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<0> All this time I thought we sold camels here. Oh, and blue carpet.
<1> Viking667: Ah no, we have a bed :)
<2> DaveHowe, I can speak to a lawyer there?
<1> Viking667: We were looking at wardrobes, shelves and drawers
<0> wow. How's she taking to that?
<2> Thank you.
<3> rhowe: heh. so... what is the deal with futon?
<2> I would call up a lawyer, you see.
<3> extra crappy bed and you pay extra for it?
<1> Jostein: No idea
<2> But it is Sunday and tomorrow is a holiday.
<4> brinkley: You're not very bright.
<5> brinkley: mailing list that specializes in legal issues related to the debian linux distribution
<2> Falchion, How so?
<4> brinkley: People have already pointed out why to you. You're just not paying attention, dummy.
<3> brinkley: you ask questions but dont read answers unless they suit you. that is 1 (of many) sign(s) of stupidity



<2> Jostein, Actually, that's not a sign of stupidity at all.
<4> brinkley: Yes it is, stupid.
<2> If I listened to every idiot saying every idiotic thing, I would be an idiot myself.
<3> brinkley: no. there is nothing wrong about molesting underage goats. now that we've cleared that up, can you please leave?
<4> brinkley: You ARE an idiot.
<4> Jostein: What if he's related to the goat?
<5> Falchion: no, he isn't. he aspires, though lack of hard work or dedication, to be an idiot when he grows up...
<3> Falchion: I dont think incest laws applies to people of goat-heritage
<4> DaveHowe: With luck, he'll play in traffic before then.
<3> Falchion++
<2> The point is I don't have time to see a lawyer.
<2> That's what brings me to this smart channel here.
<4> brinkley: You are a complete ****ing retard. Go away.
<3> brinkley: subtle complementing doesnt get morons anywhere here.
<4> Corky looks at you and goes, "Holy ****, what a retard!"
<4> Jostein: If it did, you'd have @ :)
<3> hahahahahahaha
<2> Ladies love to give advice.
<5> brinkley: lawyers are incredibly flexable about things provided you pay them. any number will happily accept email questions accompanied by your CC details...
<2> Until they are called to take responsibility for that advice.
<2> DaveHowe, Really?
<5> a bit like smsie really, but not as openly abusive :)
<4> brinkley: What part of "go away" do you not understand?
<3> ok. one more gl*** of wine, and if Im not tired by then, Ill go to bed anyway
<4> heh
<6> nope.
<5> yes, he did :)
<6> the moron can't even do that
<3> Im sure he needed a lawyers advice as to if he should rejoin
<6> thats the problem with these idiots today...
<6> see?
<5> you can take the moron out of the channel, but... ah, who cares? :)
<4> you know, if I needed to speak to a lawyer, the last words out of my mouth would be "I don't have time to see a lawyer".
<6> he doesn't know how to return to this channel in time.
<6> damnit
<6> there we go ;)
<6> ### Inviting brinkley to #linux
<6> aaaah, now all is well.
<5> free legal advice is approximately worth as much as you pay for it - or less :)
<6> brinkley: I spoke with my lawyer about all this and he said to p*** you a message
<6> there we go. problem solved.
<6> that'll be $20 please :)
<3> I thought you said free?
<3> was that free as in speech, eh? :P
<6> Jostein: I never said free ;) the idiot got a free ride out of here, but someone has got to pay 8)
<6> so, lets say $10 and I won't invite him back in? ;)
<3> :P
<3> lets say $100 and I wont invite him to neko!
<5> "next month can you do the little car on his desk too?"
<6> Jostein: errr ;)
<6> Jostein: for $120 I won't tell him about your server then 8)
<3> lol
<7> morning Lion-O, Jostein, Dave
<3> hey Cynic
<6> Hi there Cynic
<7> it's spring! it's spring! it's spring! *jumps around*
<6> errrr? you just got laid or something? :)
<3> Lion-O: nah. he got a spring up his ***
<7> heh, no, although 'spring fever' is kicking in already, so hopefully in the not too distant future ;)
<6> lol
<7> i am like a newly shorn lamb on crack with tobasco sauce up its ***



<7> *bounce bounce*
<3> so, sorta like evilmoew, but only in a good mood then?
<6> oh no
<6> err, Hi there szymon
<4> Cynic: Careful, you're turning Jostein on.
<5> hi smsie
<3> heh
<8> I have a pcmcia networkcard and Im trying to access a wireless accesspoint.. Im connecting with dhclient and it seems i got access to the accesspoint..I got localip and I can ping the gw.. But I cant ping or get network outside the gw.. what may be wrong? the 'route' should be correct..
<3> hah
<3> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/chungdy/Pics/warning.jpg
<3> Im not going into deep philosophical debates about what it means that you find images like these while looking for stuff, but that one is sorta amusing :P
<0> bite ... hard...
<0> err. semtex... (spelling)
<1> woo, IPv6 conntrack is in mainline
<9> oh. so YOU'RE the guy who cares about ipv6.
<9> i always wondered who it was.
<7> heh
<7> D-side++
<1> D-side: Well, IPv6 conntrack was the only reason I wasn't using it
<10> Yep, hosed the **** out of that system
<9> reality: heh.
<10> Which means...reinstall
<9> what'd you do
<10> I think the HD might be dead
<9> ****s.
<10> Beats me what happened
<10> Power went out
<1> reality: There's a nice bug in XFS in 2.6.17.0-.7
<9> tell me it wasnt the box you've been using for the mythtv ****
<1> reality: It affects directories containing lots of files
<9> rhowe: oh, right. thats bit tons of people in the ***.
<10> rhowe: ext3
<9> another wonderful theory shot down
<1> D-side: Yeah, it bit my /usr/bin and /var/lib/dpkg/info
<10> D-side: Yeah, it was the mythtv devel box
<1> D-side: I had the fun of looking in /usr/lost+found at a bunch of random executables, with the task of figuring out what was what
<0> oww.
<1> D-side: for i in *; do "$i" --version; done told me what 80% were
<0> guess I'd better not use that just yet then.
<1> D-side: The others I had to figure out by their behaviour :)
<10> I figure I may as well upgrade the thing to dapper while I'm at it
<1> D-side: Pretty cool test of *nix knowledge, that one. Give someone an executable and say "What's this?"
<10> It's been running breezy for a long time now
<1> D-side: Especially when --version tells you nothing, it has few interesting results when run through strings, and when you run it, it just starts reading stdin :)
<10> Luckily, I saved all of the compile commands for vlc, x264, ffmpeg, etc and have them in a script setup to just download, compile, install
<1> reality: http://www.debian-multimedia.org/
<10> rhowe: Unless those are tuned packages, they aren't going to do me much good
<1> reality: hm, possibly not
<10> I need vlc/ffmpeg compiled with x264/3gpp support
<11> might be an idea to get the source packages and compile them the way you want, keep things cleaner
<10> libolt: That's what I've always done
<10> Except what ****s is that I didn't stick /opt on a separate partition
<11> debian packages?
<10> So that's going to be wiped when I reinstall
<10> Ubuntu
<11> ah well same thing :P
<11> just curious, what do you use the x264 and 3gpp for?
<1> 3gpp is used on mobile phones, I know that much
<10> libolt: Streaming to mobile device
<11> ah okay
<11> hmm I guess I'll go ahead and update all of my debian/amd64 and x86 installs
<1> woo
<9> rhowe: just read what you said before. indeed so, good job. :)
<1> D-side: And, my Soekris router is now running 2.6.17.11 :)
<0> For system recovery, I've found a package manager verifier to be almost invaluable for software installed as packages... but no good for stuff I installed outside the package manager.
<9> rhowe: what are you running on it?
<9> a CF based distro or something?


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