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<0> When was the last time you signed up for the military?
<1> i didn't i worked a social year in nicaraguan slums
<1> but just to be said
<1> if they'd ever send you
<1> i hope you get shot
<1> hugs and kisses
<0> And another one bites the dust.
<0> Hmm. This idiot emailed support about his DNS and is ARGUING with me about how DNS works. He's insisting his A record should NOT point to his server since he specifically purchased our service so he wouldn't need to do that and that instead the A record must point to us so connections reach us so the service can point users to his server.
<0> tavi-san: And ugly too.
<2> Falchion: hah
<0> Man I hate people.
<3> thanks Falchion-whore
<0> tavi-san: :)
<2> Falchion: so... cant you say -your- A record does that, thats why -his- lookup shows his IP? :P
<4> Falchion
<5> Falchion: holy ****.
<0> Jostein: I shaved my goatee off, first time since I got out of the army in 02. My kid sister came by with my dad to visit. Took one look at me coming in the door and goes, "Ew! You're ugly without your beard!". heh
<2> hehehe
<4> Falchion: I suspect I'd look a touch odd without me face fur ;)
<0> Qunan: Hey man :)
<5> Falchion: how old is she?
<0> Qunan: I shaved during a bonfire. My compound (the building i live in) had a booze and fire event in the backyard. Facial hair came into the conversation and one of the girls said I should shave. So I went and shaved and came back out. As soon as she noticed, everyone pointed flashlights at me and started cheering and ****. heh They prefer me without it. I look a lot younger too, which is a plus.
<0> D-side: 11
<6> Falchion just reminded me I have to email Leadtek
<0> 12..? 11 or 12. heh
<0> catapro: Uh....?
<4> Falchion: eh well, been going on since about 1999.. 2000
<4> Falchion: never liked shaving, so I don't.
<4> Falchion: trim, yes, shave, no
<6> Falchion you were talking about client-server (humans) problems
<0> Qunan: I had to shave every morning int he army and I hated it. Soon as I got out, my goatee became a natural part of me. heh
<0> catapro: Ah. heh
<4> hrm
<4> throat's sore. bit of rum fixes that.
<6> Leadtek make a tuner that lets the remote buttons repeat like in ages, it's called Winfast tv2000 XP and although it's designed for duh XP it's no different there either
<4> for a while anyhow ;)
<6> don't you get drunk too
<4> your point?
<6> the left one. It is just an illusion, there aren't two
<6> :) moving on.
<5> that leadtek bttv card is a piece of ****.
<5> you should have known that before you bought it.
<6> it is the Expert
<6> the card I mean
<5> between it and you, i agree. :D
<6> never argued with that, you expert
<6> what do you think about that version?
<5> so then, you'll do the sensible thing and return that pile of crap, right? or perhaps sell it on ebay/craigslist/local equiv?
<6> I don't know, aside from this prob it's great; reception
<5> as ridiculous as this statement is, i'm a "tuner card snob"
<6> nice to meet you; cx23883-39 chipset, 49button remote control, the most advanced thing I found withot hardware encoding
<0> D-side: You're also emo!
<5> bttv doesn't cut it for me, I need at least an mpeg2 encoder onboard. i really want the plextor usb2.0 box w/ mpeg4 encoding.
<5> Falchion: **** my balls you hairless nancy.
<0> D-side: heh
<5> i'm still reeling from the loss of steve irwin
<4> heh heh.. dongle
<0> Only found one. I should pick it up.
<5> Falchion: plextor makes it.
<0> Qunan: heh
<5> without a tuner too if thats what you want.
<7> can i kill a process using the number found in a file? (most programs have a .pid file where the proces number is located)
<0> Yep, without tuner. There's a couple out there.
<5> Falchion: do you care about linux support?
<0> AlexJ: Of course.
<7> ...mind telling me how?
<0> D-side: Not sure yet. Dunno if I'm gonan stick it on my linux box or wait till I have another windows server.
<0> AlexJ: man kill.
<7> how did i know that that would be the answer?:|
<0> AlexJ: And you can also find out the pid of a running process with ps.
<0> AlexJ: I'm gonna take a wild guess that it wasn't because you're the brightest bulb in the lamp
<7> :)
<3> <JaKa> In soviet russia, you must kill a kitten to *********e
<7> don't see anythong in man about that...
<5> AlexJ: i will spoonfeed you if you promise to go away. how's that sound?
<0> AlexJ: Uh. You don't see how to kill a process using the pid in the man page for kill?
<5> i give you the answer, you don't come back for at least an hour or two
<5> he doesn't want to do it with the pid, he wants to do it by way of the .pid file.
<4> ./zap AlexJ how about no answer, and not back for a day or two?
<7> thank you D-side
<4> D-side: ;)
<0> D-side: That isn't what he asked.
<5> Qunan: he hasnt earned that.
<0> I answered exactly what he asked.
<5> Falchion: actually yeah, he did.
<3> http://www.bash.org/?672988
<4> D-side: and?
<5> unless i'm just very good at understanding these people.
<0> D-side: Nope. "can i kill a process using the number found in a file?"
<5> Qunan: i tend to be a little more fair than most of them here.
<0> D-side: No, i know what he MEANT, that isn't what he asked.
<5> AlexJ: do we have a deal?
<7> D-side what deal?
<5> i answer your question, then you go away
<7> i asked what D-side undesrstood
<4> haha
<4> http://www.bash.org/?675691
<7> this channel is the only place where i never get any real help...have a nice day
<0> AlexJ: No, you didn't ask that. You meant that but you didn't ask that. You asked how to kill a process using the pid found in a file, which I answered.
<5> okay. who here saw me tell him i'd answer his jack*** ****ing question?
<0> Never gets any real help... So why did he come here?
<0> D-side: Not him, apparently.
<5> **** it. next idiot gets it double because of that ***.
<0> Remember boys and girls: You can't spell Elite without IT!
<0> Hmm, I should sell shirts saying that.
<2> "< AlexJ> this channel is the only place where i never get any real help...have a nice day"
<5> where's step 2 though?
<2> major display of intelligence coming here then :P
<5> i'm lurking in #linuxhelp waiting for him to show up, so i can immediately ban him
<0> heh
<5> subconciously he doesnt WANT help, and I'll help him along with that.
<2> D-side: hahaha
<2> and people say the linux community
<2> aint helping :P
<5> i just had a fried egg and spam sandwich for breakfast.
<5> it wasnt bad.
<5> i feel a little bad for the guy really. its a shell issue, not really concerning "kill" itself.
<5> but the man is a fool, and can thus go **** himself
<3> god rest steve the crocodile hunter :(
<8> :((
<5> yes indeed.
<2> Im sure he appreciates that you've given the "**** yourself" this much thought
<8> is die
<5> Jostein: i'm mad.
<0> hahah idiot user is asking if we'll ever provide Intranet DNS service and actually says "My guess is that these will be more popular in the future. Think about sharing your files on the internet cafe, etc". *shudder*
<0> How do these people manage to survive long enough to learn to type?
<0> Hmm, the average of the IQ of the chan just dropped big time.
<0> Wonder wh-- Oh.. azaaa rejoined.
<1> oh yea by accident
<4> heh
<4> http://www.bash.org/?671221
<0> Sure by accident. Uh huh.
<2> Falchion: hahahahahaha
<2> Falchion: It takes a particular kind of stupidity to work (successfully) in IT, yet to fail completely fail to understand key concepts like that :P
<2> s/to fail/to/
<2> wuhehe
<2> Qunan: ^^
<0> Jostein: Yeha, this morning has been full of good ones.
<5> usually the people you described above
<5> are called consultants.
<0> D-side: Aren't you a consultant?
<5> no ****face I am not.
<5> if i were ever to be, i'd find a different title.
<0> The hell you aren't. You just described your job to be the other day, ****er :P
<5> you must have a very short memory.
<0> Yes, i do, but you sure sound like a consultant to me :P
<5> how can one be a consultant when he works for a single corporation?
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