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<0> Jostein: well there's a breakfast
<1> not if I had my way
<2> heh
<1> if I had my way, virus authors would be shot on suspicion
<1> then there's be no more viruses real fast
<0> Jostein: 650g loaves, that's 26kg of dough
<2> hah
<2> thats a whole lot of bread
<0> 12.5kg flour, 8.4l water..
<0> wait, where does the extra weight come in?
<1> I think for the moment, I'll stick with AVG
<1> I'll keep this lot in mind though
<1> they look cheap at least
<2> my main reason for using NOD is that it is light on resources, and doesnt **** like McAfee and Nortn :)
<1> I still think it's attacking the wrong end of the problem though
<0> Jostein: know what I'm using to really excite my yeast?



<2> Nanuq: no idea. do tel
<2> l
<0> Jostein: I mean, if they had nipples, they'd be stiff.
<1> kill the ***hats who write viruses
<0> Jostein: Vegemite, man!
<2> smsie: lol. yeah
<1> and rape their sistsers
<2> *grin*
<0> Jostein: Bit of that **** in there and they're off like ****.
<2> Nanuq: Never heard of vegemite
<0> Jostein: marmite?
<2> Nanuq: dont think we have that around here
<2> not that exact brand anyway
<0> Jostein: What else, but the deceased brethren of yeast, to excite like?
<2> looking at this list of similar products... Im pretty sure Ive never tried anything like that
<0> Jostein: It's funky ****, but it works for me.
<2> I wont deny you eating it. Ill go for meat myself :P
<3> http://www3.ifhya.com:8008/?page_id=102&lzkfile=BostonVaca%2F <--- some of my pics so far of my vaca
<4> hi
<4> who is help me?
<4> i want to see ip list on TELNET ? how can i look?
<5> 'man ifconfig'
<2> telnet? ugh
<4> SSH
<4> i have a root.
<3> elnet is evil.
<4> i want to see iP list
<4> putty..
<3> YAKISIKLI: How did you get root?
<3> Jostein: You look at my pics yet?
<4> paid :D
<4> i loginned on putty..
<4> i want to see IP list.. what command?
<3> What IP list are you talking about? You're not making sense.
<5> I don't know what idiot would pay for a service he doesn't even know how to use.
<6> :)
<2> Falchion: linkage?
<3> Lion-O: Now wait a second, I deal with those kinds of idiots all the time at work :) "Hi, I wasn't sure what I needed so I bought one of everything. Can you help me reahc my computer?" is something I hear ALL the time.
<7> YAKISIKLI: Go away
<3> Jostein: http://www3.ifhya.com:8008/?page_id=102&lzkfile=BostonVaca%2F
<5> Falchion: lol
<3> Shadur: Morning sunshine :)
<5> Falchion: ok, ok, point taken :)
<3> Lion-O: We have people who buy $250 DNS SLA's with us when they don't have DNS with us. heh
<4> Shadur : i want to see ip list
<4> :S
<4> what command?
<5> YAKISIKLI: as I already said: "man ifconfig"
<2> YAKISIKLI: IP list? WTH are you talking about?
<3> The best are people who need 20 hostnames through us. 1 account upgrade adds 20 more hosts to their account but they buy one upgrade for each host they want. $9.95 each upgrade. hehe
<3> Jostein: Stop talking and go look!
<2> YAKISIKLI: 127.0.0.1, 127.0.0.2, 127.0.0.3
<2> YAKISIKLI: theres an IP list for you. now go away
<3> Jostein: I'm putting my foot down, now. Don't make me go get a switch....
<2> lol
<4> no no..
<4> i bought a root on another datacenter..
<5> "a root" ?
<5> scriptkiddie alert
<2> Falchion: theres rivers in boston?



<2> Lion-O: no ****
<2> Falchion: :P
<3> Jostein: There is water all over the place here :P
<2> Falchion: right. Boston != Detroit ;)
<5> YAKISIKLI: sooo, what datacentre are we talking about here? Probably none of the likes where one of us would work </hint>
<8> YAKISIKLI: You smell like a wannabe hax0r. Are you?
<4> no :S
<5> YAKISIKLI: so, what datacentre? Where did you buy this hosted service?
<4> in FDC servers
<4> login as: root
<4> Using keyboard-interactive authentication.
<4> P***word:
<4> Last login: Sun Aug 6 18:42:22 2006 from 85.106.246.160
<4> client-194-60:~#
<2> Falchion: so. was vecation, was it?
<2> thank god, that moron is out
<5> hmmm 'http://www.fdcservers.net/' doesn't list any roots :P
<3> Jostein: heh yeah. I'm still here for another day, then I head back
<2> Lion-O: heh
<2> now we have his IP and the server he abused. does anyone bother to send a mail? :P
<4> help me?
<4> what command
<3> YAKISIKLI: http://mentalhealth.com
<2> lol
<3> YAKISIKLI: Go kill yourself, please. Go ask your datacenter.
<8> YAKISIKLI: Don't buy **** you don'tk now how to use.
<4> :D
<4> ok Falchion
<2> Im also impressed the datacenter allows root logins. now that is pretty n00bish
<6> YAKISIKLI: why don't you try 'man ifconfig'
<4> i try
<4> :S
<4> tried
<4> butttt i cant see ip list
<2> OH FOR **** SAKE
<6> YAKISIKLI: you ****head! you should read properly
<8> Go **** yourself and your "ip list", whatever that is
<4> my machine has a 32 ips
<4> i want to see thats
<2> YAKISIKLI: you posesing a root, legal or not, is as useless as me having a dead whale in my livingroom
<3> Jostein: Speaking which: I'm apparently going whale watching later today.
<2> lol
<2> PolarWolf: oh well. see man ifconfig brought up documentation. going from that to "ifconfig" only is a little hard when you're all excited about your new root :P
<8> Jostein: Honestly...I don't give a **** :)
<2> Did I imply you did or should? or that I did? :P
<8> Jostein: Hmm, no
<9> Falchion: whale watching.. does it relaly **** -that- badly cruising for babes in the US?
<10> is there a dedicated channel for embedded linux or buildroot
<10> ?
<3> wlfshmn: heh I was wodnering how long until that comment was made by someone
<2> wlfshmn: *grin*
<11> yawn.
<8> Tom_Sender: You can find those on freenode.net
<11> i wake up too goddamn early.
<9> Falchion: Sorry, I would hae been quicker on the uptake, but I'm watcing an SNL rerererererere-run
<0> heh
<0> http://pag.csail.mit.edu/~adonovan/dilbert/dilbert-24-08-2002.gif
<0> hey wlf
<12> anybody for some netris?\
<9> Falchion: to illustrate how old it is.. they are currently making John Kerry jokes
<10> polar...yeah i went by there....but the channels are completely dead...was hoping there was a channel on the subject on undernet as well
<8> Tom_Sender: Sunday is a bad day to IRC, and naw, only jerkoffs and morons live on undernet
<10> lol
<10> is that a criticism or compliment?
<3> wlfshmn: :)
<8> I'll leave that one for you to decide
<10> figured u'd say that...
<9> Falchion: I guess it doesn't matter much over here.. most people don't know who half the people they make jokes about are
<9> Falchion: It's annoying for those of us that -do- know though, and have atleast a rough idea of how much it dates the episodes..
<9> Falchion: they air several of the talk shows (lenno, letterman and conan atleast), but are always a few weeks behind, and they too keep making jokes on current politics and the like
<11> anyone in a ****ty enough mood this morning to call the above "op impersonation"? :D


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