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<0> no no
<1> lol
<2> ``UNION minister of commerce and industries, Kamal Nath has ***ured that the Indian government is committed to its stand of not allowing software patenting for the time being and that it would reiterate this stand in the forthcoming meeting of WTO ministerial at Hong Kong.''
<3> OM woot!
<3> i'm glad to see at least one of you over there doesn't have his head up his *** :)
<1> I always thought Kamal Nath had his head..
<1> er, as docfu said
<1> ;)
<0> I have a computer room in the building I live. Everyday we have problems with people that practicaly LIVE in the room, using the computer for 6h in a row
<2> docfu: you may not be happy with the next part... This was conveyed to a delegation of Free Software Foundation of India (FSF India), which met the minister
<2> Free4All: use some AAA techniques then
<0> that's why I need this kind of control... after 1h, bye bye user. Comeback tomorrow.
<2> docfu: it's all because of that bearded hippie :)
<3> OM ahh yeah
<1> bbl people
<3> night vIkSIT
<0> docfu> how do I create a script that's executed everytime that the user logs on ?
<3> free4all you need to look at timeshare systems, and trust me, any easy solution to your problem will result in an easy hack to byp*** it, so if you were thinking about forcing a killall -9 on their processes with a sleep 3600; they'll find it and disable it :)
<3> plus there is nothing to keep them from logging back in
<0> They won't... people here have no brain. Simple Windows users.
<3> :)
<2> brb
<0> I remember that in the past, every ****ty BBS's had this kinda control
<0> after 2h, byebye
<4> what are the hot keys for switching desktops in gnome? (in ubuntu, if it matters)
<3> yeab but bbs's aren't linux
<3> try searching google?
<0> they were
<0> At least mine was
<0> I tried. But google only shows me something about TIMED OUT sessions
<3> theres also nothing to keep them from logging back in
<5> docfu: yeah we know you're simple minded :)
<3> libolt i'm googling myself
<3> i don't even know if this is possible
<6> docfu: it is, but it's not simple
<0> docfu> If I could do something like Novell... I can keep them from loggin back in
<5> docfu: well there should be some entries on the dodo bird somewehre
<3> jackstorm would that be under quotas? cause i thought quotas were disk only
<6> docfu: it was Novells usage quota system for Linux
<0> Cause In Novell, u can define this
<3> free4all well thats the way to go
<0> Which way ?! Novell ?
<3> yeah
<0> Hmmmmmm... i'm pretty sure that Novell is not free :)
<3> sorry man, freedom isn't free
<3> although if you did want to code a timeshare system for the linux community your work would be greatly appreciated
<3> GrandMaster :Flash? that you?
<0> docfu> Ok... i'll try some script stuff. Can U tell me how can I execute a script everytime the user logs in ?
<3> no because i've no idea what they are logging in to
<3> X, ftp, csh, bash, ssh
<0> X
<0> always X
<3> using XDM?
<7> geez, five packs of post-it notes
<8> docfu: aint you supposed to leave like 18 hours ago for japan?
<0> KDE or something like...
<3> teakk no i fly out wednesday
<7> re doc
<8> oh, ithougth it was sunday
<7> docfu: what time?
<3> 4am
<3> hey whats that...
<3> cmere
<3> wtf? you clean those things?
<7> docfu: make it a $100 bill next time
<9> holy ****
<3> yeap
<3> allah be praised
<9> it turns out the girl the gay bar shooter-up guy killed in the car might have been a friend of the wife's
<0> docfu> If it's KDE all the time, any way to run a script ?
<3> erp
<10> oops
<3> siglite cancel that last line
<9> he stopped here on his way to AR and picked her up
<9> we're trying to verify that it's the same girl
<3> jesus, sorry to hear that
<9> we're searching news stories to find a picture of the girl
<3> probably won't be posted
<3> until the police ID her
<9> another friend called and said that they showed a pic on the local news, but we missed it
<3> siglite she have any family/friends who would know?
<11> Why would he go to Arkansas?
<11> I'm in Boston and what he did in New Bedford, MA is still unbelievable.
<9> dunno
<9> none that are going to be up right now (most likely)
<10> NDP...if he hadn't gotten killed, he would have probably got some liberal **** judge to sentence him to 60 days probation
<3> i'm all for bagging em and calling it a day
<11> dogbert2: Is this really the time for your always incorrect politics?
<3> NDP no, i agree with him :)
<3> two on one :)
<9> as do I
<11> The guy would have gotten way more than 60 days.
<11> He shot 3 people.
<3> NDP uhuh, hush
<9> yeah, but it's m***
<11> Meaning?
<9> they'd put him in a "hugathug" program, let him color flowers on construction paper for 60 days and turn him loose.
<3> i'd rather have a bullet in his head than 2-3 years of media coverage and him getting off
<10> well, the ****tard judge in VT gave that idiot 60 days for molesting a kid for 4 years (then he re-considered after receiving death threats and possibly having his *** kicked off the bench)
<11> That judge in VT only issued more jailtime after therapy was promised for the guy.
<7> siglite: They'd do the same here, except they'd offer him a cushy gov't job after those 60 days.
<11> siglite: Considering the crimerate in MA is lower than that of AR it might be time to emulate MA's policies instead of mocking them.
<2> NDPTAL85: drop it
<10> NDP...my solution to crime, introduce criminals to my .44 automag
<10> "this is the .44 magnum automag, it holds a 300 grain cartridge, and if properly used, can remove the fingerprints" (Dirty Harry)
<11> OldMonk: Am I offending anyone in here?
<8> dogbert2: you also dispense some horrid smelling g***es
<2> NDPTAL85: you're in great danger of being kicked/banned/insulted/killed
<3> OM hopefully we can do the latter 2 first...
<10> Teakk...well, my farts are cl***ified by the US gov't as WMD
<2> that knock you hear at 4am would be siglite and dogbert2 :)
<3> hey
<8> :)
<3> everyone forgets about me
<3> god damnit
<11> OldMonk: I'm just looking for a reason why.
<2> ...and docfu waving an anime banner
<3> ****er
<3> :)
<8> docfu: we dont forget you, we just...uhh...fail to mention you
<12> meep!
<2> i'll bring the g0ats for diversion
<9> NDPTAL85: because the ****ing pile of dog**** killed my wife's friend, and a .44 round through the skull is too good for him, capiche? or do I need to clarify my stance further?
<10> g0at-pr0n...excellent
<3> OM the ones from your herem?
<3> er haram?
<2> docfu: yup, the very same
<2> harem
<11> siglite: Do you think I like the guy? No need to take it out on my state though.
<12> w00t! Pitt did win it this year. I was programing and turned off the game during the 3rd quarter when the steelers pulled away from the Hawks.
<3> ok
<1> is this about the gay bar thing?
<11> He deserved to get shot.
<3> NDP you need to shut the **** up
<3> now
<9> vIkSiT: yeah
<10> siglite, it's more fun to use willie pete on the ***hole, of course, he's dead...
<1> sheesh. thats a story if i ever heard one
<9> vIkSiT: it appears that the girl he killed in ar was a friend of my wife's
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