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<0> never ever ever take a salaried job
<1> siglite: server farm manager on call, and Jr Network Admin ....
<2> kockstand: How much do you make per hour?
<0> oh, not much at all
<3> JackStorm: yeah. right now I'm kinda co-managing it all.
<2> jgaddis: You should at least allow me to view them :)
<0> i don't work in IT
<3> though, it's not a huge amount of ****.
<4> Isn't Solaris/x86 free?
<3> maybe, 40 servers, 30 firewalls, 30 IDS/IPS boxen, 400 websites, few hundred email domains
<1> jgaddis: Solaris et.al is free unless you use it to make a profit.
<3> that's just our internal ****.
<4> JackStorm: Nah, just wanna download and install in VMware.
<3> I'm expected to bill 35 hours outside the organization on top of managing that **** though.
<2> jgaddis: Yes, it should be
<1> siglite: I had that and a 5ESS



<4> Grrr. they're "offline for system upgrades"
<2> jgaddis: https://www.sun.com/download/sdl.jsp?5005588c-36f3-11d6-9cec-fc96f718e113=1
<3> JackStorm: 5ess... dreamy. I love those things, and it's been soooo long since I've played with one of those or a definity
<4> Daakman: Yeah, got there... when clicking the download links I get the offline message.
<3> JackStorm: though, the definities are depricated now. I forget what they're calling thier new ****.
<2> jgaddis: That's Solaris 10, of course
<2> oh
<1> siglite: so you would do 120 a week if you had a 5E to play with.
<2> yep, I got the same
<2> oh well
<4> I should try to find Solaris 9... at least I have a book on that.
<4> Daakman: Yeah, I'll get it later.
<2> jgaddis: in the meantime, you can let me see those pics ;)
<3> JackStorm: I'd think about doing 120 a week if I had one to play with. At least for a few weeks :)
<1> siglite: the new **** from lucient is ****
<3> JackStorm: oh yeah? seriously? We've been looking at thier solution. Parent company's thinking about going VOIP across the enterprise. We're half tempted to go asterisk and tell all the big vendors to **** a dong.
<2> Lucent still exists?
<1> siglite: btw this 5E was one floor up from Quest one floor down from Sprint, we had the roof and all dishes where ours (for usenet no less)..
<3> hah
<4> Daakman: You can login now.
<3> Daakman: yeah
<3> Daakman: they're avaya now.
<2> jgaddis: That's good stuff :)
<2> jgaddis: You can delete the account again now :)
<4> Daakman: Done. =)
<2> jgaddis: I just had to have a look...when you were giving it out the other night, I was on my work laptop...was not able to have a peak
<1> siglite: it took the "Sr Network Admin" 6months to ask me about this drop in traffic every day at 3am that lasted 2hours, because for 6months he tried to find what T1/T3++ was going down every morning per his "MRTG logs"
<2> siglite: I did not know that
<1> siglite: had to explain INN to him...and he still didn't get it
<4> Heh.
<4> We're in a big mess because Indiana is changing timezones permanently.
<2> jgaddis: say what?
<1> jgaddis: what side of the divide are you going to?
<3> oh yeah
<3> that's right, you guys are changing
<1> jgaddis: 30mins?
<4> I'm going to EDT.
<2> Really?
<2> I didn't know that
<4> But once we change the TZ on our Exchange servers, appointments will be off by an hour.
<4> Any already existing one, that is.
<1> jgaddis: thats a bug call MS :)
<2> How did this come about?
<5> I'm glad our time never changes here
<4> Daakman: Since the beginning of time, part of Indiana has been on one timezone and the rest of another. The State recently p***ed a bill so that we're all on the same timezone, so about half of us have to change.
<2> jgaddis: she's hot, BTW :)
<4> Heh, thanks.
<1> Daakman: Indiana was a dual time zone state.
<2> ****s for Indianan
<2> Indiana too
<4> JackStorm: Not for much longer.
<2> jgaddis: she has nice sweater puppets :)
<1> Daakman: no the twin citys **** when it comes to time zones and call letter.
<4> Daakman: http://www.jeremygaddis.com/gallery2/v/us/100_0253.JPG.html
<1> jgaddis: you need to be on EDT,I grew up in MI ...hell .la.us needs to be EDT too
<2> jgaddis: ahhahaah
<2> jgaddis: Let her know I did :)
<4> Daakman: I posted all the pictures the other night, then she came over and I told her about it, so she posed for that one. =)
<2> jgaddis: that's funny
<1> jgaddis: you know thats a good pic for some PGP/gd foo



<2> jgaddis: At least she's good spirited about it :)
<4> JackStorm: Say what?
<6> my puku nui, even
<1> jgaddis: white out the paper, and use php and gd to put text on the fly
<4> JackStorm: Heh.
<2> jgaddis: Does she enjoy thinking about the possibility of some dude in Europe *********ing to her? :)
<4> Daakman: Dunno, she's definitely an attention whore, though.
<4> I think she likes it, though she won't admit it.
<2> jgaddis: That could prove beneficial to you, y'know....you could become a pr0n star :)
<1> jgaddis: give me a few mins and that would end up s/pics/penis/
<7> with a name like jeremy he should be a porn star
<2> Yeah
<3> night folks
<4> Later siglite.
<2> g'night siglite
<6> night siglite
<2> jgaddis could be friend with Ron Jeremy :)
<8> night, siglite
<4> Don't wanna lose that ****.
<8> hello jgaddis
<2> jgaddis: You have a dalmation?
<2> I love dalmations
<2> If they were more child friendly, I'd consider buying one
<2> jgaddis: BTW< send me a copy of that CD :)
<4> Ours is really good w/ kids.
<1> jgaddis: ok look I'm sure I've been out of it, and I'm sorry for asking if this brings up bad memories...but what happend to Lidsey?
<2> jgaddis: Is it really? I've heard that they are questionable when it comes to kids...
<4> Daakman: *shrug* I heard that too, but I haven't seen it yet. The only thing this dog will do is maybe lick you to death, he's really friendly and well-behaved.
<4> JackStorm: Heh, still not sure... supposedly we're not together, but she's still been here all the time.
<4> She's not real keen on the idea of me taking a new job and moving.
<2> jgaddis: hrmm, will have to look into them then...I think they're great looking dogs
<1> jgaddis: ouch!
<9> the woman done pissed me off today(dont ask)...but now shes relaxing on my couch, watching a DVD that is running from my workstation via xine and being output to the TV...I am debating SSH'n to the workstation via my ipaq, and executing a init 6
<1> Steakk: QOS it
<2> steakk: just go **** her
<9> Daakman: not in the mood
<9> yea, i said it
<2> steakk: rape her then
<1> or like Daakman said SHSQ (Service her and show Quality)
<9> what part of: 'I am not in the mood to sleep with her' gets confusing?
<2> jgaddis: What did you pay for her?
<4> Daakman: Heh, too damn much. =)
<2> Steakk: What part of "rape" and "sleep with her" are confusing?
<9> Daakman: thats just crossing the line there
<1> Steakk: she's on your couch/etc... kick her hour then and order take out.
<10> Hi everybody!
<1> s%hour%out%
<9> I think it would be more entertaining to kill the xine process, or reboot the machine...get her irritated
<2> Steakk: both of you might find it to be fun and exciting?
<9> she pissed me off, so, I'll piss her off (but she wont know its me)
<2> jgaddis: Seriously, was it more than $500?
<4> Daakman: I've paid thousands for her since we first met, heh.
<7> steakk sup?
<1> Steakk: ohh then media mix in some lesbian porn.
<9> alo docfu
<2> jgaddis: What was the initial price?
<2> jgaddis: I know that caring for them is much more expensive...btu am wondering how much it is just to buy them
<1> Steakk: but knowing you you don't have it...let me guess she's watching Brokeback Mountian
<9> nah, some movie called 'the cave'
<4> Daakman: The up-front price was fairly low, it's the ongoing maintenance charges that'll kill ya. =)
<2> jgaddis: my wife has expressed and interest in a dog...and I have thought about getting a Dalmation or a Yorkshire Terrier
<4> Daakman: OH!
<4> You mean the dog!
<2> hahaha
<2> yeah
<4> My bad


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