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<0> K_F thoughtso lol
<1> DO NOT TOUCH THE BIG RED BUTTON
<2> Don't touch it! It's the history eraser button, you fool!
<0> *giggles*
<0> K_F yep i know the sort
<3> you eeeeeeediot
<0> *giggles*
<4> what, we have no history anymore?
<0> good i didnt like history cl***
<0> :p
<2> OldMonk: Ren & Stimpy. Watch it. Know it. Love it.
<4> what's a ren & stimpy?
<2> only the best cartoon ever.
<4> you forgot to add `IMHO''
<2> No. No, I didn't.
<2> :)



<2> o/~ What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog... o/~
<2> o/~ What fits on your back, is great for a snack, it's Log, Log, Log! o/~
<3> what was the kitty litter?
<2> errrmmm...
<3> Gritty Kittie litter
<2> "Only 5 more days till Yak Shaving Day!"
<5> s/no/now/
<5> *grin*
<1> hi again Jostein
<5> hey K_F
<5> <@Lion-O> HA. I just managed to do something l33t.
<1> Jostein: well, I'm a sabotour
<5> K_F: oh?
<1> managed to activate a sabotour alarm :)
<1> getting a techie over here tomorrow to look at my alarm
<1> it is messed up
<5> ow
<1> or rather netcom is
<5> as long as it aint howling, I guess all is "ok"
<6> K_F: saboteur alarm?
<1> Jostein: yeah, siren is off, but ti doesn't have GSM connection with netcom
<6> K_F: oh, alarm system in your apartment?
<1> wlfshmn: yeah, I tried to move the box to give it better GSM signal
<1> it didn't like it
<6> K_F: go figure
<1> and yes, my apartment
<1> good to get it tested, would be bad to find out that it didn't work if there was an actual breakin
<2> ping
<1> pong
<2> heh... moved the wire so fast that no bits fell out. ;)
<1> hmm, message from ex
<1> "there is a movie on tv3 starting 2100, are you in?"
<2> K_F: She wants you, dude.
<5> come to think of it, that song is nice
<5> <-- puts it on
<2> DCC SEND "youneedtogetlaid" 0 0 0
<1> Ka-bar: http://kristian.doesnotgetlaid.com :)
<2> Damn, Emerson, I thought you upgraded your router after the last time...
<1> ah right
<1> it is the linksys thingie
<2> hey, deriaN, you need to upgrade your router as well.
<2> some linksys boxes have the problem but it is also a d-link problem.
<2> probably using the same port-forwarding stack...
<1> Ka-bar: NAT iirc
<2> only happens if that particular string comes through on port 6667. it's doing stateful packet inspection so it can figure out if it needs to forward another port for DCC stuff.
<2> if you connect to IRC on another port, the bug doesn't happen.
<1> Ka-bar: yeah, it is an IRC module in the NAT setup, that is supposed to enable DCC support behind the NAT
<7> lol, whoops
<1> but a malformed packet segfaults it
<7> this laptop has an ide drive
<7> turns out, I was in the wrong term.
<2> siglite: somebodsy swiped your laptop last night and replaced the IDE drive with a SCSI drive? Sweet!
<7> heh
<2> Sigh... RIP JBoss
<6> Ka-bar: hum?



<7> jboss?
<7> who's jboss?
<2> jboss is an open-source J2EE server
<7> oh
<7> that evil java ****
<3> Ka-bar: huh? RIP?
<2> Acquired by ***^H^H^HRedhat
<3> Ka-bar: oh. that ****s.
<2> jboss rocks
<6> Ka-bar: Oh, that. That is old news.
<6> Ka-bar: they announced that in mid-april
<6> Ka-bar: Today they did announce that they are dropping their RHAS product those, in favor of jboss
<8> hello, how do i detect my external modem? thanks
<3> simulcra: Please read http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html -- it will increase your chances of getting some help instead of getting an icepick in the ear
<8> :)
<9> funny eh?
<8> just embar***ed
<9> simulcra: what'd you expect after asking such a smart question like you did before?
<0> http://www.rebeccas-designs.org.uk <-- redone page #number one the rest of the pages still ned recoding
<0> oops wrong place
<8> yoz are you my mom dude? i already get ok. and i didn't repeat it and i wasn't a smart*** about it.
<8> jeez
<10> simulcra: He may not be your mom, but he could be your dad. ****, i could have been, but I didn't have change for a $5. Baddumdum!
<9> simulcra: thanfully I'm not.. your mom!
<9> simulcra: but.. I wasn't a smart*** either..
<4> drop it now?
<7> "drop it now" == "place your hands where I can see them and step away from the keyboard."
<4> hehheh
<11> today's dilbert is very.. .appropriate
<6> Becky: age 18 eh? ;)
<9> was wondering myself ;)
<6> anyway, I'm off for home. laters
<9> later wlfshmn
<12> siglite: you around?
<13> evening. What was my other client's quit message?
<14> [20:04] + whyzzyrd has quit [Read error: EOF from client]
<9> OldMonk: there's obviously no ****** but *tuck* in his ident ;)
<13> heh. I kill -HUPd it.
<4> yoz: no problems
<13> Shadur: thanks
<1> :)
<1> too young?
<13> jup
<1> a beer then possibly
<15> too bad the stuff doesnt age in the bottles
<13> now. sending b33r in the post is fraught with shaking up n down in the great heat possiblities.
<1> hehe
<15> but it wont go bad either...
<13> tojoe: actually, if unfiltered, it does age in the bottles, but not appreciably.
<13> shake, shake, shake, shake, b00m
<13> or, tinkle, glug, fizz
<9> heh
<15> i still need to find a suitable cask to try aging some too young stuff i got
<15> or rather... get rid of it
<13> tojoe: you'd probably not do too bad with a cask from the DOM brauerei in Koln.
<13> You'd even get to drink the contents first.
<13> You might be lucky if you can get a small barrel of port, or sherry, as a novelty item. They do sell certain sherries in 5l casks, but they're pricey.
<15> i thought of using an old red wine cask but i still have to find one
<13> how much of the young stuff have you?
<15> i could get some cider casks but i doubt that'll taste that great
<13> tojoe: depends on the quality of the cider, and how long you can age it for.
<15> got a barrel maker around the corner so 'shrinking' it wont be that much of an issue, i just need the wood
<13> If you were to put 10 years on it, it might be ok.
<13> tojoe: write to some of the port suppliers in your country, and ask if you might beg an old, damaged barrel then.
<1> I currently have a nice Faustino I, 1995 red wine (Rioja) in the wine rack
<13> K_F: that's ok stuff ..
<4> smsie


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