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<0> shields_: though, I do have it in mp3 :)
<1> Daakman: side effect of this, if I can calculate the period of a discrete log in O(1) I can compress your DVD9 in to not more than 4096bits.
<0> JackStorm: Good luck with that
<1> and decompress it in O(1)
<2> JackStorm: Because everyone could afford decoding that eh?
<1> Daakman: it's a 10year old theory I came up with...and I've been making major progress on the decompression (and this relates to RSA and cryptography in general)
<0> JackStorm: Good luck with that
<1> Pizbit: a DVD in 4K, everyone couls afford that
<2> JackStorm: The return of the floppy!?
<2> JackStorm: I meant the hardware to decode it
<1> Pizbit: I can do it right now, but it will take the age of the universe plus 2 to the power of 2 to decode it, I'm looking for the holy grail in math.
<0> must pee
<0> brb
<3> JackStorm: wait wait... you think you can compress billions of bits into 4096?
<1> Pizbit: and this directly relates to RSA and the like of one way fast functions.
<2> JackStorm: Mmkay, so how many people are going to live that long?:)
<1> kockstand: I can take a 4096b number and get logical bit patterns out of it via my wave form of a discrete log
<1> basicly I'm talking about bringing quantum computing back to cl***ical computers.
<4> wow
<4> landlords brought me a tabler
<4> but now i can't sit on the couch and type
<5> hey guyz, im having trouble with my wireless card , im using suse 9.1 any1 here can give me a hand plz
<5> im not able to make my wireless conenction work ,even tho ive read some articles, i tryed some stuff. but still when i type IWCONFIG it shows 3 devices and says thaT NO WIRELESS EXTENTION DETECTED
<0> back
<2> libolt: You grave digger you.
<3> JackStorm: ok, seeing as how i barely p***ed diffEQ and didn't go any further, and that was 5 years ago... i'm not exactly sure what you mean by a discrete log
<0> ball00n: iirc, iwconfig only works with devices for which you already have drivers for...
<5> ok, i have "installed " this nsidwrapper thing, i found a website it said to install the RPM , i cliced somestuff got installed, but do i need to do anything else after installing it?
<6> ball00n: You mean like actually reading the instructions?
<6> ball00n: Like actually learning something?
<7> Pizbit: nah too much work, easier to use a butchers knife on the nearest cluebie
<1> kockstand: ok bad example, but think about this, F is the function of N, N is the data we are encoding, then find the period of N (and thats totient(N)/4). prime data compress less but add one and it compresses more, and thus track your level of compression.
<5> well ive read some instructions, ive read some articles of ppl who had this problem, and hmm ive learned some stuff but still didnt get my thing to work
<6> ball00n: If you think you need to use ndiswrapper for some reason, did you consider actually providing the ndis driver for your NIC to it?
<1> kockstand: a 2048bit number holds more atoms than there are in the universe...it's a simple find the the wave form...the problem is finding the wave form...thats they cryptography works.
<6> ball00n: Or did you expect it to magically find it somewhere?
<6> ball00n: Oh, wait, that's right... you claimed you'd read the instructions.
<3> why do linux nuts have to be ***es?
<3> just because a newbie can't figure something out
<6> When a "linux nut" joins the channel, you can ask him/her.
<3> you act as if you could diagnose a car problem with manual in hand
<6> ball00n: Did I ask you to /msg me and just don't remember it?
<0> kockstand: I've diagnosed many car problems with my Chilton's manuals
<5> whats goin on here, man, im asking for a little of help, are u willing to help or not?!
<0> In fact, I don't believe there is a car problem I cannot diagnose, provided I have the manuals
<6> kockstand: Me? Hardly. What do I know about cars? That's why I pay a mechanic.
<6> kockstand: Rather than pretending I know something about it.
<6> ball00n: Spell, here. This is not your cell phone's IM client.
<3> Daakman: a manual cannot tell you everything about a car
<0> kockstand: You don't have to know "everything"
<0> just enough
<0> When I fixed my own vehicles, I never misdiagnosed a problem
<3> what types of problems did you have?
<0> because I was smart enough to read the manuals
<0> hahahaha
<0> ****
<3> oh, sorry, did i bust you?
<0> kockstand: You speak as if people don't have problems with vehicles
<3> Daakman: i didn't say that at all
<0> you implied it
<3> how?
<3> i made an analogy to car trouble
<1> Daakman: ok 1996 jeep Grand Chrokee Limited 4x4, driving at 45MPH my right front tire starts to squeel....whats the problem?
<0> Right...and I explained that when I fixed my own cars, there was nothing I could not diagnose without the proper manuals
<0> same is true for anything
<3> not true
<3> software (and vehicles) are so complex that you can't learn everything with 10,000 pages of manuals
<3> unless JackStorm can compress it into a 4096 bit number
<0> JackStorm: Could be brakes...though, I've heard of issues with tranmissions in the Cherokees that could be the problem
<1> Daakman: no, I have the spare tire on that end
<0> Could be the ABS system and/or wheel bearings
<3> i would have guessed you ran over a pig
<1> ie: radial difference with a 4x4 all the time.
<1> kockstand: not many of them here, nutria..I'd take that.
<4> tsokolat!
<1> Daakman: but I cheated you, I didn't give you all the information/
<0> JackStorm: There could always be more information. That's why it is more profitable for one to either a) RTFM or b) Pay someone to fix it
<0> JackStorm: Though b) tend to be more expensive than a) ;)
<2> JackStorm: Actually you cheated by not letting him look at the problem with his own eyes. :)
<1> Daakman: said jeep to get it moveable again will cost me $500...$450 if I do it my self half ***ed.
<8> hey docfu, JackStorm!
<8> g'evening all
<3> it's about 30 seconds in morning here
<9> man
<9> this is a lotta damned work.
<0> JackStorm: honestly, I have a hard time believeing that, because labor costs are usually more than 50% of the repair costs...I have a hard time believing that you could fix something for $50 less than a professionsal job, unless you're being cut a deal by the repair shop
<1> kockstand: she's a west coaster and all good.
<4> i'm sipping hot cocoa, my boss dropped off a new table for me
<9> it's 1am on a sunday morning.
<9> enough ****ing work.
<4> its 'interesting' in that its cats eye shaped with 4 chairs
<0> heya siglite
<9> Daakman: hey
<0> siglite: Howsit?
<0> siglite: working?
<0> siglite: I gave up work when I left the office at midnight friday night :)
<1> Daakman: Tires hit me for $150/ea I need two, balance I can't do but Sears will do it for free, and I need a new Battery $100, Sears will give me back core on that, and a free tune up (ie: new plugs, and flush the fluids)
<0> siglite: I put my work cell phone on silent...
<0> siglite: I've gotten two calls that I never answered and called back for c:)
<3> JackStorm: what exactly is the problem?
<3> oh nm
<1> kockstand: with the jeep? I got hit by a Uhaul truck, and Uhaul insurance it's paying up, and I need my ride now
<0> JackStorm: As I said, unless the repair shop is giving you a break....free balancing and tune up are a break :)
<0> jackStorm: the core is a gimme, any place will give you a core returns
<9> Daakman: heh, yeah
<4> tsokolat so i learned to play some more blues, and three blind mice and brother john
<9> Daakman: we're doing a pretty big email migration, and I just found out my deadline switched from 30 days to 6
<0> siglite: dude...that BLOWS
<2> siglite: ****, that's worse than the stuff we get screwed with.
<9> Daakman: 220 domains and all thier users.
<8> docfu: cool!.. been playing Norwegian Wood here
<0> siglite: How many users?
<9> < 1000
<9> most of 'em are pretty small.
<1> siglite: you work for JP Morgan/Chase Manhattan/Bank One/et al??
<9> JackStorm: nope
<0> siglite: migrating to different OS or MTA/MDA platform?
<9> different MTA/AV/AS gateway platform
<1> siglite: they pulled a you have 1 week to migrate your **** on me
<0> yeah, that ****s
<9> JackStorm: hah
<0> siglite: 6 days is not nearly enough time to plan for that
<0> siglite: sounds like my job ;)
<9> well, I don't get paid any more for this **** because I'm working on a Sunday morning
<10> We worked on our mail migration for 3+ months.
<0> siglite: I know your pain
<11> bedtime. later boys.
<0> jgaddis!
<0> g'night D-side
<4> brb
<9> I was able to plan it in about an hour. I'm intimately familiar with all of the systems involved.
<0> jgaddis: You changed the p***wd, dammit
<0> ;)
<1> siglite: last job I had was salaried...I work 120hours a week :(
<10> Daakman: No, I deleted the account. :P
<9> JackStorm: **** on that.
<0> jgaddis: I never got a chance to look at the pics cause I was at work....dammit
<10> I went to meet up w/ our head of HR today... drank three beers w/ her then came home and smoked 1/3 of a joint... then slept for ~7 hours. =)
<3> never ever ever take a salaried job
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