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<0> Heh. My cable modem will just stop working. I can reboot it over and over by removing the power, and nothing happens. I can reboot itby removing it's power and disconnecting the cable connection, and it dosn't work...
<0> ...however, if I plug the cable feed streight into the power connector (putting 12V DC into the cable feed), then plug it all up, it works like a charm.
<1> hahah
<1> that's messed up
<0> Yeah. I know. I imagine it's rebooting some sort of local amplifier or repeater.
<2> Heh.
<3> i think you need a new cablemodem
<0> I did too.
<0> So I bought another one.
<0> Same ****.
<0> And the _*fool*_ in the call center that put my MAC in their DHCP table was a ****ing morong.
<0> m o r o n
<3> oof.
<3> sorry.
<1> ****ing retarded TV station
<1> thier "First Warning Weather" breaks in to tell us about a severe thunderstorm that's already mostly gone through.



<1> they should change thier name to last warning weather.
<0> He not only told me that my brand new $70 cable modem (DOCSIS 2.0 compliant Linksys BEFCMU10) was "retired" and that it probably wouldn't let him add it to their system (makes a wanking gesture).
<1> lol
<1> what, it has an extra byte in the mac address?
<0> Well... It came with 2 MACs, a Cable MAC and a USB MAC. He demanded the USB MAC and wouldn't let me give him the Cable MAC. ...until it wouldn't work, and I suggested he try the Cable MAC.
<0> Both of them regular 6 byte MACs.
<2> CancerMan: ..
<0> Nanuq: ??
<0> Either way, I'll stop bitching and do what everybody else does about them, and call them Cox.
<4> http://www.alistapart.com/articles/practicalcss/ <-- can someone whip through that tutorial quick, and see if it works for them? (I needa know if I am just being an idiot and ****in somethin up, or if the code supplied is broke)
<2> isn't that the name though?
<0> Nanuq: Yes sir. And it's pronounced just like 'Cocks'.... which is what people have secretly been calling them since they were TCA.
<5> CancerMan, I once called Cable and Wireless "Cable and Witless" to a tech's face
<5> it just kinda slipped out...
<0> Hehehe. Oops. :D
<2> Steakk: which code?
<4> Nanuq, the one with the 3 images to start
<4> i try it, and i get what is shown in www.steakk.com/test.html
<0> I try not to berate customer service people. It's usually not THEIR fault. However, sometimes it is.
<4> they are up.down, not left/right
<4> and for the life of me, i cant figure out why
<6> hi... anyone here familiar with preseed file scripting in debian or ubuntu?
<2> Steakk: remove the <br>s?
<2> well, <br/>
<4> The BR's are there to put the text below the image
<4> didnt change a thing
<5> CancerMan, I berate idiot customer service people who refuse to realize when they're in the presence of their betters and won't ****ing transfer me to someone with a clue
<4> Nanuq, and actualyl doing a view-source on the tutorial site, and looking at their code, its the same thing as i have
<2> Steakk: hahaha
<4> but, mine dont work
<2> Steakk: I found it
<4> Nanuq, what is it?
<2> Steakk: it's in your HTML
<4> ****
<2> Steakk: it's not your "stylescheet"
<4> i got a typo
<2> Steakk: that's a cool spelling though ;)
<4> haha
<4> now it works
<7> yes, using cifs. mount -t cifs
<7> 2gb file transfer limit it seems
<4> Nanuq, look at it now
<4> it looks KIND of right...but, not how the tutorial site that I was using looks...(the URL i posted a bit ago)
<4> on the tut page, the images are spaced a tad...on mine, they aint
<2> Steakk: it's also not valid xhtml
<0> Stylecheet... HAHAH!
<4> Nanuq, thats going to cause it to be spaced incorrectly?
<4> CancerMan, shush :P easy typo
<4> CancerMan, I had StyleScheet
<4> not Stylecheet
<0> Scheet!
<0> Heh. I don't get to make fun of other people's spelling every day.
<0> Or even every week.
<0> Nor every month.
<2> Steakk: no, but..
<2> o.O
<4> CancerMan, LoL
<0> KY Sensual Mist... for when you wanna **** it, but you can't touch it to lube it up.
<4> O.o



<2> ahh Russ, just in time for lubetalk
<4> I give up on CSS/DIV
<4> not a SINGLE working, decent tutorial out there
<8> Steakk: i found http://glish.com/css/ to be quite good
<8> re all
<5> any chemistry geeks in the house?
<0> Beige G3!
<0> :D
<9> Liandrin: Yep
<5> wait, I have a BSc(Chem) /msging me
<0> Oh... By the by... I picked something up from a friend who was moving... a Sun SparcSystem 690MP....
<0> I ended up chunking the card cage and tape drive.
<0> Who needs water. Won't it react with the moisture in his skin?
<0> Hey... The 690MP makes a bad*** rack.
<9> Pffft...who doesn't have a BSc in chemistry
<2> reality: I don't.
<0> ...or if I don't mount anything in it again, the perfect Halloween costume.
<9> Nanuq: Pffft
<2> reality: what's pffffT?
<5> reality, I don't
<5> reality, do you?
<9> Liandrin: Pfffft
<9> Liandrin: Yes
<9> And I'm a member of the American Chemical Society
<4> okay, the FUN part ... killing the quotes site :)
<4> well, the dev portion of it, so I can try to bring it all into CSS, rather than tables
<9> CancerMan: "burn
<10> heh, reality
<2> ewww, mp3
<11> so I finally got around to getting a computer I can use to mess around with
<11> 2nd computer, I should say
<12> You know, people bitch and moan and complain about how the economy ****s right now, but I go outside and hear all of the fireworks that everyone is setting off this year and I kind of find it hard to believe that these same people that have been hit so hard by a bad economy are spending all of their money on fireworks.
<13> Wells: people always spend money on things they don't need
<0> reality: Eh. I was joking. And anyway, there's something called fair use. :P
<12> Falchion: I'm not contesting that. I am just comparing the amount of fireworks being set off this year as compared to the past couple of years. Seems to be a significant difference, at least this year.
<11> Falchion's got it right
<13> Wells: means nothing, really.
<11> what did Shakespeare have to say about nothing?
<13> fireworks were also cheaper this year here.
<14> I think the amount of fireworks is in direct proportion to how much people are pissed at the police
<13> heh
<14> here we can't even _legally_ use sparklers. the a-holes
<13> heh
<5> XyZzY, where's that?
<14> Liandrin: Denver, CO
<14> sould get up to $999.00 fine and a year in jail
<5> that's a bit much, for sparklers
<15> Do to fire danger XyZzY ?
<14> I mean hell they let Cinco De-mayo go on be we can't shoot off fireworks for the 4th- most people say **** THAT YOU FASCIST PIGS!
<14> lechat: so they say. I think it's pure bull**** myself
<4> quick question ... there is no ftp access to quotes.linuxops.net ... but, if i cut/paste code from locally, into a vi/jpico session via ssh, it pastes incorrectly ... how the **** am I to get things from local, to remote?
<2> dogbert2: again, eww
<1> anyone know how long it takes poison ivy to begin to react?
<4> OR, can I use putty to forward a port to the host i am connected on? (Ssh forwarding or whatever) ... so i can use a local client to connect remotely via that ssh session
<10> what is wrong with mp3?
<5> patents
<10> siglite, within an hour or so...
<1> dogbert2: ok.
<1> storm took a tree down, blocking the road
<1> we got there and I realized that the whole tree was basically poison ivy
<10> wash off as much as you can, there is some stuff you can buy which helps with poison ivy...also wash all clothes separately in the washer ASAP


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