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<0> JJ: well, something for a change, besides _penises_ and _banging_ :o)
<1> so I have on work clothes.
<2> Im checking tokyo just for kicks. cant be THAT much more expensive
<2> cheeksy: :P
<1> Jostein: ouch. what's a 3 bedroom 1 bath 1800 sq ft house cost?
<1> that's 170 square meters.
<0> JJ: if you check thinkgeek for newest geek outfits - you Do follow some fashion.
<2> Menno: here? **** if I know. I know I wont be able to afford it the next 30 years
<1> me too :)
<1> I'm going to build.
<1> A plot of land is a LOT cheaper
<2> hehe
<0> im going to buy. both appartments and land.
<3> Jostein: Unaffordable unless you work two jobs or have a wealthy spouse, eh?
<0> sell it in a few when prices go up
<2> hmmm... when I said tokyo couldnt possibly be THAT much more expensive



<2> PolarWolf: yeah and then some
<1> cheeksy: you get killed on the costs of buying & selling
<3> Jostein: Same here
<1> taxes, real estate agent fees..
<2> I didnt mean I could get apartments -cheaper- in tokyo
<1> realtors here are starting to demand 7%.
<2> jesus
<0> Menno: depends where :o) not in Russia :o)
<1> lol true
<3> Menno: Hoising markets are the biggest load of moneymaking bull**** around
<3> s/Hoi/Hou/
<3> Real estate agent? I mean **** that, what keeps me from walking up to someone and saying "hey, I wanna buy"
<3> Notary declaration? **** that, I don't need one to buy a car, why do I need one for a house?
<0> in russia only probably moscow uses hell lot of real estate agents
<0> most of them people deal directly
<0> through nautorius - whateverthespelling is
<3> Taxes? Bleh. Taxation reports? Scam. Etc.
<3> All in all you gotta add at least 10% to the sales price to cover all those costs.
<0> PeeWee :o)))
<2> PolarWolf: I like how I cant get a damn place of my own in this town unless I can handle a load of 2million NOK
<3> I should become a realestate agent
<3> Jostein: Yeah
<3> Jostein: I can get a morgage for like 130kEUR with my income. Can't even get a broomcloset for that.
<2> PolarWolf: I know
<3> cheeksy: Hey gorgeous.
<4> jgaddis found your oids?
<3> cheeksy: BTW, **** fashion. Jeans and a T-shirt will do.
<2> PolarWolf: what pisses me off is that people are building micro-apartments. like 30m^2. and thats almost the only thing getting buildt these days
<3> Jostein: Yeah, that or villas
<0> PeeWee: thats like my everyday outfit :o) well, tops, not shirts as yet
<2> who the **** wants an apartment where you cant fit a bed AND a couch?
<3> Jostein: Of course my demands are high, freestanding, bit of garden, etc.
<3> cheeksy: What's wrong with looking similar every day?
<0> PeeWee: did i say something was wrong? i wear what comfortable. dressing up is for dates, events and outings
<0> i dont use make up unless i teach adults
<3> cheeksy: I don't want you to dress up for a date with me :)
<0> PeeWee: i dont want you to show up for a date in some sloppy clothes :o)
<0> speaking of which, i had an interesting date today
<2> heh
<5> haha
<0> well, was supposed to be called a date but as i found out the guy had a girlfriend in another country i told him it was just a friendly outing for drinks :o)
<0> why guys get shocked when you tell them you dont date married guys and guys with girlfriends?
<3> cheeksy: jeans and t-shirt :P
<3> Anyway
<0> PeeWee: slacks and shirt
<6> cheeksy: because they want to tap that ***.
<6> thats why.
<0> D-side: well, good luck tapping someone else's ***. mine is sacred.
<0> he was like "oh i wanted to invite you over" i said: "can i bring a bunch of friends?" :o)
<6> cheeksy: it doesn't necessarily mean your anus dear.
<6> cheeksy: and thats a good move.
<0> D-side: i didnt mean my anus.
<6> cheeksy: phew. we dodged a bullet there then eh?
<0> D-side: you did ;o)
<2> hehehe
<7> Hi all
<7> I am trying to install Linux on my Dell Dimension 1100
<0> Ricksy
<7> Tried Knoppix 3.6



<8> cheeksy
<7> says Sound Card, Video Card not recognized, also not burning DVDs
<7> asks for 16+- DVD
<7> doesn't accept 8+ DVD
<7> please ***ist
<8> cheeksy: So, you're trying to date hitched men?
<7> The PC is brand new
<0> ksh: i didnt know he had a girlfriend till i met him for drinks
<7> Knoppix OS 3.6 is a few years old. Can this be the issue ?
<0> i suspected though but he wouldnt say yes or no
<8> cheeksy: suuuure ;)
<8> cheeksy: if she's in another country, it doesn't count anyway ;)
<0> ksh: oh so counts.
<9> damnit, i can't figure out how to dial into the voicemail
<10> Strider-: sounds like a personal problem
<9> hehe
<2> Strider-: its low-tech. no wonder :P
<9> hehe.
<9> I got my code wrong, it kicks me out, now the voicemail button on the phone doesn't work.
<8> cheeksy: no it doesn't
<8> :)
<5> cheeksy: casanovas are ubiquitous!
<8> Strider-: I've done that before...locked myself out before...
<0> ksh: then why committing? could just let each other go :o)
<5> Jostein: drink the wine? =p
<9> ksh: I entered the p***word once
<8> Strider-: it doesn't help that $work makes me change my code very 60 or 90 days
<2> tsokolat: well. I was thinking I could do more than just that :P
<8> cheeksy: I would
<0> tsokolat: pity though - smart and handsome guy. i told him we can stay friends :o)
<0> china will spoil him anyway
<0> ksh: i wouldnt creat a distance anymore. had enough of distance relationships.
<0> they ****. works for some but majority doesnt
<8> cheeksy: SO, I guess you and me are no more?
<11> Guys, I've just installed kubuntu linux on my laptop, and it seems to have problems configuring my DVD-ROM. I get such messages every 30 seconds in the console: ata2: translated ATA stat/err
<0> ksh: we were together??? how come i didnt know????
<8> cheeksy: don't be so modest
<0> ksh: i must have had amnesia
<11> anyone have idea on how to fix that?
<8> cheeksy: that's not such a bad thing
<2> ksh: she just wont admit to dating anal-rapists in public. you know that
<0> ksh: was it good for you???
<0> Jostein icky.
<8> cheeksy: Yeah...you thought it was amazing
<0> ksh: i must have lied and faked...
<8> cheeksy: No worries...it was all about me anyway...
<8> I got what I needed
<8> ;)
<0> ksh: well, dont you need so little...
<8> Yeah, I don't need a lot...
<8> just 30 seconds
<0> ksh: so, hows wife and kid?
<0> :o)
<8> they are well
<8> Son started 6th grade today
<0> dont they just grow so fast, these kids
<8> Yeah
<8> He's turning 11 this month
<0> i havent seen my kids for couple weeks and they are so much taller already
<8> that ****s
<0> i wonder how tall my primary school kids are after summer
<0> especially teenagers
<0> some of them were as tall as me when i last saw them
<1> are you really short?
<1> I dated a chick who was 4'9" once.
<8> It will not be too long before my son grows taller than his mother
<0> no
<0> i am 5'8
<1> I remember when I p***ed up my mother. It was a LONG time ago.
<8> I was in my early teens when I p***ed my mother
<0> my mom is 164cm tall
<0> dont know in feet and inches
<0> my sister is even shorter


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