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<0> reality: Yeah, but 2000+ km away?
<0> er, 4375 km actually ;)
<1> Nanuq: Sure
<0> Haha, there's a Calgary, TX
<1> Nanuq: There's always a shortage of plumbers, electricians, and construction workers
<0> Question is, which has more rednecks?
<1> Nanuq: Texas
<1> Hands down
<0> reality: I thought it was Hold 'em
<2> Oh wee save the world with more buttcracks
<0> reality: So even with the smaller population, they've more? ;)
<3> wb TBT
<1> Nanuq: It's a magnitude thing
<1> Nanuq: 1 Texas redneck is equivalent to 60000 Canadian rednecks



<0> reality: Ahh..
<2> It's the back hair that outweighs them
<0> reality: Is that the exchange rate now?
<1> 1 Texas redneck is equivalent to 3 Alabama rednecks...and that's saying a hell of a lot
<2> lets just say they are the only ones who can sleep on the ceilings with only the hook part of velcro
<3> if your family tree loops back in on itself, you just might be a redneck
<1> More like if your family tree has no branches
<2> If you have ever used a toilet brush as a backscratcher, you might be a redneck
<0> XyZzY: Even if it's unused?
<2> how would you _know_ it was unused?
<3> these questions are best left unanswered
<4> what are the parameters of pci_save_state
<3> probably not a good channel to ask
<3> you want freenode
<4> good idea
<5> Word up homeoys?
<5> Err.
<5> Word up home boys!
<0> CancerMan: Excel up?
<5> Heh.
<2> CancerMan: powerpoint powerup!
<6> hmm. CS&N is a good cd to highlight how much better flac is
<5> Eh. My MP3 player dosn't play FLACs.
<5> :/
<6> i have no mp3 player yet
<7> whitecap, CS&N?
<6> Liandrin: Crosby Stills and Nash. the first album
<7> aha
<7> I have a few albums which have been "digitally remastered", which apparently included a trip through a high-bitrate MPEG encoder, because the CD is _not_ encodable at any bitrate
<5> whitecap: I have 2 at the moment that are not PC based.
<5> 1 is a Creaf, the other is a SanDisk.
<5> Err... s/creaf/creative
<6> lots of deep electric b*** and lots of delicate tambourine and other higs
<6> CancerMan: i'm a painter that spends a lot of time suited up inside a booth. i'm looking into one for sure
<7> whitecap, ugh
<6> Liandrin: beats a cubicle
<6> keeps me real flexible as a side benifit
<5> whitecap: Well, my current "archival" format is high-speed VBR MP3.
<5> Hahaha.
<5> So uh... I'm considering getting my car repainted... the outside surfaces are mostly metal, some plastic, and a fibergl*** rear spoiler...
<5> ...should I be prepared to donate an arm, leg, and part of my small intestie to get a fresh coat?
<5> Err... Sanding and coats.
<6> CancerMan: look into doing the prep work yourseld and having a chain shoot it
<6> i can have maco paint my truck for not more than the cost of material
<5> A chain sho... ohhhh... chain.
<5> Yeah.
<5> I can definately strip the car... I dunno about sanding and buffing et al.
<5> I don't wanna fz0rk her up.
<6> not that i would but if i had no booth handy i sure would look into it
<5> *nod* Well, I'm certainly not going to go at it with a can of Krylon.
<1> You could throw balonia on it
<1> Oh, you don't want to send it to hell
<5> Reality: Eh. I prefer to get MY balogna blown on it... and quite honestly, it's a Volvo, not a Jaguar, so I'm not going to get blown on or in it.
<5> ...the most I can expect to get in it is a cheap feel.
<1> Balogna
<5> ...an over the clothing feel at that.
<1> That's it
<5> Yes. That's right. Your spelling got corrected by the guy who can't spell freinds.
<1> It didn't look right to me



<1> I hate that stuff
<5> Me too.
<5> Damn the English.
<1> It's like, what is this mess? Looks like human flesh
<5> Give me German.
<1> But, if you're pissed at somebody, throw a couple of slabs on their car about mid day
<2> kinda like spam...
<5> Eh.
<1> By the evening when they take them off, it'll have eaten away all of the paint...into nice circles
<2> I bet the only real reason blogna is around is for balistic test
<5> I like most people. And quite honestly, I don't want people ****ing with my car, so I'm not going to **** with theirs.
<1> I had to on one occasion
<1> "The Man" was getting me down
<2> you put bologna on a BFI stealth van?
<7> b_o_logna
<2> er FBI
<5> If someone messed with my car, it would be the only reason I'd seriously kick their ***.
<1> No, police car.
<5> Our Friends in the Banking Industry have stealth vans?
<1> After the big Florida tobacco settlement, my neighbor at the time was the head lawyer and had a cop car parked in front of his place all day and night
<2> CancerMan: it's for all the stealth political money
<5> How stealthy IS a bright yellow exterminator van from a chain you don't have in your town with a satillite dish on it?
<1> Cop would raise hell in the neighborhood and bust us for going 30 in 15
<1> He got his
<2> bet he got a lot of sugar in the gas tank too
<1> XyZzY: You ever try to pry a cop car's gas tank open?
<5> Eh. ****ing with a cop's cop car dosn't do him much. He dosn't have to pay for it.
<2> reality: yeah, like I'd admit that ;P
<1> Locked down like Fort Knox
<5> *nod* Mine's got a solenoid. When the door locks, the gas door locks.
<7> CancerMan, yeah, but if he gets enough such reports on his file then he'll get rapped on the knuckles or something
<5> Uh... Of people vandalizing his car? Why?
<2> so did the bologna spell out PIG in 8x8 dot matrix?
<1> Nope, just three on the front, two on the back
<1> All we had in the fridge was a 5 slicer
<5> The universe tends to take care of people like that though.
<5> Actually, the universe takes care of anyone everywhere.
<2> if only.
<1> Damned if you do, damned if you don't
<5> Just imagine that your worst enemy will end up dead, with worms eating his brain.
<5> Sure, you'll probably meet the same fate if you arn't more or less disintegrated.
<2> well I know one person that was 'bad to the bone' probably ended up a s flaytoy for 'bubb' in jail
<5> *nod*
<5> I know plenty of people in that category.
<5> The poorer of the people who picked on me in high school are probably poor, miserable and toof-less, and the rich ones are... well... back to worms eating brains. Bah.
<8> hello, copying from network to reiserfs partition using cifs, getting "file size limit exceeded" error at 2gb. Any way around this or it's a limitation of cifs?
<9> er. cifs isnt supposed to have a file size limit i thought.
<5> What program are you using to do the actual copy?
<9> and, are you sure you're using cifs and not smb
<10> that was fun
<10> driving down the road, and debris in the air is keeping up with me at 55mph
<9> debris?
<10> yeah
<10> big t-storm with 70mph winds ripping through
<11> siglite: go fly a kite ;)
<5> Betcha that was good for your gas milage.
<10> hahaha, I bet it was.
<10> I had a helluva tailwind.
<10> bbkf just turned to me and said "do you have vaginal itching?"
<11> in your mangina?
<10> lol, I dunno
<10> I responded "sometimes."
<11> shonuff: what version of Linux and reiserfs are you talking about?
<10> and there goes our NBC station
<5> Eh. That's how my cablemodem is.
<10> CancerMan: it has vaginal itching?
<11> siglite: you gettin' any tornado action?
<5> No. It goes out like your NBC station.
<10> none in the front yard at the moment
<5> I have to uh...
<5> ...uh... well... does anyone here work for Cox?
<10> but we haven't had any warnings or anything
<5> Heh. My cable modem will just stop working. I can reboot it over and over by removing the power, and nothing happens. I can reboot itby removing it's power and disconnecting the cable connection, and it dosn't work...


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