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<0> no idea what to get her
<1> morgajel: what about a husband that doesn't wreck her car?
<0> probably more baby stuff since she seems to be enjoying that more than anything else
<0> K_F: yeah.... um, haven't managed that yet.
<2> Demonen: it can play them through the direct interface into your brain. Your head, after all, is a block device.
<0> K_F: on the bright side she's getting a new one
<3> Coma: actually, it's GNU Hurd.
<1> morgajel: husband or car? :p
<0> car only, I hope
<4> Demonen: if by dead you mean "nothing happens and likely never will happen while it's still not working" then yes. otherwise no.
<1> morgajel: well, welcome to the car-wrecking club anyways
<5> tommi: Well, it hasn't been decleared dead, has it?
<6> cyberpunk: Yes, and?



<4> Demonen: no, have you ever heard anyone declare a lump of charcoal dead?
<1> morgajel: personally I'm waiting for independance day .. will celebrate it for the 2nd time in my life this year
<3> Coma: just for your information.
<4> oh, and just for bad measure
<6> cyberpunk: The whole GNU system was meant to be a drop-in replacement for unix, including a kernel. Which is the role HURD fulfils
<5> tommi: Good point
<0> K_F: when did you smash your car?
<4> K_F: oopsie. :P
<1> Ka-bar: oh, indeed, no it was the Polo, before I got my Audi
<1> tommi: damn bike had measured my AVG speed for 2.5 km
<1> impossible to see the ****ers behind ..
<4> bah, my memory's shot. norway
<1> jup.
<4> K_F: yes, evil them for upholding the laws :P
<6> tommi: That's what too much humpng gets you :P
<1> tommi: yeah, don't have any problem with the guy doing his job, but the limits are insane..
<1> tommi: made for an 80 year old with a 20 year old car driving mid-winter
<4> K_F: reminds me of a trucker demonstration here recently. they were demonstrating because their _special_ bill that p***ed didn't give them enough "special price" on their speeding tickets.
<1> tommi: hehe
<4> K_F: instead of, say, obeying the speed limits :P
<1> tommi: screw the limits, but I take the consequences of my action
<4> K_F: good man
<1> tommi: so get my license back independance day :)
<4> K_F: oppi fjellet? :P
<1> tommi: this was at E6 here in Oslo
<4> K_F: wouldn't that be the day when -everyone's- drunk? including the police?
<1> tommi: 4th of july?
<4> K_F: oh, I was thinking of your national day.
<1> screw that.. I'll be working then
<1> tommi: our national day is a constutution day btw
<5> May 17th is a childrens party.
<4> K_F: so, some people have way too much blood in their alcohol on your national day?
<5> The evening of May 16th is when everyone gets m***ively drunk.
<4> K_F: I'm not fully versed in norwegian lore ;)
<1> tommi: actually our BAC levels are generally high :p
<7> Which is a real challenge, if you've had our beer :D
<5> hahaha
<7> It shows real dedication
<4> Coma: and I never once said "children, _do_ try this at home". usually you staple my nose to something hot with a nailgun or the likes.
<7> No one here celebrates Constitution Day.
<4> I think the "greatest" of such ones here is labour day.
<7> the State may have been founded when the constitution was ratified, but the US national identity was forged with the declaration of indendence.
<4> funny part is, often the suits take the day off for labour day, while demanding the cubicle-orkers stay in.
<7> hahaah yeah, thats real irony there
<1> tommi: labor day is another of the damn holidays that should be abolished
<1> and for the record you won't see that happening too many places
<7> the federal holiday calendar doesnt look too different than the offical Roman calendar
<4> K_F: indeed. because "solidarity FTW!/1!!!"
<1> ?
<7> I notice that all fast food resturaunts are open on labor day
<7> as well as pretty much any place where people are, well, laboring
<8> TenBaseT: *nod* but over here thet get a nice pay bonus:)
<7> hahahahahahahah
<7> oh thats brilliant
<7> not here.
<8> TenBaseT: Required by law
<1> tommi: thankfully OECD attacked the norwegian work-schedule majorly
<8> TenBaseT: Oh yeah,l abour day is a public holiday here
<1> tommi: Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development



<4> ah
<4> K_F: I take it you havn't heard storms 'oppi fjellet', which was what I was referring to earlier.
<1> norwegians work too little and complain too much
<4> K_F: s/norwegians/people
<1> tommi: no, especially norwegian, the 5th vacation week.. I mean, wtf
<1> tommi: and I generally ignore norwegian "culture"
<4> K_F: heh
<4> K_F: this one's funny though :P
<1> tommi: its mostly socialistic crap..
<1> like the rest of this country
<4> K_F: particularly if you drink everytime he sings `oppi fjellet'
<9> evening, addicts
<4> K_F: consider it a local version of drinking on red lights or roxanne in `roxanne'
<1> tommi: hehe
<10> cheeksy!
<10> *pounce*
<1> hugsies cheeksy
<1> tommi: I prefer my liquor together with a fine cuban cigar myself :)
<1> which remind me, should order some of the sort..
<9> K_F :o)))
<9> damn
<4> K_F: ah, a cigar man, any semi-cheap brands you'd recommend to someone who just got started on cigars every now and then?
<1> tommi: check out solcigar.no
<1> tommi: they have a store downtown here that I drop by , but has a webshop too
<1> tommi: http://www.mamut.com/homepages/Norway/1/9/solcigar/subdet30.htm
<1> tommi: the churchil is my favorite
<4> K_F: mainly looking for pointers, I gather it'd be slightly more expensive to buy in norway and have it shipped to .dk instead of buying it here - particularly with your tobacco taxation
<1> tommi: let me dig up the .dk branch..
<1> tommi: its called Larsen & Petersen
<1> Phone: 45-33214346
<1> but I have no idea in heck where in dk it is, or if they have a webstore..
<4> that's a copenhagen number, so that's good
<1> tommi: Xikar retailer anyways
<1> http://profil.krak.dk/autofirmaprofiler/KR/kvww/51466/LARSEN&PETERSENRygeartikler/Fane1.htm
<1> Flensborggade 2 in kbenhavn V
<4> yum. copenhagen :)
<1> jup..
<4> s/um/up
<7> cigars?
<1> TenBaseT_: jup..
<7> never cared for the smell, myself.
<1> TenBaseT_: I enjoy a good cigar now and then
<1> don't bother with the cheap crap though, only smoke the good ones..
<7> I enjoy the smell of pipes, I tolerate the smell of cigarettes, but I honestly dislike the smell of cigars
<1> hehe
<2> K_F: so does Monica Lewinsky...
<1> Ka-bar: ha ha ha
<7> I've had a few dominican cigars that were reported to be good, but didnt care for them
<7> I hope castro dies soon so I can try a cuban
<1> TenBaseT_: DO cigars are often too thightly packed
<1> TenBaseT_: let me know if you ever visit Norway :)
<2> Dominicans are about as close to a Cuban as you can get in the states.
<7> right
<2> *legally
<7> I dont want to have to lie about **** like that
<7> Every time I travel to the caribbean I get asked.
<2> TenBaseT_: go to Montreal for a weekend and have one or two while you're up there. Just don't try to bring them home.
<2> That's what I do.
<7> Ka-bar: did you know thats now illegal?
<7> as of last year, actually.
<2> Of course, Montreal is only about a 4 hour drive from here.
<2> wtf?
<2> TenBaseT_: and how the **** do they expect to be able to enforce that?
<7> The US p***ed some ridiculous federal law in early 2006 making any actions that would be illegal in the US illegal anywhere you commit them if you're a US citizen.
<7> well, for *YOU* they cant enforce it.
<7> for me, they just ask me at my yearly inquisition
<11> 10BT: Next step will be that anything you do outside the US that's not illegal in the US itself, you'll get away clean and the US will threaten any country that tries to enforce its own laws.
<12> TenBaseT_: these laws seems logical to me ...
<7> koollman: they dont seem logical to me. "When in Rome, do as the Romans do"
<7> koollman: thats like saying "If the speed limit is 80kph in your country, you're not allowed to go faster than 80kph in Germany on the autobahn"
<12> no, that's different


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