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<0> looks like it might have a penis though
<1> And bitches who can't give good head. They **** too.
<2> what
<2> No thats a punk rock grrl
<0> looks beefy... are you sure it's a real XX girl?
<2> I hate you
<3> it -it- has a mullet
<4> Hmm..
<3> i bet it does
<1> O.k. Moral dilemma here.
<3> probably has a mustache too
<1> So, you once were interested in this chick...
<1> And she led you on and all of that good ****.
<0> did you meet her in person?
<3> where's the dilemma?
<3> sounds normal to me



<5> i see that pic and i think "now bite the curb"
<1> And she was a lab technician in an adjacent lab and you made her a coauthor (although 4th author) on one of your papers.
<0> those are her stompin boots
<1> She wants to go to graduate school now.
<1> However, she's been an absolute cunt for the past year to you.
<5> doon't you have a gf?
<1> She comes to you requesting a recommendation.
<1> D-side: Yeah, this predates the gf
<4> reality1: "Get stuffed."
<6> http://www.asofterworld.com/soft_feb14_2003.htm heh
<0> reality1: is she pretty?
<4> reality1: that'd be mine
<1> By about 4-5 years.
<5> reality1: i think you know what she needs to do to earn that recommendation.
<1> D-side: I'm not interested in that anymore.
<3> "sorry, my only positive reference could be for your work. I would rather not comment on your personality"
<4> D-side: scrub his test tube?
<5> reality1: i'm sorry. when did it fall off?
<0> Someone didn't check their balls for cancer
<1> Do you a) submit a decent recommendation in hopes that she has a good life... or b) submit a craptastic recommendation and absolutely ruin her career.
<7> my gf just checked mine
<4> reality1: you haven't considered my option
<0> I'd go with A and be the bigger man
<1> D-side: About 4 years ago...as I said
<5> reality1: is she good at what she does?
<1> D-side: She wouldn't be **** without me
<3> the question you need to answer is, does she have hot friends?
<4> reality1: Do nothing and absolve yourself of the issue.
<1> Nanuq: That's not so much an option right now
<4> reality1: Okay, do do something then. See the "get stuffed" bit.
<4> But that's not my style, anyway.
<5> i dunno. thats all you. i know what i would do, but thats meaningless here.
<4> More p***ive-agressive confrontational-avoidance.. ;)
<0> tell her "i'll do this for you, but there is something you need to do for me" then take Nanuq's recommend and "stuff her"
<0> cue 80's pron music and for god sakes tape it
<4> avenger: .. tape?
<1> avenger: As I said, not interested in that.
<3> unless she's fat
<5> in which case do all of the above except recording the actt
<5> and tell no one.
<4> moot: a bit of post-processing can work magic
<0> any port in the storm
<1> I am kind of in the career ruining mood
<4> reality1: run with it
<3> are you her manager?
<8> woah... that was very awkward... note to self: Be more careful with medication hours...
<0> then crush her under your jackboot of science
<4> reality1: actually you know, unless you really cover all your bases, it'll prolly come back to bite you
<4> ee!
<4> reality1: and she'll have the last laugh.
<0> yeah, you may not want to burn your bridge... she might bang some guy and be promoted to a position of power
<1> Nanuq: Recommendations are private
<9> reality1: would she be working in your field at some point? would it be like walking on nails with capsicum on it?
<4> avenger: I'm thinking she'll lose out on this one aspect, and gain more elsewhere.
<1> Nanuq: She'd never see it
<4> reality1: Nono..
<1> XyZzY: It wouldn't matter.
<4> reality1: see above.
<1> Nanuq: I'm still not following
<8> Howdy Nanuq, how are you?



<4> reality1: you don't know if that would actually be something positive, in the long term
<4> evilelf: not bad at all. you?
<3> act now, before she becomes someone's bitchy manager
<3> save lives
<1> Nanuq: How would that be something positive?
<8> Nanuq: better.
<4> reality1: C'mon, you've never had something that appeared negative in the short term, turn out to be positive in the long term?
<0> evilelf: properly medicated now?
<8> avenger: Indeed
<0> reality1: how is she being cunty?
<4> reality1: Oh well **** it. I'm going to stick with my original recommendation.
<10> how can I list all files in a dir except for .tar and .tgz ?
<4> Which is my answer for most everything.
<4> When in doubt, wait it out.
<1> avenger: When I first met my girlfriend, her family friend new her. She started talking all of this crazy *** ****
<3> ls -al | grep -v (\.tar|\.tgz)
<1> Nanuq: No time to really wait things out, I got to turn this rec in by this Friday
<10> thank you
<3> np
<4> reality1: You're missing the point.
<4> reality1: You've got to turn what in?
<4> reality1: Oh, that was due when?
<1> It's a graduate school recommendation letter
<9> reality1: the very fact thatyou are asking _this_ bunch makes me think you are 50/50 on this. meaning nothing special to recommend about
<1> Due this Friday
<10> didnt work hehe
<8> "Your own mind is your worse ennemy." - ****s donkey nads, trust me...
<4> reality1: You've told us that. I'm telling you how I'd handle it.
<4> reality1: sorry..
<3> takda, ls -i *.tgz
<10> it sitll listed .tar
<3> oops
<3> -I
<0> XyZzY hit on something, maybe you should just do a mediocre review?
<3> ls can exclude matches
<1> Nanuq: Well, actually, you've made 2 recommendations, and then switched them around, then circled back again, then referred to (A), the scratched that, and referenced (C)
<3> -I, --ignore=PATTERN
<3> do not list implied entries matching shell PATTERN
<8> moot: mind if I /msg you?
<3> ok
<1> Thus, the confusion
<3> evilelf, ok?
<4> reality1: Okay, my option C is to tell her to get stuffed and do nothing, option D is to optionally ***ure her you'll write a good recommendation and do nothing
<8> moot: don't worry, I will not be packing a mental :)
<1> Nanuq: I've said I will write "a" recommendation. However, not writing one at all will reflect poorly on me with the universities in question.
<10> it lists only those i dont need with -i or -I
<0> reality1: just write her a ho-hum recommend
<3> ho's, where?
<4> reality1: option E is to carefully go over what you said, and write a recommendation. Perhaps.. for the wrong person. Or, maybe it'll "get lost in the mail" or however you're sending it.
<4> reality1: See this is me. I try real hard to avoid such things. ;)
<1> Online submission
<0> moot: the ho stroll
<4> reality1: teh intarweb was b0rk
<0> reality1: just say "im not really good with computers"
<4> reality1: Of course what's sad is you haven't ignored me by now ;)
<9> part of job recomendations are not only 'how well you can do the work' but also 'how well you can deal with people'
<1> Yeah, that entire Oak Ridge National Lab thing on my CV for PROSPECT...yeah, I don't think that'll work too well...
<4> XyZzY: "Not very."
<4> XyZzY: "Only when restrained, and _I_ have the whip."
<1> I told her she must have balls as big as a monster truck to ask me to write her a rec after all of the bull**** she gave me when I started dating my new gf
<4> Zym!
<11> heh. i kknow how to drive my brother-in-law nuts :D
<7> did i miss the option where you force her to do perverted acts while you take photos as insurance that she'll never cause you any problems again after the recomendation?
<11> i just have him call my cell phone and force him to listen to my ring tone :D
<4> cappicard: oh?
<1> safemode: She's down here....
<4> cappicard: which is it now?
<11> my cell plays "Sonne"
<1> safemode: I'm up here...
<11> i also got Tier and Du Hast on there too
<11> as ringtones and as full-length songs


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