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<0> gah...hold on
<1> Jostein: nah, it just filters on quality, and you FAIL"!
<2> in that case it loves quality and only eats the good packets :P
<1> meh.. talk about wierd music in the stream..
<1> german language dancehall music sounds... wrong.
<2> hahahaha
<1> good thing last.fm allows one to skip in streams ;)
<3> bah, abba > you all *runs*
<1> RelDrgn: I am the proud owner of exactly zero abba records ;)
<0> wlfshmn...try it again...
<2> K_F: http://www.amazon.com/This-Is-Jazz-Vol-16/dp/B000002AEF
<4> hi all
<5> hi
<0> hey OM...wanna try a test for me?
<4> dogbert2: in a minute?
<0> okz...



<5> i am using discover on ubuntu and it doesn't detect any of my equipment. any ideas?
<4> dogbert2: yup
<4> tsokolat
<6> g'evening everyone
<6> OldMonk
<2> and then she leaves. boring
<4> Jostein
<4> oh, only to the women, huh?
<2> only 3:33am here
<2> OldMonk: youve been lurking here a few minutes already
<4> apologies for thinking one could get some civility here if one didn't have tits and a cunt
<2> felt odd specificly targeting you when Tsokolat was the one saying "g'evening"
<2> I honestly care -0- about tits on irc
<2> unless they decide to show them to me, and most dont
<1> I care. I ban people showing moobs.
<2> lol
<4> yeah, right :)
<2> so that is what the Steakk ban is about eh? :P
<4> Steakk: has boobs?
<4> .msg Steakk hi beautiful mwah mwah!
<4> oops, damn!
<1> moobs. big differance.
<1> RelDrgn: You are allowed to posess them. Just don't send pictures ,)
<1> I'm not -that- evil
<1> well, I am, but I don't act on every evil impulse I have
<1> Jostein: what you and K_F do in his appartment is entirely up to you
<2> *grin*
<1> in the absence of g0ats, drastic measures may have to be taken
<4> .msg x remuser #linux wlfshmn "Not evil enough"
<2> this apartment is 100% g0at fre
<4> oops!
<2> free.
<2> that is all I'm saying :P
<1> OldMonk: ;)
<1> Jostein: besides, .no has bestiality laws IIRC
<1> Jostein: (and don't ask me how I know that)
<4> haahaa!
<2> wlfshmn: its like weed. its only illegal if you get caught red handed by the cops :P
<4> handed?
<1> banging a g0at in an appartment in oslo though might be a tad risky
<2> "in the act"
<7> you'll want to take it next door to sweden
<2> nah. just go to the muslim areas and the SNR will be good
<1> yupp. perfectly legal here, as long as the goat enjoys it.
<2> wlfshmn: hah
<2> wlfshmn: .se is #Linux country of choice #1, eh? :P
<8> You gotta love when a kernel option is labeled (DEPRECATED) (NEW)
<1> Jostein: it si though. well, technically I think it is if the g0at doesn't isn't harmed
<1> Jostein: we removed our beastiality laws in the early 70s when we rewrote our constitution
<1> Jostein: so now it's just the cruelty to animals laws that kick in instead
<2> right
<1> not really a huge problem anyway..
<2> wlfshmn: not as long as we deliberately keep our goats illiterate enough to not being able to file a police report
<1> Jostein: ;)
<3> hm, I broke amazon's recommendation system. The music section thinks I should buy The Mind's I. While Hofstadter is awesome and all, he's not exactly very lyrical.
<4> douglas?
<4> oh...



<4> later
<9> I ****ing hate how you can't concatennate std::string's as you ***ign them...
<3> man I have some bizarre music
<10> dare i ask?
<2> safemode: strings are immutable. live with it
<2> safemode: or just get a language with a sane compiler :P
<1> Strings are immutable in sane languages too ;)
<2> yes
<2> but that doesnt mean the compiler wont do magic for you :P
<1> true enough
<1> ofcourse, good peons use StringBuilder
<1> the compiler magic has a hard time knowing your concurrency needs
<2> when you just need to hardcore a string that is longer than what fits on one line, a compiler generated concatenation is better than using StringBuilder
<1> Jostein: feel free to put hardcoded split stirng in a statically initialized constant instead where you don't run into it more than once ;)
<1> then it doesn't really matter what method you use
<2> point
<1> Jostein: I have some uttery utterly EVIL string constants in my code ;)
<1> Jostein: the kind that occupy the first 200 lines of certian cl***es ;)
<2> hehehe
<2> I am looking for a superb post on tdwtf but cant find it
<1> Jostein: You should tell your precious MS to make sure there is a less verbose way to project data frmo the exhcange webstore ;)
<2> "Its all better in Exchange 2007. I promise!" :P
<1> Jostein: it doesn't help using SQL-like syntax when they god damn field names are 40+ characters long
<2> if you are using COM+, you get what you deserve anyway
<2> wlfshmn: http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/String_Optimizations_in_Java.aspx
<2> Best use of StringBuilder ever
<1> Jostein: ouch
<1> Jostein: My IDE would scream bloody murder at me and pop up an intention to use cascaded appends.
<1> Jostein: The whole mess would be cleaned up in seconds ;)
<2> hehe
<1> Jostein: refactoring, code intentions and code inspections are really really nice. especially when returning to old stuff or beeing handed someones broken piece of crap
<2> yeah
<1> Jostein: easily saves me weeks of drudgework
<2> just dont tell that to your boss :P
<1> Jostein: meh, work doesn't pay for my license, so no, I don't tell my boss ;)
<11> any idea what would cause xrealvnc to eat up my cpu?
<11> nothing abnormal is running and the vnc log doesn't really show much
<11> oh well, i just killed it
<12> moot point then.
<12> dogbert2: Well ****, I'm going AFK then. ****er.
<3> moot: does it log when someone fails to login to it? maybe it was getting raped by a brute force p***word attack (or just a port scan)
<11> no, it appeared to b0rk after downloaded some packages with synaptic
<0> libolt, you know my clones don't taste very good :)
<0> RelDrgn, wanna help me test something
<13> dogbert2: so? I'm not the one eating them :)
<0> bwhahaha
<0> libolt...wanna help me test something
<13> sure I have a sledge hammer
<14> cool they are getting smarter about devices like these. CIFS/SMB/NFS/FTP/etc http://www.thecus.com/products_over.php?cid=1&pid=8
<0> plugh
<0> how many TIMES do I need to tell you f***ers that I am NOT tasty enuf to eat
<10> uh
<10> dont you worry pal
<15> gah
<11> how much for a trick?
<13> moot $500 per minute
<11> start it from terminal
<16> and nothing :(
<11> no error?
<16> [root@localhost ~]# firefox
<16> [root@localhost ~]#


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