trample your human rights?
<5> lol
<1> tavi-san: Or, .be doesn't have as much americans in it?
<5> rofl
<5> =))
<1> Did I mention the beer?
<5> brb, need to get the presentation for the ****ing 5 pm conference ready
<5> Coma: you did!
<1> Oh, right
<5> someone take the cross off so i wont have to /cycle, or make it a donut



<5> brb
<8> ?
<1> !
<8> -.-
<2> #
<8> o.-
<1> ^
<9> #
<10> lol
<10> clear
<8> Good call
<1> If you don't know the rules of the game, don't play
<11> cnn.com quickly...read the News Alert
<1> reality: That's mostly non-news, isn't it?
<11> Coma: untelligence reports
<5> wtf, i got banned by a dog?
<1> Ohh, haha. Missed that bit
<5> s/collapse__/Coma
<5> messing my nick completion :)
<0> tavi-san: s/banned/boned :)
<2> gah
<2> The latest corporate data breach is from a company you may never have heard of, even though one in six American workers gets paid by the firm.
<1> tavi: It was the mutt's AI gone haywire
<5> Lion-O: btw, nice joke :)
<5> Coma: sure, i believe you
<0> tavi-san: I'm innocent, I swear! :P
<5> hah
<0> tavi-san: anyway, how the heck are you doing these days?
<5> i should have ops, he was here like 4 months after i joined #linux
<5> so the mutt < me
<2> well, the mutt wanted beer (which is unusual)
<1> Tavi: You better!
<1> dogbert: Must be warm where it's at
<5> Lion-O: signed the cert thingie with $boss
<5> they will pay for books and stuff
<5> and i will have to work 18 months afterwards for them
<5> for CCIE
<0> tavi-san: nice! congrats, that can only help you boost your carreer
<2> good first book, CCIE self-study guide by cisco press
<5> Lion-O: yeah, hope i can live up to the expectations
<2> helps j00 to p*** written exam
<5> dogbert2: i already bought routing tcp/ip volume 1 the new edidion
<5> dogbert2: can you mail me the books you used for that?
<1> dogbert: And only costs you your first born?
<5> Lion-O: anyways, been thinking a lot and i hope it's a good decision
<5> as in i will be a slave for 18 months :)
<2> spent $65 is all...
<5> Coma: they arent that expensive really
<5> and i probably have 30% discount cause of being a CCNA/NP instructor
<2> tavi-san (one book is all), books on bgp, ospf, eigrp, and is-is
<5> and bought some **** from them over the years
<1> tavi: If it's got "cisco" printed on it, it'll have to costa small fortune :P
<2> <--- didn't pay for CCIE exam either :)
<5> Coma: hah, that's true for HARDWARE :)
<5> dogbert2: heh grats :)
<5> it costs a ****ign fortune
<5> for you maybe not, but i make like 600 euro/ month now
<2> 3 x 3640
<5> 800 starting monday
<5> dogbert2: FREAK!!!
<2> 1 Adtran
<2> 2 x 506
<2> 2 x 2621
<5> nice
<1> Ah, but does any of that have flashy blue lights?
<5> Coma: they sit on blue carpets


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