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<0> haha
<0> so nice finally
<0> but a bit scary if you ask me
<1> well, good, good. Tavi can have the rainstorms and we'll just pick up the extra water through the rivers and such 8)
<2> heh
<3> Lion-O: pipes. the only time I want water is via a tap marked "C" or "H" :)
<2> heh
<2> so you dont shower much, do you? :P
<4> Ohh, F1 qualifying! *runs off*
<3> Jostein: not at all - I don't own a shower. I have a bathtub, with two taps, marked.....
<2> ah
<2> Never had a bathtub myself
<2> Comfy things, but they take damn much space
<5> Lion-O, re John
<3> came as standard in this house, didn't want to stay badly enough to spring for a shower unit; water pressure is low, so it would have to be fully pumped, and/or "instant"
<3> could easily plumb and wire it myself, but the expense isn't justified if I plan to move out RSN...
<2> I see
<6> *yawn*
<7> e careva roman pe aici
<7> ????
<8> loredanu: Speak english.
<7> romanian here?
<7> anybody
<7> ??
<2> ENGLISH
<2> like the rest of the freaking internet also has by default
<2> try #linuxro if you absolutely want to speak to .ro-ains
<7> what kind of linux should instal for internet shapping?
<9> any linux can do traffic shaping. If thats the only thing you want to do, go to distrowatch.com and pick a firewall distribution
<2> OMFG
<2> this is CREEPY
<7> i have a small network and i need to limit the traffic and to kick out somebody
<2> "I'm Here to Ruin Your Day" on the frontpage og something awful
<2> http://www.somethingawful.com/
<2> visit at your own risk
<8> loredanu: Don't /msg me.
<7> what thing i need 4 this?
<1> Jostein: hehe
<7> ok
<1> loredanu: 1) Speak English. 2) What RelDrgn said.
<8> loredanu: Any linux distribution can do both of those. All you need is the iproute and iptables packages.
<8> And to do a lot of reading.
<10> hi
<8> Beat me by half a tenth of a second, loredanu :)
<10> :/
<7> yes but i don't know anything about this
<1> Shadur: hehe :)
<8> loredanu: Hence the "do a whole lot of reading" part.
<8> loredanu: www.netfilter.org, www.lartc.org
<7> is a documentation
<7> ??
<1> as well as the earlier mentioned www.distrowatch.org /and/ the manual which comes with your distribution itself.
<2> Shadur: silly you. he doesnt want to do reading. he wants us to "give him a command"
<8> Yes, that is documentation.
<7> ok thanks
<8> Jostein: And my command to him is "Go read"
<2> :P
<1> loredanu: questionmarks don't go on a single line. Try to act a little more mature here.
<7> ok man
<7> i'm the first time and......sorry
<1> indeed.
<11> Lion-O, took you long enough ;)
<1> fredk-: hm ?
<11> haha
<11> nothing ;)
<1> I am innocent I say!
<11> uh huh
<2> Lion-O: not so!
<7> i check the adress is ok.... but i need a program to limit the internet(STEP BY STEP) I'M BEGGINER
<1> aaah, that is going to be good 8)
<8> loredanu: Read the documentation.
<1> loredanu: www.lartc.org. If you're a beginner then perhaps it would be best to read up on this first.
<2> loredanu: .... you have been told what you need to do, what docs to read
<8> We don't do handholding here.
<2> loredanu: see.. the beginner thing means jack ****. If you want to do complex stuff, get the skills or dont do it
<12> [giani@www htdocs]$ ssh localhost
<12> Read from socket failed: Connection reset by peer
<1> GianiXP: Why don't you check out http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html ? Maybe you'll learn how to ask more meaningful questions...
<12> what is broked here ?
<8> GianiXP: You.
<2> GianiXP: the one admining the box
<7> thanks to all and have a nice day
<2> Im actually rather impressed with GianiXP.
<8> Jostein: I'm actually not.
<2> he has a shell going, and tries to do ssh localhost
<1> Perhaps this is more for their likings: http://www.amazon.com/b/ref=amb_link_3354372_2/104-7358547-3400724?ie=UTF8&node=13767041
<2> That takes a severe level of incompetence :P
<1> or this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000ARQOG/ref=sc_pgp_c_1_13767041_m_ATVPDKIKX0DER_2/104-7358547-3400724?%5Fencoding=UTF8&n=13767041&s=hpc&v=glance
<11> Huggies are good
<1> now to recall how I started this box.
<2> Lion-O: get some coffee first :P
<2> btw, its usually the "on" button
<13> Jostein: mmm! I wuv hot stuff!
<13> And I'm a stoner. I have no problems with picking it out piece by tiny piece :)
<2> :P
<13> heh
<2> how you'd differentiate between the chilli and those nice red strains you find in good weed? :P
<2> s/weed/skunk/
<13> Jostein: Very easily. It is completely different. And not all good weed has red stuff in it :P
<11> Jostein, you should try do order something really hot at rice bowl
<11> extra chili :)
<2> hehe
<2> too bad they dont do takeaway
<11> they do
<2> oh. right.
<14> sal
<2> dall***: english
<2> fredk-: too far away
<14> de ce
<14> ?
<11> Jostein, so :P
<2> dall***: this is an english channel
<2> dall***: we dont speak every mumbojumbo language on the planet, so we keep it simple: english
<14> any1 know if is posible to make network function with microsoft virtual PC ?
<11> Jostein, haha did you check out the new cupido store?
<2> didnt even know about it
<11> http://www.cupido.no/shop/?skin=boers
<14> so
<14> anyboby
<1> dall***: try #windows.
<14> i have linux instaled on microsoft virtual pc
<2> so? just run it with its own virtual nic and use DHCP
<2> or in shared mode, where VPC will act as a gateway/bridge & DHCP server combined
<14> so u dont know
<14> in a few wordds
<2> dall***: thats a very weird definition of "not knowing", but have it your way
<2> I just run FreeBSD on MS Virtual Server, and used to run it on MS Virtual PC. I know nothing
<11> haha
<2> fredk-: that shop ****s btw. they couple gay porn with regular porn in their DVD section!
<11> haha I cant say I went that far into it
<11> I just saw their skins
<11> which is cool
<2> yeah
<11> what the ****
<11> how the **** can you translate "cottage cheese" to "hytteost"
<1> easy. Drink beer, eat toast, drink /more/ beer, do translation.
<11> lol
<2> fredk-: HAHAHAHA
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