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<0> libolt4: you forgot one I I got redundant psus ;)
<0> s/I I/I've/
<1> yeah but I removed those and sold them on the black market during your last surgery. Besides, I plugged in backwards :)
<0> oh fetching
<2> bonjourno
<3> buon giorno?
<3> i didn't know you could do that with bonjour :)
<2> lol
<2> you prefere bonjour
<3> hehe, why not? :)
<2> you talk french
<2> very nice FC5
<0> ok lets try 2.6.20
<0> hmm those guys at openswan are kind of slow :P
<2> 2.6.19-1.2895.fc6



<2> [root@fc6 etc]# id
<2> uid=0(root) gid=0(root) groupes=0(root),1(bin),2(daemon),3(sys),4(adm),6(disk),10(wheel)
<2> :P
<2> bye bye mandriva
<0> xlinux: don't do this again next time.
<2> wow wow ok
<2> :P
<2> tell me plz
<2> where can i find xineted.conf
<2> i have just find /etc/xineted.d
<2> tell me plz, where where can i find xineted.conf ? correct now
<0> no, since when is `plz' English ?
<2> please i think
<0> isn't it xinetd.conf ?
<0> thus /etc/xineted.d doesn't exist, unless other specified in /etc/xinetd.conf
<2> yes two files is exist thx
<4> http://fukung.net/v/1599/head_hit_diving_board.jpg <-- hahahahaha
<5> Steakk: ouch :|
<6> ouch
<7> that's gonna leave a mark...
<4> heh
<3> hmm, any ideas as to how you could insert something at the end of every line, in vim?
<3> sorry, s/end/beginning
<3> not sure what the beginning of a line, character/marker is
<4> http://fukung.net/random <--- rofl
<4> errr
<6> right. Im off to MSDN live
<4> http://fukung.net/images/1117/n204504123_30818399_9391.jpg <-- that URL
<2> ./etc/rc.d/init.d/xinetd status :)
<4> vIkSiT, you are concentrating on the wrong part of the line
<4> dont concentrate on the beginning...concentrate on the previous lines end...
<4> do ya follow what I mean?
<3> Steakk, as in, newline?
<3> insert after a new line should do it, yes
<4> *nod* ... replace the newline with a newline + data for beginning of line...IE: \nblah would give you the newline, and then blah would be at the beginning of the next line
<3> but i ***umed there would be a simpler method than. %s/\n/\nxyz/g
<4> how can you get simpler than that?
<3> hehe
<3> aha. except, that you need to replace a \n with \rblah
<3> i remember talking about this to someone either here or neko.
<3> \n vs \r in vim
<4> depends on the coding of the file, if its saved in win32 format, posix, etc
<3> hrm. true, i got it off a website
<3> Steakk, and re: simpler. s/^/foo/g
<8> Morning geeks
<4> heh
<4> morning nerd
<4> http://fukung.net/images/1695/qlrgasgasld.jpg <== lol
<8> Night
<0> Coma: Ohayoo gozaimasu.
<8> Uh, yeah
<8> Mogguh Sunblade
<9> salut !
<2> salut
<2> linuxien?
<8> Use english here.
<0> aww I am being flooded



<8> They must adore you.
<0> yep :)
<8> Lemme guess, by that xlinux moron?
<0> most likely him or one of his buddies
<8> Figures.
<0> I was a bit surprised by the message
<0> 09:28 [Undernet] [Genome(~kr499@static-ip-62-75-252-134.inaddr.intergenia.de)] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOb
<0> I mean, who's the n00b :)
<8> Haha
<8> Always funny how easy it is to get them to show their colours.
<10> Sunblade: who is more noob, the noob or the noob who pastes him? :)
<8> Or the noob commenting on that :P
<11> re
<11> cheeksy
<10> rehi OM
<11> szymon
<10> Coma: bah, I was para-saying! :P
<10> OM: stop!
<12> OldMonk
<10> OM: I have the game recorded, going to watch it now :P
<12> Coma!
<12> szymon :-D
<8> hoi cheeksy
<10> hi cheeksy, Coma
<12> i had an argument with a friend of mine. does kissing equal cheating?
<11> szymon: it's a game?
<10> cheeksy: erm, **** yes
<12> thats what i said
<8> cheeksy: Only if tongues are involved ;)
<12> Coma: LOL
<10> cheeksy: dancing doesn't, kissing certainly does
<11> depends on which part of the anatomy you kiss
<12> Coma: so kissing on the lips without tongues isnt cheating?
<11> upper lips or nether lips?
<8> lol
<12> hahaha
<11> please clarify -- these aren't simple decisions to make
<10> cheeksy: actually, I'll rephrase this. If you truly love the person you're with, you'll *know* when you're cheating on them. If not, it doesn't matter - you're going to break up with them anyways.
<12> szymon: see, some people truly love but they just like kissing. no ***, no oral ***, not even anything phisical, just hugging and kissing. for them it is not cheating
<12> OldMonk: either :o)
<11> well, a blow job isn't cheating
<12> riiiight
<10> cheeksy: *shrugs* it's about intimacy. Kissing is pretty damn intimate.
<11> but smooching... now that's unforgiveable
<10> OldMonk: correct, Clinton proved that
<11> if you get a blow job your wife may even become the next president, right szymon?
<10> OldMonk: that's the impirical evidence
<12> lol
<12> yeah... wont be surprised if she will also castrate mr szymon after that act.
<10> cheeksy: you work for whores-to-hire.co.uk?
<11> nah, empirical evidence doesn't suggest that castration is involved
<10> cheeksy: I mean you seem to know so much about the service :)
<12> szymon: yes, as a pimpmomma
<11> geggeg
<12> and i was talking about you getting castrated after getting a blowjob from a whore OldMonk sent you
<12> :o)
<11> bah
<12> buttermilk!
<12> gosh, i am getting tired of these days off.
<10> so have some days on
<10> and if your boss disagrees, kiss him
<12> lol
<12> szymon: i am in a relationships why would i go kissing my boss?
<10> seriously, how can kissing not be "physical" or "intimate"? Do you just not know how to kiss? :P


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