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<0> it's difficult to say smart *** remarks over IRC without hand motions and facial expressions along with tone of voice.
<1> TenBaseT
<2> tybalt, remind me again what the point of your conversation was?
<0> its not worth repeting
<0> it was a smart *** remark
<3> sup
<0> er
<0> super
<0> get it? he sid sup, I said er... super.
<2> Comedy Central is waiting
<0> I bet
<2> You don't think they look for new talent?
<0> They wouldn't pick me
<4> Tybalt, I wouldn't be so sure. They gave Colin Quinn a show for a short while.
<2> you've got the skills to pay the bills
<0> you think so?
<2> absolutely
<0> you mean to pay the bills using comedy?
<2> yeah
<0> why do you think so?
<2> i dont' wanna fluff your ego
<0> damn my friend is special! he downloads a program which had a trojan (he didn't know about the trojan) and it infects alot of stuff on his computer; then he figures "**** it, I want to instal the program" and continues to install the program that came with a trojan.
<2> see? that's funny
<0> I didn't make it up
<0> he just did this, he's next to me
<0> in the same room, rather
<2> but surely you see the humor in that?
<0> I think it's hilarious, he even just lost all his music on his other HDD through the network
<0> get this, he scans it with a AV, he opened it; about 14 icons then popped up and then stuff started getting displayed from the internet. then it goes to where I started talking to you about.
<0> It also installed a virtual hard drive
<2> fantastic
<2> can you send me a binary?
<0> you want the trojan?
<2> yes i do
<1> .k KALIK script kiddie
<2> OM, not so fast
<5> I just read the last 20 lines in this backlog and I feel at least 40 IQ points stupider.
<0> it deleted its self, but the numbered files it created look like executables
<0> want those?
<2> no
<0> what do you want
<2> the original binary
<0> he downloaded it from keygen.name/?2=28416
<0> i wouldn't go to that website my self, I made him tell me the link
<1> tsokolat
<6> OldMonk
<0> I can't believe he didn't think that was going to happen
<2> its probablly something stupid like SDbot like everything else
<0> do yous till want the binary
<2> no
<2> you don't have it
<0> I was going to download it again to the already infected computer
<2> nah its ok
<2> i thought it was something new
<0> good, because he already turned the comp off and is in the process of booting it from a windows install disk
<2> so If I wanted a copy I could just browse to this website with an unpatched version of windows ME
<0> probably
<1> later
<2> yeah, I might pull out all the stops and use '98
<0> I think 98SE is more secure than ME
<5> This is the reason why you dont show retards how to get on IRC.
<0> it works better
<2> safemode, sorry man its too much fun
<5> i'm talking about both of you.. both of you together ..maybe could man the door at walmart
<2> safemode, I'm smarter than you on your best day
<0> I can jump higher than a house, wanna bet about it?
<2> you don't think I'm goofing around right now?
<5> sure you are.
<0> Damn, this joke is not suitable for non-face-to-face situations; the punch line is: You loose the bet because houses can't jump
<0> Its better if you jump like 6 inches then say it
<2> well yeah, that's a cl***ic party starter
<5> for 8 year olds who have no grasp on language.
<0> what about if you're getting a bit buzed and aren't really thinking that hard?
<0> that's why its a "party starter"
<0> people would crack up cuz theyre drunk and when Im drunk I like laughing at nothing, too
<2> oh sure
<0> so I bet they would laugh pretty hard
<2> absolutely
<2> its a gut buster
<0> OwlForceB or something like that is what the trojan was, BTW
<0> my friend told me that
<7> dogbert2, where was that bad guy
<8> huh?
<5> it's database workin time
<7> dogbert2, the cops, sealing off your street, etc
<5> dogbert2: my database page that is.
<8> ohhhh, they dragged his *** out of the house...charged with murder and attempted murder...in otherwords, he's ****ed
<8> two would be robbers wound up getting a surprise after a store owner pulled out his gun, shot one of them dead, and wounded the other guy :)
<7> hmm
<7> is the store owner charged with murder?
<8> nope...won't be charged at all...
<7> oh, it is not california
<8> that's called justifiable homicide here in NV (or in plain english, self-defense)
<5> as it would be in just about every state
<7> is that store owner american?
<8> ayup...we have some pretty good laws when it comes to shooting people engaged in violent criminal behavior
<7> cool
<7> he got guts to shoot that guy
<8> RainDoctor...it doesn't take guts to shoot someone, just accurate aim :)
<7> true
<8> Gun Control - hitting what you aim at
<7> otherwise, he woulda gotten shot
<8> most criminals have no formal firearms training at all...
<7> hmm
<8> I on the otherhand have shot plenty of guns
<7> one guy is dead; the other is charged with murder, etc
<7> you are living in an interesting place
<8> well, the surviving robber will be charged with murder (since his partner got wasted)
<7> is it a liquor store?
<8> like an AM-PM type place
<7> poor target
<8> 12 gauge sawed off shotgun is a excellent weapon for CQB
<7> they usually stash away hundreds in the safe
<8> only problem is that in most places, the safe can only be opened by waiting a certain amount of time, or by armored car types
<7> the robbers got pea brains
<8> well, they don't have the sharpest tools in the shed :)
<7> are you in vegas or reno?
<8> vegas...
<7> cool
<7> heard of Pastor Bob Jones in Vegas?
<8> nope...not really into religion
<7> one doesn't need to be religiious to know of, say, Patt Robertson, etc
<7> its okay
<8> :)
<7> hehe
<9> Playing MPEG stream from Gordon_Lightfoot-Wreck_Of_The_Edmund_Fitzgerald.mp3 ...
<9> mellow so far tonight
<5> goddamn ferret must be having PMS.
<5> hrm...speaking of ancient codecs.. I have probably some of the oldest mp3s around.
<8> poor safemode
<5> back before VBR mp3s existed .. back when you had to downsample to play them without skipping. like stuff that is way over 10 years old
<8> damn :)
<10> Damn shell account keeps on rebooting
<5> I like copying files at 70MB/sec
<8> eghad
<11> 'sup
<8> not much...tweaking dd-wrt
<11> whitecap!
<9> ksh: sounds like you guys are having a heat wave
<11> hunting season is over...well, tomorrow is last day...not hunting tomorrow...finally might be around somewhat more often now :)
<11> whitecap: we are?
<9> hehe
<11> whitecap: I hadn't noticed
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