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<0> Tamahome: how goes?
<1> mmm, OK, working on my vlog website
<1> much to D-side's disgust, anyhow.
<2> Tamahome: just give him some pics of a macbook pro and he'll forget all about it :)
<3> or my mac mini?
<3> (intel version)
<2> I'm sure he doesn't want to see your stains on it
<4> that will get him drooling
<3> Hey - no stains on it.
<3> (I wipe up immediately after any ... spills)
<4> yeah but forensic police work always find evidence
<3> That's why I burn the evidence
<5> eh?
<5> they package their own?
<6> yeah. for drac3s



<6> it just hung the server i'm migrating to
<1> yay.
<7> hello guys
<7> why do i get scratchy noises when logging into gnome? im using sarge
<6> oh good. keyboard isn't interactive
<6> aagh
<1> simulcra: noisy HD? monitor resolution switch?
<7> i dont think so, on fluxbox everything audio works ok
<7> but on gnome the volume manager tells me there's no sound device
<1> oh I don't know about sound in Linux anymore
<7> Tamahome :)
<1> at a guess, it's probably something to do with sound daemons
<7> ok thanks, probably conflicts of some kind
<0> heh
<0> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Potlatch_gas.jpg
<1> blah, frustrated with this JS error... gonna go play some Oblivion
<6> today isn't my day
<6> this server is hanging one service shy of ssh
<8> And which service is that?
<6> racvnc
<8> And isn't it technically a 'daemon'?
<6> uh, yeah. :P
<8> racvnc... Never heard of that one.
<6> and there goes my maintenance window
<8> So why is SSH down?
<6> i was rebooting
<8> Uh huh?
<8> And the like... reboot failedz0r?
<6> its not finishing booting
<8> Ouch.
<8> And basically, you gotta do it manumatically.
<6> and the RAC isn't letting me type in single user mode
<8> Ouch.
<8> So it the machine somewhere where you can physically access it?
<6> tomorrow, hopefully. or this week
<6> so annoying
<6> framebuffer is killing the keyboar,d methinks
<6> that's nofb, right?
<8> I have no idea. I use TightVNC on Windows 2000.
<6> heh
<8> Although I think a better solution is serial console connected to a modem or some kind of terminal server.
<6> damn. yeah. i lose.
<9> hello
<9> is there any one here for linux help?
<4> no
<4> putty on a PDA myself
<4> I should try the vnc for pda
<10> rofl
<8> XyZzY: Explain please?
<8> Err,,,
<8> XyZzY: EXPLAIN VERBOSE SELECT * FROM whatthehellyouretalkingabout WHERE UCASE(nick) = 'XYZZY';
<4> CancerMan: what? about VNC for PocketPC?
<8> XyZzY: Yes sir. :D
<8> So that I might increase my intellectual quotient.
<4> your comment about TightVNC reminded me about a toy I had not tried yet
<8> Ahh.
<4> specificly VNC client for PPC



<4> wanna see how itty bitty teeny weenie it will be on this thing
<8> It'd be really kick *** to be able to start my car from a PDA.
<4> CancerMan: probably could with bluetooth
<11> XyZzY: It's extremely small and slow on my Motorola A630
<4> reality: how many Mhz is that one? got a Axim x50v w 624mhz cpu myself
<11> XyZzY: Pffft...mhz. Good one.
<11> XyZzY: It's a cell phone with only GPRS
<4> CancerMan: now that I think of it a bit. probably real easy to find a basic stamp processor with bluetooth you could hack up for the module in the car. then a bit of software on a PDA and viola
<8> XyZzY: Acutally, you can get a slower, longer range RF-modem that I would prefer to use...
<8> ...and that dosn't use 2.4GHz... It instead uses the 900MHz range.
<4> CancerMan: I'm thinking in terms of hardware a PDA already has as well
<4> IrDa might work as well
<8> Ack. No no... I mean something that could be longer range.
<4> why would you need long range?
<8> To roll the windows up from my office.
<8> Or to have the car ID itself in the pharking lot.
<4> able to start vehicle, (un)lock doors, turn on A/C
<4> oh yeah, can't forget. Turn on KITT lights :P
<8> Sure. Able to turn the headlights on and honk the horn. Able to reset the OBD2 light from across the parking lot.
<4> that would be just as dooable
<8> *nod*
<4> have a LED flasher at the end of the antennae
<8> Just like a panasonic phone.
<8> Eh. My antennae retracts.
<8> Now raise the antenna? Yes. Flash the hazard lights? Sure. Fire the wing mounted gatlain guns? ROCK AWN!
<8> Eh.
<4> you know you want it
<8> Actually, to me it'd be more important for the car to be able to call if it wants a decision made... like should it open the windows.
<4> "I'm lonely sitting here in the boring parking lot... can I hump that cute Mercedes over there?"
<8> Hahaha.
<12> haha new /. layout
<6> they did it?
<6> hey yeah
<5> i like it.
<0> thanks a lot :P
<0> as if I didn't have enough on my stack :P
<5> bedtime soon.
<8> Hrm.
<13> that new layout is pretty slick
<4> CancerMan: sounds like a plan for monday morning
<5> laters.
<14> hi all
<15> OldMonk: hiya
<14> hi whitecap
<8> Oh my. Actually, there's already a video of a girl who drinks pepsi and eats mentos.
<14> rhowe's getting married?
<8> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRBkQe_lwak
<8> Don't turn around! (uh oh!) Der Commiserator's in town! (Uh ohhh!)
<14> heh
<0> OM
<14> hi Nanuq
<0> OldMonk: goeshow?
<14> goes
<0> OldMonk: excellent
<8> Heh. Does anyone have Prince Albert in a can? Because that's the ONLY way he's not gonna have any more kids.
<16> whats the best program language to learn ?
<14> perl
<15> qbasic
<0> ruby
<16> I see
<0> actually, Ada :)
<16> can ruby be implemented in many ocasions?
<8> rofler: Duh. Machine language!
<8> If you're leaning ANYTHING other than PL/1, then you will not be prepared to program for the HOT new DIGITAL COMPUTER from IBM... The IBM/360.
<8> Although I guess you could also learn COBOL.
<17> CancerMan: what ever happend to learning programing as flow of logic, and design understanding, and then reading up on api inferfacing and going with the flow?
<4> rofler: RPG III
<17> CancerMan: I think everyone needs to know Fortran, COBOL, BASIC, RPG*, and basic ASM
<8> JackStorm: Modern programmers happened. They write random syntactic musings until the code works.
<14> then they call it object-oriented
<4> bah object oriented is highly overrated
<14> i've met maybe 3 good OO programmers/designers in my life


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