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<0> siglite: naturally.
<1> hey wait, I do
<2> hey there
<1> my D50 works as a digital vid cam doesn't it?
<0> siglite: how do you think I shot the bling bling siglite racin vid
<0> I have nfi.
<1> I think it does...
<0> I imagine it would do some video.
<3> this camera i just got does video, but the ****er don't do audio.
<3> the audio is just as important when you're filming a good blow job
<1> dude, if I did video of me doing a japanese karate kata, could you dub in some cheezy martial arts sound effects?
<4> jgaddis: get a Canon Powershot S2 stereo sound baby
<0> I dont know? maybe .
<5> sorry to interrupt. anyone saw what I said?
<1> kosmo: I'd be in leathers....
<1> kosmo: the power ranger thing....



<0> siglite: that would be SO funny.
<0> siglite: $wife said we would have to use "Kung Fu Fighting" and "Turning Japanese" :)
<3> Hmm, looks like I can get a Blackberry now.
<1> oh yeah
<6> which i think is crap, if i have my facts straight
<6> the lawsuit was based on the supposition that NTP actually held valid patents, right?
<0> jgaddis: ewwwwww.
<6> and each of which were tossed out by the USPO, no?
<0> D-side: but the injunction had been granted ... I heard some really oddball mumbo jumbo about it. long and the short of it is RIM aint out of the woods yet
<0> siglite: $wife says that if you did it just right, you could use it to GET new sponsorship for $racing career
<1> you know....
<1> that's true
<0> cyberduck ++
<0> I am SO jealous. My wife's iPod is spiffier than mine.
<0> I MUSt fix this.
<4> hrm spend 650 on a used T40 or 750 on a new ECS brand laptop with about twice the CPU specs are other wise the same... opinions
<0> bsims: you said that before?
<6> okay. bed now, later fellas.
<4> kosmo: couldn't remember the booze is kicking in
<0> Id get the stinkpad, honestly. my T22 has been ROCK solid.
<0> bsims: hahahahahahahahaha
<4> Yeah but that is like 4 SKS rifles or two good guns though... decisions decisions
<4> Hrm anyone know a way to extract the ppd.tgz from a apple driver? I couldn't mount the apple driver via loopback on ext3
<0> bsims: for what?
<0> err. what device?
<4> this was a canon that gimpprint didn't fully support yet just was wondering
<0> hrrm.
<7> re
<4> the apple driver is actually a snapshot of apple fs but I couldn't mount it via loopback it said no apple format found well yeah its on ext3
<8> Daakman
<4> OldMonk: what is this "run" of which he spoke
<9> heya OldMonk
<4> Me in another chanel hax: I just figure its magic and have enscribed a penticle on the inside of his computer case to keep the magic in
<4> Daakman: if your contract says it has to be on and charged a microwave oven (turned off) makes a good storage place... shielded ya know
<0> bsims: ask TenBaseT about the can at the office.
<9> bsims: I. don't. give. a. ****.
<9> bsims: A dead battery is fine for me :)
<9> This is the close of a horribly long week at work
<9> probably the worst yet
<4> er yer
<9> after guzzling a half-gallon, you'd think I could breathe fire now :)
<4> you guzzled half a gallon of whiskey?!?! /me p***es the bottomless gl*** over it's connected via wormhole to the whiskey seas of Kentucky
<10> b33r ?
<9> whitecap: anything with alcohol
<4> Daakman: /me keeps a 250ml flask of everclear around at work... It's Officialy for cleaning printheads and safely degunking cpu's
<9> hehe
<9> nice
<9> take fruit punch to work with you too?
<4> of course not... chilled distilled water
<4> makes the best damn vodka ya ever drank



<9> heh
<0> siglite: moop?
<0> siglite: nebbermind.
<4> AOL?
<11> ugg...belly butten lint really stinsk
<9> guess we've resorted to banning the whole of AOL again...
<4> Steakk: nah the gunk under an ingrown toenail
<9> I remember a few years ago, we unbanned them and everything had been fine for a long time
<0> ewww. toejam
<9> I. DO. NOT. WANT. TO. WORK. IN. OPERATIONS. ANYMORE.
<9> **** operations...operations is for n00bs
<0> Daakman: ****s to be you.
<12> HELLDESK? ****. YOU. AND. THE. HORSE. YOU. RODE. IN. ON.
<0> Daakman: wtf are you doing working off hours?
<4> Daakman: you sound ready to post your first rant in Alt.Tech-support.recovery
<11> bsims: ack..yeah, that too
<12> Don't mind operations. just as long as helldesk is not part of it. rather mindless work.
<12> felt like a paper dog. left stack of paper everywhere that had the same reception to them as well crap
<9> kosmo: people in ops organizations do that, fairyl consistentyl...at least in all ops orgs I've ever worked in
<4> RKV the ****er and then turn tenticled horrors loose on the survivors
<9> maybe I should just get out of IT altogether
<4> Daakman: you sound like you finaly have the right attitude for Systems Administration
<9> ****a sys admin
<4> why yes, yes I do have a Etherkiller on the wall at work
<9> I need to do something midless, like flip burgers or some ****
<8> Daakman: irc is mindless enough
<4> Daakman: whats your location if you are local I will take you out shooting to let you vent your frustrations... I have the police style body outline targets and a SKS
<8> yeah, bsims one response to any situation is to pull out a gun
<8> go bsims, go!
<8> shoot someone quick!
<9> I have 8 guns in my house
<9> bsims: I live in Norther VA
<4> OldMonk: what you would prefer people to paper?
<8> .msg Daakman will you please shoot bsims for me? remember, you owe me a big favour!
<8> oops!
<4> Daakman: Ah west-central Illinois
<9> heh
<4> OldMonk: heh forgot you joined
<9> bsims: That's a long drive :)
<4> yeah did I mention that $fine_city raised gas tax 1.7% so prices went from 2.26 to 2.46/gal
<8> that's like asking, ``would you prefer me to break your fingers or your knees?''
<9> OldMonk: I prefer to break your knees
<9> at least right now
<12> Daakman: only 8?
<9> XyZzY: Yeah, only 8
<8> Daakman: will you still love me in the morning?
<9> OldMonk: as long as you let me sodomize you
<4> it also works on cardoors
<8> Daakman: you want to change positions today?
<9> OldMonk: I want to be the pitcher, like always
<9> I already know that story
<9> in fact, she lived about 5 minutes from here when that happened
<8> Daakman: really? did you know those dudes... the bobbits?
<9> OldMonk: No, I did not know them...but I knew the firefighters that were called to retrieve the lobbed off penis...she tossed it out the car window driving down the road
<13> hi
<8> ``excuse me sir, i'm looking for a penis... would you have seen one lying around anywhere?''
<12> Daakman: and it landed in your yard? ;P
<9> XyZzY: No
<13> A question: how do I enable software mixing, aka dmix, for alsa on /dev/dsp?
<4> Two girls aged 12 were expelled from a private bording school for making a video where they went around in underwear and flashed the camera to sell to their male counterparts... /me waits for the Harry Potter fanfic people to pick up on this
<12> hebek: try amixer '
<4> The school only got to find out about what had happened by chance when somebody told a teacher the girls had been seen smoking.


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