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<OldMonk> i've met maybe 3 good OO programmers/designers in my life
<JackStorm> XyZzY: ummm, no, all my programing is object oriented, the object is $$$ and I want it!
<CancerMan> JackStorm: But the instant you shove a non-procedural language (like SQL) in front of them, then they will crumble like the delicate... eh.
<XyZzY> SQL is my biatch. still some stupid things wrong with it
<rofler> mofo
<JackStorm> CancerMan: I've never had an issue with SQL...I found it simple.
<XyZzY> If you know sets you know SQL
<OldMonk> sets? who knows sets?
<CancerMan> Heh... SQL is SUPPOSED to be simple.
<CancerMan> No. Wait. It's supposed to be relational.
<rofler> do Gateway notebooks **** ?
<XyZzY> no
<JackStorm> CancerMan: honestly I think every comp sci major etc... needs to take a lit cl***, and a creative writing cl*** before they can take comp lang.
<CancerMan> rofler: Their intakes do.
<CancerMan> I think every compsci major needs to build at least one computer, and use it to control something.
<CancerMan> ...like a computer controlled potato gun.
<XyZzY> rofler: Sony's do. lots of non-standard unsupported hardware in them. (If you are talking about anything other than the one version of OS that does come with them)
<XyZzY> s/potatoe/stun/
<JackStorm> CancerMan: nod, that too, but they need to learn to to think first, and not drag and drop and go "ohhhh lookie what I wrote"
<cheeksy> afternoon
<CancerMan> XyZzY: Ha. I had to put WinXP on one that came with Win2K. I got to speak to India regaurding a video driver. Even though they claim they support WinXP on that laptop, they don't support VIDEO for WinXP.
<JackStorm> evening cheeksy babe
<CancerMan> ...my solution was to rebuild the laptop with Win2K, rip the driver from it's cold dead fingers, then install WinXP and the Win2K driver.
<XyZzY> CancerMan: so you got a laptop with no video. cute.
<CancerMan> It HAS video... Just craptastic video that is slow.
<XyZzY> j0 cheeksy
<XyZzY> CancerMan: like I said Vaio's are crap
<CancerMan> And I was confirming, sir.
<CancerMan> Kinda like drinking 3 cups of Dr. Pepper and then popping a Mentos must ****.
<CancerMan> ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRBkQe_lwak
<XyZzY> Ooooch that must hurt
<CancerMan> In that video, she did it with Pepsi and Mentos.
<cheeksy> rhowe: so, 2 days left?
<OldMonk> whitecap:
<XyZzY> rhowe: Dum Dum Dum DUM de duM dum dum de dum...
<OldMonk> rhowe: you actually getting married?
<cheeksy> JackStorm :o)
<cheeksy> XyZzY
<cheeksy> OldMonk: Hi, Handsome!
<CancerMan> XyZzY: Is that the theme song from Explorers?
<OldMonk> cheeksy
<XyZzY> cheeksy!
<XyZzY> CancerMan: thinking more of the dirge march
<XyZzY> could also be the theme music for Darth Vader too
<CancerMan> Ahh. that's what I thought the dirge march was.
<CancerMan> Or what you were referring to it as.
<CancerMan> (It's really the Imperial March)
<XyZzY> never saw Explorers so I'll take your word for it
<CancerMan> It's a movie about some kids who build a spaceship out of a carnival ride, a car battery, and old television set, and an Apple IIc with a mystical 128k memory configuration.
<CancerMan> ...per alien instructions.
<XyZzY> Ah, man that one? Geeze and here I thought I had forgot it.
<CancerMan> Well... There you go.
<CancerMan> I loved that movie.
<XyZzY> what do Real Science and T3 have in common?
<Nanuq> hmm
<Nanuq> 1 kg of tea for $679.15
<Caperusita> huh?
<Nanuq> Not everything out of .cn is cheap.
<woodlums> that's cheap
<Caperusita> thats too damn expensive for china!
<Nanuq> http://www.goldenteahouse.com/tea.php?tea=76
<Caperusita> even if i buy like most expensive tea and send you - it will still be like 3 times cheaper than the above
<OldMonk> must be darjeeling
<Nanuq> Caperusita: Well you know how I see it..
<Nanuq> Caperusita: The most expensive tea is cheaper than the cheapest beer ;)
<OldMonk> Nanuq: huh?
<Caperusita> from China? Darjeeling?
<Caperusita> they dont have Darjeeling in China.
<Caperusita> they have some strange black tea, that they call actually red tea, strange green tea, tons of flower teas.
<Caperusita> yuck.
<Nanuq> this one is cheaper
<Nanuq> 50g for $8.95 USD
<Nanuq> 1kg for $152.15
<Caperusita> gosh. i can never live in your part of the world unless i make like over 10,000USD a month.
<Caperusita> after tax.
<Caperusita> this morning i woke up and decided i like shopping.
<OldMonk> Nanuq: have you ever done that? woken up and decided to go shopping?
<woodlums> I've woken up and decided to sleep again
<OldMonk> yeah, that i do everyday :)
<woodlums> Now THAT Is daring
<woodlums> is suse linux any good?
<woodlums> version 10.1 for 64 bit amd
<ozzoll> woodlums: give it a go
<Caperusita> not go shopping.
<Caperusita> that I like shopping.
<Caperusita> shopping part is coming end of month when mom's coming over.
<Caperusita> that would be shopping to kill.
<kanodogg> any sug for a first time LINUX user? considering slax or mandrake
<waznz> kanodogg: 1. spelling out your words here. 2. not slax, and it's now mandriva - or try ubuntu or kubuntu
<rofler> I want to make opera or firefox to gather specified links (eg those contain a term, eg .zip) in every webpage I visit, and gather specified web content (eg gif files) in every webpage I visit, what program language can do that ?
<vIkSiT> hi all
<ubuntu__> HURRA
<ubuntu__> im connection from gnome chat at last
<nuovotolinux> hahaah im real happy rofler i new i could do it
<nuovotolinux> was it u i was speaking to before?
<rofler> no
<nuovotolinux> in installed ubuntu now i did remove all hd is that the way to remove xp?
<nuovotolinux> and using synaptic at last i installed gnome xchat
<nuovotolinux> did i do right on the ubuntu install i did remove all hd couse i had xp on before
<nuovotolinux> ?
<nuovotolinux> hello the guy who helped me before are u here?
<nuovotolinux> i forgott the nick sorry
<nuovotolinux> i hope i can install kvirc soon couse this gnome xchat is orrible
<usu2> hy guys
<usu2> I have a problem. I'm installing openwebmail and I need the modify command on fedora 3
<usu2> is there an equivalent command for it ?
<usu2> http://openwebmail.org/openwebmail/doc/readme.txt
<XyZzY> prometheus_: nick of the month club? ;)
<prometheus_> yeah =)
<prometheus_> i need a utility that can crack the p***word protection on ms word .doc files...
<the_hydra> prometheus_: check the tool collection of FCCU Linux Live CD, one of them is ms word cracking tool
<the_hydra> prometheus_: http://www.lnx4n6.be/
<prometheus_> excellent. i'll look into that. thanks.
<the_hydra> prometheus_: you're welcome
<the_hydra> OOT....guys, what do you consider as the finest Linux online publication so far?
<XyZzY> publication of what?
<the_hydra> sorry, i mean, "online magazine"
<the_hydra> howtos, tip and tricks, in depth explanation, things like that
<XyZzY> well google is a plethora of information. if you want treeware there are several Linux based mags that are excelent
<XyZzY> if you are looking for what people have done with linux I would suggest browsing through freshmeat.net, and sourceforge.org
<the_hydra> hm ok
<wlfshmn> .. some poeple dress rather oddly.. http://md5.se/piratdemo/SANY0064.jpg
<XyZzY> I don't know what is more scary about that picture. the paintshop explosion or the horde of drab zombies
<XyZzY> feel like I need to put the soundtrack of "Shawn of the Dead to it"
<Manhattan> hello
<Manhattan> what the best linux for Dual Xeon 64 bit ?
<Manhattan> where place for download fedora core for xeon 64 ?
<wlfshmn> XyZzY: That rather typical clothing style I would say ;)
<wlfshmn> XyZzY: when I do laundry, a good three quarters of is goes into the dark colored pile
<prometheus_> anybody have a one-liner for converting the "seconds since epoch" numbers to human-readable date/times?
<wlfshmn> wtf.. they removed freeradius from testing
<wlfshmn> those bastards!
<wlfshmn> w00t! today is the one year aniversary of sarge, and the nine year anniversary of bo ;)
<wlfshmn> damn limited space
<Manhattan> x86_64 is correctly for dual xeon ?
<wlfshmn> atleast for 50xx and 70xx series Xeons..
<Manhattan> I have http://www.intel.com/design/servers/boards/se7520bd2/
<wlfshmn> Manhattan: It's more relevant to know more details about your CPU
<Nanuq> http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=56
<Nanuq> wlfshmn: eliminate the faq, nobody reads it anyhow
<Nanuq> wlfshmn: and s/Congratulations/w00t/
<Manhattan> wlfshmn is 3 ghz
<Nanuq> is that his clockrate?
<Nanuq> learn something everyday
<wlfshmn> Nanuq: I'm a bit overclocked.
<Nanuq> wlfshmn: yeah, three billion things a second? I'm lucky to do three things in a day.


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