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<0> Ka-bar: People who say ghey are gay, you fag!
<1> o/~ You picked a right time to leave me Lucille. 400 children and a crop in the field o/~
<2> Falchion: I put my DNS back to what it was. Phone line is fix0red at the house. Thanks.
<3> 2 sec question (rushed): There's a nice utility that lets you split/join/etc pdf files from the command line, as well as things like overlay one on top of another (watermark), etc. Does anyone recall the name of the command? It was
<3> It was something like 2 letters, then pdf, I think. Like pqpdf or gqpdf or something.
<0> schitzo: NP. :)
<4> I think I am going to switch to pshell it is only 6K source file
<3> Guess no one knows, or I'm lagged. Thanks anyways.
<5> is there anyway of getting cleartype to work in linux ?
<0> LazerBeak: Did you even bother using google?
<5> yes I did use google but the answers were not very clear
<5> and quite envoled so I hope someone might have a better solution
<5> hoped
<5> so sod off Falchion



<6> YEAH
<6> the only definition i know of for cleartype is the font smoothing thing MS uses for LCD users.
<6> I pray thats not what you're talking about.
<5> it works well with CRTs as well for me anyway
<0> LazerBeak: Well, I was halfway through giving you your answer then I realized you're an idiot so I erased it. Have fun
<0> D-side: He is :)
<5> sigh grow up Falchion please stop being childish if going to be rude to people for asking questions then dont hang out in irc help channels
<7> I'm installing Mandriva 2006 on Microsoft Virtual Machine PC 2004 for testing purposes. The installation goes fine and it works. I choose IceWM windows manager for its lightweight.
<7> Manily, I have 2 problems now
<7> The resolution of the guest OS (Mandriva) is 800*600 while VM screen width is 640*480 and I've to move the mouse to the left and right to see the rest of cutten screen. So, I need to change the VM display screen to be 800*600 or make the guest OS change it automatically. How-To?
<7> I want to transfer files from the guest and host OSs. How-To?
<1> hrone: easy on your enter key
<1> hrone: and this isn't a Linux related issue, RTFM
<0> LazerBeak: This isn't a help channel, you idiot.
<8> LazerBeak: problem is, this ain't an irc help channel.
<7> I know MS VM 2004 is little stupid than VMware but I have to stick with it for licenses issues.
<8> LazerBeak: and if you'd not been so fecking lazy, you'd have read the FAQ presented in the topic, on joining the channel.
<5> jeuz you guys need to lighten up
<0> LazerBeak: No we don't.
<5> talk about dweebs
<1> hrone: both of your questions are fully related to the MS virtual machine, NOT to Linux.
<0> LazerBeak: Yep, we're dweebs. At least we're dweebs who can use google.
<1> s/to/with/
<5> I can use goole but ild rather talk about it to people
<0> LazerBeak: Slightly amusing that I had your answer within 30 seconds. But of course I'm not too lazy to actually read.
<6> okay.
<6> ClearType = MS
<6> linux != MS
<6> FOADKTHXBYE
<5> as I said before I found answers on google but im new to linux so I wanted some help
<1> LazerBeak: with what ? So far you only asked "how to get cleartype to work on Linux", something which has been answered.
<6> You've just been helped.
<0> LazerBeak: You've been answered.
<5> if my question was is Falchion is a peckerneck then yes its been answered
<5> quite well thank you
<6> I have to say, thats one of the dumbest questions i've seen in a while.
<1> jeesj... "http://www.google.com/search?q=cleartype+linux+howto, third hit is an howto on the ubuntu forums.
<6> aw. dont tell me it actually works
<1> even a /. article is mentioned.
<1> D-side: ok, I won't.
<6> oh, it doesnt.
<6> a similar function is performed, theres a difference. :)
<0> heh
<6> I see why this guy was confused. There are big words in this document.
<9> does anybody here maybe tried to do routing for about 30 hosts on AMD K6 266 MHz with 96 MB RAM? :)
<10> yes
<10> I've done ipsec at 10 megabit wirespeed on a system with the same processor and less ram.
<1> blaster_: whats so special about that?
<10> and it worked fine.
<9> amount of memory, especially of free memory...
<1> uh huh
<10> not an issue.
<0> Unless you run KDE on that machine ;)
<10> that thing will sit completely idle routing 30 hosts at 100 megabits. It might generate some system load at a gigabit.
<9> so I have to set low connlimit I guess...
<11> There is a use for older machines. They can make nice routers.
<12> blaster_: why?
<13> sal alll



<10> blaster_: no, you won't have to set a low connlimit.
<11> ysam: ENGLISH
<9> I don't know
<13> i said hi all
<10> blaster_: unless you're at gigabit throughput, it'll route 100mbit all day long and not even feel it.
<9> I'm currently runing a simple server on this machine on Debian Sarge
<11> ysam: yes, but you said it in romanian and this is an english ONLY channel.
<9> apache, sshd, proftpd, ntpd, exim4, etc.
<13> on p man
<12> thats a lot of services to run on a router :P
<9> yes
<13> i only enter to see who is on from the old school
<9> that's why I'm asking you
<0> blaster_: The answer is: try it.
<11> ysam: try #linuxro
<9> because it'll be also that kind of net server
<1> blaster_: you didn't ask about that stuff.
<9> sorry, forgot to do it.
<1> always nice to see people asking A and in the conversation start to make clear that they actually meant B.
<13> Ka-bar here becouse 6 years ago i was hanging on this chan
<11> ysam: er, actually, #linux-ro has more people
<0> ysam: And..?
<13> only look
<10> blaster_: that machine is not a good server. It'll make a fine router though.
<11> ysam: fine. then shut up and look around all you want.
<9> can I show you current memory usage running only net services?
<0> blaster_: want us to hold your pecker while you piss too?
<9> well...no.
<9> maybe I should try to run this machine on FreeBSD?
<0> Lion-O: Oh baby, you know what I like!
<9> I know that's not linux...
<1> blaster_: how exactly would the memory consumption of Apache differ when run on Linux or *BSD ?
<0> What would using FBSD accomplish?
<1> blaster_: this is more aimed at the several extra applications (/services) than on the underlying OS.
<9> I don't no, but afair FreeBSD has better tcp/ip implementation than linux
<11> ysam: I do not recall giving you permission to /msg me... especially not in a language other than English.
<11> tavi-san: ???
<1> blaster_: which might affect throughput but won't make a difference on memory or resource usage.
<9> I suppose the main problem will me low RAM amount for all those services
<6> which is why you shouldnt use a piece of **** box like that for a server.
<6> and really, what you've described above isnt a silly number of services.
<6> i'm sure you get next to nothing in terms of http hits or ftp accesses.
<6> so, go route. have fun.
<9> maybe I should think about distro that has low system requirements?
<11> like, DSL maybe...
<9> I mean something like Freesco...
<6> maybe you're overthinking this entirely?
<6> and yeah. freesco will let you use apache and an ftpd. all on its floppy.
<14> blaster: LEAF is around the smallest I know of - I prefer the bering branch, but that's me
<6> about right now, i want to choke you til you die.
<6> this is where I stop pretending I can be helpful.
<6> DaveHowe: I never liked that so much.
<6> DaveHowe: its because most of the leaf stuff was based on LRP, and thats a big rant.
<1> feel the friendlyness
<6> Lion-O: hey, i tried!
<14> D-side: I like it quite a bit due to the modular nature - makes it easy to build a system on a couple of floppies
<15> "If you disconnect it is because we will reset your router one of the following days"
<1> oooh, calling me a liar? now you must die! :P
<15> (message from ISP)
<1> oh wait, I said friendly :P
<6> piece of ****.
<1> D-side: undernet acting up again?
<6> Lion-O: the usual.
<1> D-side: ****y
<6> Lion-O: i'm just glad I have somewhere else to go, that has no such problems. :)
<1> lol
<1> D-side: we're still working to implement them, have patience ;)
<6> Lion-O: oh *terrific* i cant wait
<1> D-side: I knew you'd be excited! 8)


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