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<0> Menno yes I just collect them o.o
<1> Becky: They're still trying to think of a better description just for you :P
<0> Falchion I'm sure ....
<2> Becky: cant you get 4 guys instead? I mean. right now you are 5 girls useless to humanity!
<0> Jostein 1 man is enough LOL
<3> you "collect" them?
<4> hmmm ;)
<3> That's what I tried to tell the police about the dead bodies in my backyard shed...
<0> If I wanted 4 men I have a queue 20ft deep
<2> ~/ wine /~
<3> 4 guys at the same time?
<2> Menno: -invents- a new hole
<1> Works the camera.
<0> Menno yes I don't always want them as a girlfriend it just ends that way ....
<5> Menno: two hands, mount, hoo haa, fudge hole
<5> Menno: s/mount/mouth/
<2> schitzo: Im sure you can throw a titty-**** in there somewhere too
<5> Jostein: oh, true
<3> ah, I forgot about handjobs
<3> so one girl can accomodate 5 dudes.
<3> or 6, if she's skilled with each hand.
<6> armpits?
<4> aaaah. /me updates his ubuntu
<6> and if she's got big enough boobs...
<4> watch teh linux blow up in teh smoke
<5> Lion-O: see if you used slack you wouldn't have those problems
<2> schitzo: you wouldnt be updating at all? :P
<5> exactly
<4> schitzo: true ;) you'd let the h4x0rZ handle the box 8)
<3> axillary ***?
<2> let the h4x0rs keep it up to date with the latest software :P
<4> Jostein: those are actually very nice guys 8)
<7> j00 4r3 three-one-three-three-seven!
<2> Menno: anyway. so thats why a actual girl is preferable to a realdoll? a real girl can handle 50% more guys? :P
<3> Jostein: hmm, definitely
<7> I don't want to know
<3> I don't think they made the hands of realdolls suitable for handjobs
<3> although I'm sure you can special order that
<3> after all, you can special order a she-male.
<2> lol
<3> gah
<2> jgaddis: you are teh /-{ }-\
<8> aint that the truth
<8> Jostein: wtf is that
<8> a retarded tie fighter?
<9> Menno: been looking at the photo galleries on my website, huh?
<2> D-side: ascii-goatse? :P
<3> jgaddis: right...
<8> Jostein: oh my.
<0> double tailed fish?
<2> D-side: have I scarred your precious soul?
<8> Jostein: no. jgaddis did that long ago.
<2> good
<8> says you.
<9> D-side: you seen the pictures, eh?
<8> UGH JESUS
<8> this new dude next to me is a grunter
<9> you in the ****ter?
<2> #define
<8> the ****ing noises coming out of him are horrifying
<8> NO he's a big dude who cant breathe
<8> i swear i'm gonna vomit if i have to keep listening to this
<7> lol
<8> it sounds like every seven seconds he's ****ting his pants
<2> D-side: after a while you will get used to it, and it will be as soothing as the sound of the sea
<8> Jostein: what the hell is wrong with you today
<2> I dont know. Either Im just more bored than usual, or Im just too tired
<2> I should get more wine
<2> its not like Im showing up early for work tomorrow
<10> nagios is a steep learning curve.
<8> thats what i hear
<8> thats a reason i never ****ed with it at home.
<10> I'm dealing with it at home for work.
<10> imagine that.
<4> 42?
<2> 42i
<11> siglite: we need an R&D lab
<11> I'd be happy with a VM server
<8> i dont think sig would let you near it if he got to build one. :D
<11> D-side: ****, he would pawn it off on to me.
<2> ey.
<2> there IS no topic
<12> JJ
<2> what a useless part :P
<2> hey Nanuq
<2> Nanuq: :)
<2> I sorta have the day off tomorrow. wouldnt waste that by going to sleep early
<2> heh
<12> feh, useless gov't
<2> Nanuq: thats the definition of government, isn't it? :P
<12> Jostein: eh well the odd time they can be worthwhile
<2> I know
<12> Jostein: give me a while, I'll try to think of an occasion
<2> heh
<12> Jostein: going on week 6 of no pogey yet, usually takes 2-3
<12> Jostein: not like I'm in a pinch
<2> pogey? you mean cash?
<12> Jostein: but you know, money is nice
<2> yeah
<12> Jostein: the dole ;)
<2> a norwegian artist (known to have pretty nasty alcohol and drug habbits) once released a best of album
<2> called it "cash".
<2> I found that somewhat charming :P
<12> Jostein: eh?
<2> he needed cash, so he released a best of album
<2> pretty damn honest compared to most other artists
<12> ahhh
<2> so, I found it a charming take on things :P
<2> anyway... as far as cash goes Im pretty much broke
<2> heh. way too many expenses this month
<12> Jostein: oh yeah?
<2> yeah. around 1k USD taken out early in july, because I had next to no money for my vecation. 4 family birthdays and 1 baptizing.
<2> and on thursday I have a damn dentists appointment
<13> yo
<2> which me leaves me pretty close to zero :P
<4> and as hero 8)
<12> Lion-O
<2> right
<2> I check prices for real estate earlier today, and KF was nice enough to bring me this:
<2> "For the first time in nearly a generation, Tokyo no longer ranks as the world's most expensive city, according to a survey released Tuesday by the Economist Group."
<2> "The biannual survey, which covers 130 countries, found Oslo, Norway as No. 1 in terms of cost of living. Tokyo fell to No. 2."
<2> Im so glad I live in Oslo and havent bought my own place yet
<12> Jostein: isn't .ch up there?
<2> nope. oslo is now the worlds most expensive city to live in. yay!
<12> Jostein: but up in the top ten or so
<2> Im sure
<2> but these stats are based on cities, not countries
<10> ok, I'm starting to wrap my head around this nagios thing.
<13> i think he was trying to say if a city from .ch is up there
<12> yeah, I'm trying to think of one in particular
<12> Geneva, say
<12> or Bern
<13> Jostein do you like living in the most expensive city ever?
<2> aardwolf: sure. just buy me an apartment and I'll be fine
<13> hehe :)
<13> well, that's the hard part
<11> alias evolution****s***="evolution --force-shutdown"
<13> Jostein how far can a price for an apartment go in Oslo ?
<2> atompngn: :P
<2> aardwolf: try to get anything below $200k USD and you have something below 20m^2
<11> I hate evolution, damned thing crashes everytime I open a damn calendar
<2> something like that
<13> omfg
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