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<0> if i want to have a command exectuted every hour, i need to do "crontab -e" and in the (blank) file that is opened i type "0 * * * * command" ??tell me if this is correct
<1> AlexJ: That sounds about right.
<1> s/sounds/looks/
<0> hmm..another question would be: how do i save and exit the text editor?:|
<2> AlexJ: no, thats wrong.
<2> 'man 5 crontab'.
<0> realy..how to i quit the edior?
<2> oh wait.. never mind, silly me
<2> I thought you mixed up the minutes/hours, turns out that I did :P Silly me.
<0> thanks...
<1> AlexJ: What editor?
<2> the vi editor :P
<1> Lion-O: I do that all the time (mix up hours/minutes)
<1> Lion-O: Hmmm, rumour has it that there's 'other' editors out there.
<2> hehe



<3> gotta love the rumours that you will need at least 800 MB RAM to run Vista with Aero activated
<1> tavi-san: rumours?
<4> tavi-san: i think thats factual actually.
<4> and a 256M video card
<3> waznz: yeah, until final release you dont know that fo sure
<4> but the latter i pulled out of my ***.
<3> D-side: i know
<3> you got a huge ***
<4> better to have one than to BE one! :D
<5> care are un scanner tare de roote
<5> ?
<3> redeye: **** you and your mother
<3> if she's hot
<3> else just go **** yourself
<6> hy guys: where can i get some help?
<4> heh
<4> nkr: if you can ask smart questions, maybe here. if not, #linuxhelp
<6> I think someone rooted my server...what should I do?
<3> nkr: again ask a good question
<7> nkr: disconnect from the net, format and reinstall
<4> what would make you think such a thing
<3> when you say that you should bring some arguments on the weird behaviour your system has
<1> nkr: rebuild the server from backups, ensuring that you patch properly.
<3> or do what K_F usually does with production servers :D
<4> take it offline, stick rkhunter on it afterwards, see what happened.
<6> I kan't...the server must be up 24/24
<4> nkr: wrong.
<8> O..o
<4> nkr: if its rooted, the server goes down.
<6> their is no rootkit on him
<3> nkr: how did you get to that conclusion?
<4> then, before you make me angry, why do you think the box is rooted
<8> sheer genius, this guy
<3> and why the hell did you stated earlier that you system got rooted
<6> suddenly I get time-out..and lack of bandwitch
<6> I have about 4.4 mb
<3> nkr: you could also try google first before you come in here and ask for questions
<6> I was thinking to sniff the traffic a bit but I have no idea for what should I search about
<4> nkr: how in the hell are you in charge of a server that's got over 4mbit of connectivity?
<8> nkr: you should probably go and get somebody who is a real admin then, rather than running in here and crying about it
<3> D-side: well, i was in charge of a 622 mbps pipe :P
<4> tavi-san: yes, but you're not an ***hole.
<6> the real admin is gone for some time
<3> D-side: how do you know that bitch? maybe i am :)
<6> I uselly have some win boxes servers to take care for, but now I must do this aswell
<4> tavi-san: okay, okay! you win! you're an ***hole!
<3> nkr: this is taken from a science fiction story ;)
<4> nkr: you're going to have to tell your boss you can't do this.
<6> what ?
<8> he probably wants your help rooting it so he can 'be sure'
<6> I can do that...about 500 users will hang me :(
<8> like this!



<8> :)
<4> I do feel bad for that guy.
<3> there are tons of things that he could do
<3> i just hope to have tried google a bit
<8> im having a hard time feeling all that bad - he's either a script kiddie who wanted us to show him how to be a l337 h4x0r or he really doesn't know what he's doing, either way we can't help him much
<8> unless it's a SAP system, you can always take a box down
<4> god damnit
<3> why
<2> because ;)
<3> good reason :)
<3> Peter, can i message you for a seccie?
<3> oh, i just typed "seccie"
<3> that sounds so gay... :/
<9> that's ***0r
<4> boss walks over and unplugs my usb wifi nic
<4> just to look at it
<2> aaah you want to message me for a ***0r. Not while I'm at work :P
<2> tavi-san: wh***up? ;)
<4> so i say "you realize I was just editing access lists on the core router, right?"
<4> he wasn't aware. (i was lying anyway)
<3> D-side: rofl
<4> tavi-san: got the point across at least. :)
<3> Lion-O: hah i will begin messaging in 5.4.3.2.1. NOW
<4> my half-baked backup plan is now out the window
<10> re
<2> Hi OldMonk
<4> my brilliant idea: smbmount the NAS/wifi AP thing i've got hanging off my switch, and rsync /home from all boxes to it.
<10> hi Lion-O
<4> that'd do a great job of preserving perms. i'm an ***.
<4> OM
<10> D-side
<3> wlfshmn: i feel you man
<3> hi OM
<10> tavi-san
<11> do most people use bash as their shell? it seemed like tcsh was becoming popular a while bake and then dissapeared
<3> how you doing OM?
<2> quantum: you have been deceived.
<12> tavi-san: hands off!
<10> tavi-san: surviving
<11> Lion-O, inwhat way
<2> quantum: people don't use bash and the likes, people don't like the ease of use. No, the real hit these days is JSH :P
<2> its not free, but then you get something cool! :)
<10> jsh?
<3> OldMonk: probably some java fetish that Lion-O has :D
<2> just imagine being able to get a directory listing by typing "org.gnu.IO.dir("/home/peter").toString()" instead of that boring ls ;-)
<11> Lion-O, it isn't open source?
<10> Lion-O: oh ****, i'm impressed!
<2> the only problem is the lack of chmod and chown and the likes since that hasn't been implemented yet :)
<3> Lion-O: ROFL or just create a new alias l33tLS to that :)
<10> just break out of the sandbox
<2> so make sure you run "chmod -R 777 /*" as root :P
<10> import sys.security.sandbox ; SandBox mySandBox = new SandBox ( "system" ) ; mySandBox.disable(sys.security.sandbox.EVERYTHING);
<3> also, you can use python ;)
<2> stegix!
<3> ****, my cover is b0rked
<10> oh, hehheh
<2> sghl; stegix shell.
<10> schitzo
<13> OldMonk!
<3> hi steve
<13> my ${HOME} phone line is fixed
<13> w00t
<13> tavi-san!
<3> Lion-O: oh, haha :)
<10> o/~ come here dear boy have a cigar you're gonna go far o/~


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