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<0> The school only got to find out about what had happened by chance when somebody told a teacher the girls had been seen smoking.
<1> bsims: umm, how does harry potter come into this?
<0> Bwhahaha
<0> OldMonk: have you read any fanfic these people make me look normal
<1> bsims: oh, no i haven't
<2> XyZzY: thanks, but it does not do what I want. For example whenever I use /dev/dsp a second app cant use it
<3> OldMonk: good. your brain ain't too warped then g04t boy :P
<1> i don't even know what a fanfic is
<0> It can make *me* weep
<3> OldMonk: fanfic- fiction 'wrote' by fans of a specific genre. usually very bad writing.
<0> fan written fiction... if you ever wanted to know how Marty Sue (the writer) saved Kirk and Spock's gay marrage, the ship, and the Universe... these are your people
<1> bwaahaahaa!
<3> while saving the Tribbles from being orderves
<0> no but these people are serious is the sad part



<1> harry eyed hermione speculatively. ``was it you who did the spell of erection when i was called to the blackboard in cl*** today?'' hermione simpered, ``no, harry'' she said. then, ``but darling harry, i can see the spell hasn't worn off yet. what are you planning to do about it?''
<1> anytime :)
<3> OldMonk: these are the people who think it's good erotica by s/wand/penis/ the harry potter books
<1> XyZzY: it's pretty funny, yes
<0> OldMonk: for extra points read the Snape/weasly twins slash fictions
<1> good erotica is going too far though, IMHO
<3> see now THAT's the sort of pranks I think you would find in a wizardry school
<0> OldMonk: the Subgenius have a term "Bulldada" for things that are great because of how bad they are... Plan 9 from Outer Space applies
<0> and who can forget the spell Viagrus
<3> Viagrus Erectus Magnificus
<1> XyZzY++
<2> that'd imply s/magic/***
<1> *** IS magic!
<0> XyZzY: no that's proper latin and thus wrong for the genre, make it piglatin as parsed by a 6th grader
<2> or s/black magic/doggy style/ and s/white magic/missionary ***/
<3> good *** is great. bad *** is kinky?
<1> s/black magic/BDSM/
<0> XyZzY: *** is like pizza even when it's bad its still pretty good
<0> OldMonk: legend of the Overfiend
<3> hebek: Iagrusvay Erectusway Agnificusmay
<0> yeah I have them all in divix
<0> XyZzY: better
<3> bsims: probably the new series too
<0> Daakman: too late now <g>
<4> since it looks like $boss might be ready to say something he doesn't want to here
<2> XyZzY, huh?
<3> hebek: privmsg block
<1> VPN == Vice-President's Niece? sounds like a good idea!
<0> new series
<0> take pictures, swap heads with Supervisor
<2> new 2 xchat sorry, cluless for now
<3> http://www.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html
<5> man
<5> I've gotten pretty good at playing this tune unplugged.
<5> if the wife didn't just go to bed I'd fire up the PA and make some noise.
<6> Man, this bitch was chasing me down the road today...for like 6 blocks...I finally gave up, and told her to keep her damned purse
<1> hehheh
<0> Bhwaha
<4> **** the $boss
<1> Daakman: is she cute?
<4> I logged of of work's VPN so I don't have to talk to him anymore tonight
<2> my neighbours are fornicating again...
<4> OldMonk: $bosses $boss is "cute" in the face, but quite big in the $***
<1> Daakman: two for the price of one?
<4> OldMonk: uhm...well...
<4> I guess
<7> OldMonk: /m ?
<1> hi whitecap
<1> sure
<4> whitecap: don't forget to /m me whatever you'r talking to him about



<4> whitecap: I need some gossip
<4> I guess bsims is done tonight
<5> sweet
<8> poof
<9> wtf?
<9> OldMonk, around?
<1> yes
<5> Daakman: dude, cajun hell on that CD *rules*
<4> siglite: Exodus rocks :)
<5> I should take that to my guitar teacher tomorrow
<5> let him teach me cajun hell
<9> OldMonk, whats the error message i was getting on quits?
<5> omg that song so pwnz
<5> and it's in a seriously twisted ****ed up scale too
<1> 10:38 = vIkSiT [~viksit@68.63.158.239] quit (Ping timeout)
<1> 11:36 = vIkSiT2 [~viksit@68.63.158.239] quit (Quit: Leaving)
<4> siglite: That would be cool :)
<9> weird
<5> man
<5> down in a hole is a really beautiful song fingerpicked on accoustic
<4> down in a hole is a great song
<4> period.
<8> hey OM, sig
<4> Nan
<4> I have to pee, brb
<10> so it looks like i'm not gonna be going to Iraq this year
<8> Strider: I'm still aiming for that shopkeep job in .af
<1> Nanuq!
<11> Strider: good!
<8> Qim!
<11> yo Eriq, OM
<1> Cynic
<8> Cynic: finally getting at my flat today ;)
<11> sweet
<5> this has been a great tune to improve my fingerpicking too.
<11> i've got a few places sussed out..
<8> siglite: hey ;)
<11> siglite: Blackbird by the Beatles is a really good practice piece for fingerpicking
<5> Cynic: hmm... I don't recall the song.
<5> hey Nanuq
<8> siglite: need to work on my b***. cow-orker plays guitar with a guy on drums, they're horny for a b***ist
<5> Nanuq: man, you know what's hard to find?
<8> siglite: want a copy?
<5> Nanuq: a b***ist is EASY to find.
<8> siglite: thanks for making me feel wanted ;)
<5> Nanuq: a RELIABLE b***ist is damned near impossible to find.
<8> siglite: oh you mean one that doesn't do drugs and alcohol to excess?
<5> well, there's that
<11> we should have a #linux guitarwars thing sometime
<5> but one that'll show up for practice and gigs. hard as hell to find.
<4> back
<8> siglite: hmm
<4> went outside for a smoke...it's damn cold out
<11> Ricky!
<4> Kimmy!
<8> siglite: well, I'd actually commit to such if I thought I didn't ****
<4> Cynic: What's up?
<5> Nanuq: man, there are many many levels of b*** you can play at.
<5> Nanuq: a lot of bands will be happy with a b***ist that can keep a four count with the drums.
<5> blomp blomp blomp blomp
<11> Daakman: poker... skyping with old flatmates.. just hanging out in general
<8> oh well that I can do
<4> Cynic: Cool...what poker games?
<5> bbkf has her first b*** lesson tomorrow
<11> Daakman: still just $20+2 NL tournaments.. single-table
<4> Cynic: Holdem?
<5> she won't play around me. she says I intimidate her because I'm good. But, she's apparently on crack, cuz I ain't good.
<8> siglite: now if you want the likes you hear in Cake.. that'll be a bit of time


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