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<0> how can one be a consultant when he works for a single corporation?
<1> D-side: You don't.
<1> You said you got work from someone else her ein the chan.
<1> That would imply not working for a single corp.
<0> man i think you've got brain damage from all the cordite you breathed in during your service
<0> I said no such thing.
<0> I've held the same job for 5+ years.
<1> Oh wait.
<1> You're right, I was thinking of steakk. Sorry aboutt hat :) heh
<0> you sir are an ***.
<1> Yeah, I am. But I'm still a handsome mother****er so all is still well.
<0> but a child just called you an ugly bastard?
<0> that one hurt, didn't it? :)
<1> D-side: That was my sister. And yes, it hurt. Not as much as my foot did kicikg her inthe jaw,. but yes, it did hurt.
<0> mmhmm.



<1> heh
<0> Falchion: i wish this were you when you shaved that goatee:
<0> http://madandugly.drunkrhino.com/images/fbf/shaving.gif
<1> Close enough.
<0> :)
<1> One day, when you can manage to grow facial hair, see how it feels to shave parts of your face that haven't been shaved in years. :P
<0> thats unfortunately true.
<2> hehe http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/04/iraq_419/
<0> the "hairy bastard" gene is absent in me.
<1> I know. I can see you on the webcam.
<1> http://www.bash.org/?346467
<2> I wonder if they will reply to "Can I have one of the bombs instead?"
<3> wlfshmn: I call BS on that
<3> Although, it does play rather nicely on the Fox News crowd
<4> wlf
<2> ERic
<1> I hate when I tell a user to delete a service and they try to delete their entire account instead. Meh
<1> Hehe user with the name "easywarez" wants his hostnames back that were deleted due to AUP.... hahaha
<0> hahaha
<5> Awwwww
<3> There's some nice *** software for pocketPCs today
<0> reality: hm?
<3> http://www.sbsh.net/products/pocketbreeze/
<0> linux or actual ppc os?
<0> question answered.
<3> iLauncher is pretty nifty as well
<0> i've never seen that one either.
<0> mainly i use wisbar and thats about it.
<3> I use SBP's pocket plug
<3> plus
<3> Same thing as iLauncher
<3> Except less customizable
<0> ah.
<1> Another user just sent 3 novel sized emails with like no factual information whatsoever. Geezus...
<3> D-side: Check this thread out.. http://forum.xda-developers.com/viewtopic.php?t=26468&highlight=
<1> All I use my PPC for is with TomTom in my car.
<3> TomTom6 has issues
<1> Dunno what version I'm using but it works perfectly.
<3> TomTom6 just came out last week...
<1> Then nope. hehe
<1> What issues, anyways? Can it use the old maps?
<3> Crash issues
<1> hehe ouch
<1> What the **** is with idiot ****ing users arguing when they contact support!? "Your problem is X". "No its not. I think it's something else." "No sir, it is X." "Nope, you're wrong, it can't be X as i thnk it is something else." "No, it is X." "No, i think it's something else." "If you were able to think, you wouldn't have called us. Stop thinking and listen. Your problem is X."
<1> s/have/have had
<2> Falchion: Followed by "I want to talk to your supervisor!" ;)
<1> wlfshmn: My supervisors now are the 2 owners of the company and they'd agree with me :)
<2> Falchion: Well, sure, but the customer doesn't know that yet ;)
<1> wlfshmn: hehe If the dude writes back, I'm going to see how insulting I can be without making an obvious insult :) its a fun game we like to play.
<6> ;)
<1> When $coworker and I deal with tickets that each other has already helped a user and that user is still not getting it, we see how many "As XXXX said, " we can get into the ticket.
<7> Win 13
<7> er...
<7> Win 13 dollars by teaching me how to use my keyboard!
<3> Falchion: Sounds like you need a new job
<1> reality: Nope.
<1> reality: I'm good at my job, I work for an awesome company, I get paid extremely well. It's just that users are idiots :)
<8> anyone here who can help me out in setting up my laptop edubuntu for net connection? im really new to linux. my lan card is a pcmcia dvice and when i use the live cd the net conneciton is ok but when i installed it i cant even browse



<9> nai: can you ping IPs? can you ping hosts?
<8> im on a network. my net is shared through a router with four ports
<9> ...and?
<10> open the console and type ping and some ip that you know is there
<10> ...
<8> ok. wait ill check the ip of this computer
<9> not this ip, idiot!
<11> you guys sure this isn't better if it happened in #linuxhelp ?
<10> there is such a thing?
<10> why didnt you tell me?
<11> yeah. this is not a help channel
<11> as we probably say 100 times a day
<9> let's isolate the issue, let LH tell him how to fix it
<10> maybe write it in the topic then
<11> azaaa: you clearly havent readthe FAQ
<11> that is indeed linked in the topic
<10> true.
<8> it said network is unreachable
<12> OldMonk
<12> oh he left
<1> azaaa: if you read our documentation, you'd have had a clue. But we established earlier that you're a chimp.
<1> OldMonk: Hey, you still interested in the coop writers site dev?
<12> was it azaaa who hugged and kissed EVERYONE before leaving?
<12> yep
<10> ap
<1> cheeksy: He's the one who decided to insult then run. And then come back "by accident".
<10> yap
<10> well its join after perform
<12> oh
<10> but i still hope you get shot
<10> if you thought I'd have taken it back
<12> so why not un-joining before getting help in performing that?
<1> azaaa: I have been. What's your point?
<12> :o)
<10> ah sorry I meant shot and die
<12> Dead Like Me
<1> azaaa: Won't happen. On the other hand, you should go out and play in traffic.
<1> cheeksy: Great show.
<10> ok
<1> azaaa: That is, if your dads will let you cross the street alone yet.
<10> i might
<10> that was mean :)
<10> i am shocked
<1> azaaa: I'm mean and you're a ****tard. I'd rather be me than you.
<12> i need another anti-hystamine pill.
<10> uh baby, i dont know if i can take it any longer
<1> cheeksy: So take one.
<12> or histamine whatever the spelling is
<12> Falchion: cant find it
<1> cheeksy: Go to the store then
<1> cheeksy: I'd bring you one, but its a long drive to China :/
<1> cheeksy: Oh hey, i was looking at http://www.nationalgeographicexpeditions.com for the China trips. Little too expensive though so if I do end up going, I'll do a normal trip.
<12> Falchion: the one i take you cant bring from wherever you are :o)
<1> cheeksy: I could. I'll pretend to be azaaa and use my natural pockets!
<1> Do it jail-style!
<12> Falchion: yeah his pockets are too small to reach my home-land so... really, be yourself lol
<12> [I cant believe I actually said that but it's better than being azaaa]
<12> Tamahome!!!
<13> cheeksy
<1> cheeksy: Uh. hehe by natural pockets, I meant sneaking in the pills using my tush :P So basically your response made me sound liek goatse or something.
<1> cheeksy: http://www.nationalgeographicexpeditions.com/486.html <-- I so wanna do that trip.
<12> Falchion: you said LIKE AZAAA i said - BE YOURSELF
<13> Nanuq showed me this british show called The IT Crowd yesterday, OMG is it funny
<12> Falchion: looks really nice
<1> $50k though. hehe Per person.
<12> wow
<12> so much!
<12> for national geographics trip the hotels choice is way too pricey
<14> hi all, anyone here uses asterisk? can I use it without using any telephony cards just my ethernet connection, I want like my both branches can talk for free using the existing internet connection.


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