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<0> hah
<1> #702 is also a masterpiece
<2> wtf is that bastard anyway?
<0> haha, yeah
<1> wonder if he's locked up
<2> hey he's not the guy that shot up that bar is he?
<1> siglite: you saw the /. thing right
<2> boy...THAT would be ****ed up
<0> D-side: oh yea, that was great
<1> docfu: what, the gay bar?
<2> D-side naw couldn't be cause that kid was 18
<1> siglite: i'm just happy to hae made such an impact on someone's life. :D
<1> docfu: yeah i was going to say, no way. they killedthat kid btw.
<0> oh man
<2> yeah lets go back to bitching about SSG
<2> anyway
<1> siglite: no. spill it. what
<1> so long as its about the nutcase that is. :)
<0> I just said something ****ed up at work to a VP friday
<0> SSG reminded me of it
<0> we have this customer, who up until they hired this particular C level guy, was a really good customer.
<1> i see. maybe you dont want to repeat that then.
<1> okay
<0> the C level guy is a RAGING ***hole. To the point where, if I ever saw him out downtown or something, I'd probably **** him up a little.
<0> well, we get a call
<0> the customer wants us to remove all this ***hat's access to thier systems
<3> siglite: is this level on an ascending scale?
<0> they fired him because he hasn't shown up for fork for three days
<0> no calls no nothing
<2> an invasion?
<0> and when I heard this, in a room full of people, I said "well, since I can account for my whereabouts for the past 96 hours, I'm gonna say hopefully someone offed his ***."
<2> AHAHAHHAHAA
<0> my VP just looked at me with his mouth hanging open
<0> I said "yeah, **** him."
<2> siglite not in front of the client though eh?
<4> woh to install an wifi card?
<0> no
<4> how*
<0> but I told the client about a year ago. "this guy is going to **** your company up. You've been warned."
<0> and that's a verbatim quote.
<0> got the same response from the client. mouth agape gawking at me.
<2> nice
<0> I call 'em like I see 'em.
<3> siglite: Ohhh. Okay.
<2> i got my first job offer today cause i speak japanese
<2> relative works for some steel company doing negotiations with the japanese
<2> he's like 'we'd pay to have you sit in and tell us what they are saying...
<1> siglite: hahaha nice.
<1> any problems?
<0> um...
<0> my wife just walked past me nekkid, so uh, bye.
<2> bye
<2> have a good time
<3> I really should get some sleep.
<2> nanuq what did you do today?
<1> apparently the guns+jerking off wasnt so bad after all.
<3> docfu: I don't remember.
<2> d-side yeah all that talk of cum made her thirsty
<2> ok
<2> i did not ****ing say that
<1> dude. wtf is wrong with you
<1> you dont say horrible **** like that about a man's 1) wife or 2) kids
<1> its just the Law
<5> D-side: how about mom?
<2> oh so your line was preschool ok?
<2> OM my mom is fair game
<2> so is my dad
<1> OldMonk: different story.
<2> if you are nuts enough to **** with either of em, go RIGHT AHEAD
<1> unless theres REAL and true malice meant.
<5> D-side: yo momma so fat that, uh, she, uh, buy goods from Gross'R'Us!
<1> OH SNAP
<5> bwaahaahaa!
<2> dude
<2> yo momma so fat farmers use her to grow mushrooms cause she blocks out the sun
<5> yo momma so fat she always getting invitations from ethiopia -- for dinner!
<1> docfu: yo momma so fat, when the bitch puts on her pair of bvds, by the time shes done them ****s spell out "boulevard"
<2> D-side ok that one is good
<5> what're bvds?
<2> underwear
<1> underwear brand
<1> thats one of the last funny ones i've ever heard
<5> Emerson
<6> hey OldMonk
<2> wtf, the USS cole plotters escaped their prison using a 150 meter tunnel?
<2> i thought only bugs bunny could do that ****!
<7> docfu: and mexicans
<1> well. not much to say against that.
<2> wanna go back to talking about spuuging on gun barrels?
<1> look at the time
<1> bed. later fellas.
<2> guess i made him horny
<1> docfu: if my gf wakes up with her eyes crusted over, its your fault.
<1> later.
<2> OM so are indian and pakistan still going to blow each other to bits or whats up with that?
<5> docfu: i doub it
<2> hey whats indias position on the iran nuke thing?
<2> i always see the US/UK/some of the EU's point of view
<2> never the eastern side
<5> docfu: most people don't want to support the UN motion, the government does
<2> heh WOW
<2> not that
<2> my fortune cookie reads "You are heading for a land of sunshine"
<8> good morning
<2> yup
<5> Sunblade
<9> hi OldMonk
<5> what's the setup program that runs when you first install debian and boot?
<10> hi, i am currently using redhat enterprise es 3.0. where can i find mysqladmin ? i can only find mysqlaccess ?
<11> korg, ring up redhat tech support & make use of your support contract you got when you bought it
<9> OldMonk: base-config ?
<5> Sunblade: ah, thanks!
<9> they removed base-config in sid though, not sure which program replaces it
<9> s/ces/ced/
<10> my support already expired
<10> did redhat changed anything ?
<9> korg: what adikt said
<2> yawn
<2> bedtime
<12> ello
<12> how to install wget in linux ?
<9> mIRCWolf: Use your package manager.
<12> how ?
<9> By reading the manual.
<13> hahaha
<13> "rtfm" - "by reading the manual" - tsk tsk whatever happened to bofhs?
<14> !seen aby
<14> !ping me pls
<14> wt ? :)
<8> heh.
<5> he doesn't bounce... looks like a kiddie anyway
<9> !ping
<9> !seen bawt
<5> @help
<9> ok two old boxes replaced, only a few to go
<15> hey I have added a samba user, but I am struggling to work out how to ***ign write rights to the /data share for the new user
<15> could someone spare me a few minutes to ***ist?
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