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<0> You missed ;)
<0> Evii: Greets
<1> heh.
<1> Hola.
<0> Evii: How goeth the World Of teh Google?
<1> I couldn't possibly say.
<0> Oh well.
<2> Tron: thanks for the beer :)
<1> Although, I could say that if a giant purple elephant wandered into the office and started to sing 'old McDonald had a farm..' I likely wouldn't find it too strange.
<0> Lion-O: You'er, er, welcome. ;)
<1> cow-orker sent me this: http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1514
<2> w00t, nasa tv
<1> It's mostly the top middle was aimed at me I think :)
<3> Tron: hrmmm?



<2> now, come on. I don't want to see the control room
<0> smsie: AH there you are :)
<4> hm, I wonder if $isp would be too angry with me if I bing'd the far end of my DSL
<0> smsie: TOmorrow fine for beer + pool?
<2> here we go
<3> Tron: sounds like a plan, aye
<3> where?
<0> smsie: In London somewhere (that's a good start) ;)
<0> Evii: That cartoon is... not funny. ;)
<3> Tron: haha
<1> Tron: haha.
<1> Tron: Like I said, centre middle was aimed squarely at me. :)
<5> vorbeste cineva romana?
<6> anyone know what mod_security does? for apache?
<4> ElaineMarley, center middle upper or center middle lower, since there isn't an actual "center"
<4> um
<4> that was for Evii >.<
<1> Liandrin: Oh, crap. Top centre. :)
<6> is mod_security needed at all?
<0> smsie: Well there's a pub with two pools tables almost next door to my $ork.
<6> or is that just overkill
<0> smsie: rhowe also said there seems to be a pool hall at the back of our office.
<3> Tron: sounds excellent
<4> ElaineMarley, have you looked in the excellent Apache documentation?
<0> smsie: So, basically, we could go... conveniently right next to $ork!
<7> hi people
<0> Evii: Bastardo!
<0> Evii: What the **** is that web page all about? Because it's basically Not Funny.
<1> Tron: It's either that or table tennis. Or racing electric scooters around in a semi-dangerous fashion. :)
<4> hm, mod_security doesn't seem to exist in the Apache documentation.
<0> smsie: So when do you quit work tomorrow?
<0> Evii: Damn you and your brain!
<1> Tron: I've no idea. I've not actually looked to be honest. I just liked: "Manchester. Binge drinking captial of Europe." :)
<0> Evii: Well tell the crack-head who gave you the link that I said "It's about as funny as a dead slug".
<1> Tron: I'll p*** that on :)
<0> And they're by no means amusing.
<8> salu
<1> You've made me want to look at more now.
<1> Maybe that's how they make their money.
<0> cipica: We speak English in here. We ask that you do the same.
<8> who knows how to instal knoppix ?
<1> If you make it **** so much that people keep coming back to see how lame you are...
<0> cipica: The documentation on the Knoppix CD does.
<8> i didnt find that
<0> Evii: Or make it ****y so people will keep going in the vain hope that there might - just might - be a gem in there somewhere.
<1> Tron: Perhaps :)
<8> i have knoppix dvd 5.01 and i think is only for live use
<0> cipica: Yeees, yes, Knoppix is, after all, a live system.
<1> Tron: it's been going for 6 years...
<8> 10tx but an operaqting system similar with this?
<0> Evii: Well the author must think he's absolutelyfrickinhilarious. And out of the ~6 Billion humans on this planet, that makes a grand total of 1.
<1> Tron: I should email him :)
<0> smsie: Well talk/txt tomorrow then (or perhaps irc this evening) - I'm going home now.
<0> Evii: Perhaps.
<0> Anyways - hometime();
<0> Latahs.



<2> this woman has a very weird ponytail. I find it rather odd that it keeps fixed into position while you'd expect it to move due to the lack of gravity
<1> This is pretty funny. There's this big *** red sign outside of my department saying: "No visitors" with http://www.g0atpr0n.org/~cgibson/dilbert-google.gif next to it.
<9> So Manchester, UK isn't much different from where I live... Manchester, NH, USA...
<1> Ka-bar: Apparently not :)
<1> Oh neat. visitnh.gov gives out free travel guides.
<1> haha. "New Hampshire: You're Going To Love It Here (www.visitnh.gov)"
<1> </subliminal>
<7> here being a gay dude who likes to give it
<10> :P
<11> tavi-san: You mean a romanian?
<9> Evii: I had a bumper sticker on my previous car which read, "Welcome to New Hampshire! Now Go Home!"
<6> do ppls even setup mod_security? or is that one of those, useless mods for apache?
<1> Ka-bar: haha.
<2> ElaineMarley: what are "ppls" ?
<2> ElaineMarley: perhaps you should ask those aliens.
<6> its an internet acronym dimwit
<9> HAHA
<11> it's an acronym?
<2> only in the eyes of the clueless
<1> Puny Phrase Loosely Shared
<1> *thinks*
<11> PPLS is a Phrase for Losers and scum
<9> pusillanimous
<11> tavi-san: Not without dinner and a movie first.
<7> you're cheap
<12> evening!
<1> Erk. The Bellagio is nice looking hotel, but at $400/night it's pretty pricey :)
<11> evii: going to vegas?
<1> Trying to. :)
<11> heh cool
<1> Maybe I should just ask Sergey for some money.. "Hey, Sergey, can I have $2000 to go to Vegas?" :)
<7> Evii: say hello to the fountain from me
<7> that water thingie at bellagio hotel
<1> Hmm. 10 hour drive from SF. Stupid big*** country.
<7> is freaking gorgeus
<1> Will do :)
<7> ;)
<1> How close it to the strip *COUGHCLUBSCOUGH*? ;)
<13> when I'm trying to use locate command I'm getting this error: locate: can not open `/var/lib/mlocate/mlocate.db'. Why?
<7> lol
<1> Gods, this hotel is insane. :)
<1> $1077 for three nights :/
<14> that's cheap, iirc $company paid 480$/night when i was at the comdex
<1> I'm not a company, though. :)
<2> tun1: 'man locate'. I'd say its because it cannot find the file it needs.
<2> perhaps you'd also need to look into /etc/updatedb.conf (iirc, the manpage will have more on that)
<13> ok, thanks
<15> or just try updatedb :)
<11> evii: Then don't stay there :P
<16> anybody off the top of their head know of good way to sync up data between a load balanced pair besides making tons of cronjobs for rsync
<16> i need something that pretty much flawlessly and instantaneously syncs data between two machines
<2> Comet: hmm, messing about with famd comes to mind. It should be able to initiate events after certain files change. That or using nfs ofcourse :)
<16> good call.. nfs doesnt sound like a bad idea
<16> and since its on a pnet, it'll probably be ok
<2> Comet: beware... On Linux it can result in disaster the moment your nfs server suddenly goes tits up. Thats likely to result in your workstation getting issues as well.
<17> Lion-O: amen on that
<15> yup, nfs outages tend to freeze up servers :P
<16> doh.. this load balanced pair is probably going to be hosting up to around 100 small websites
<18> ewwwww. nfs..
<2> ofcourse my favorite server OS has this pretty well covered :P
<17> Lion-O: <snicker>
<16> i basically just want to sync dns and http configs
<2> </arrogant_spamming> :P
<18> rsync.
<16> but much more than configs obviously.. www files
<18> rsync.
<16> [14:34] <16> anybody off the top of their head know of good way to sync up data between a load balanced pair besides making tons of cronjobs for rsync
<18> still
<18> rsync.
<18> use something that *works*
<19> server installation...****s...infinate wait


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