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<0> WOW did i ever not ask that question
<1> lol
<1> I gotta find my mic
<0> i'm watching Lord of War
<2> hahahah
<2> ok that was ****ing sweet
<2> oh you are? that the mideast one?
<2> er crusades?
<0> no, Nick Cage as an arms dealer
<3> D-side: if you dont know what to tap, you have issues
<0> yeah but i didnt ask the question, remember?
<3> which reminds me, I should be at the womans house about now, not playin with this joystick
<3> do NOT take that out of context either
<3> thats what I thought.
<0> THANK YOU
<0> i am awake now



<2> hahaha
<3> whoops
<3>
<4> that ****ed
<4> apparantly CTRL-C dont work with irssi
<5> I give up. I have failed. I am the worst Unix admin alive.
<6> hi, is there a way to redirect traffic going to port X and IP A to localhost and PORT Y?
<2> yeah its called routing and firewalls
<5> I did a "make" to start compiling postfix, and after it finished successfully, I configured main.cf, then was all confused as to why I couldn't find any of the executable files or config directories or anything... I forgot to do the "make install". :(
<5> And....
<5> I'm doing it on the wrong server.
<5> Oh well, it needed postfix upgraded anyway.
<1> ok
<1> docfu: I just wrote a quick simple, two riff train
<2> i'm ere
<1> docfu: and my wife found my good mic
<2> the one down your pants?
<1> but I can't find the adapter to go from a 1/4" jack to a 1/8" jack.
<2> heh i've got like 6 of em here
<2> siglite you and i need to get on google talk and do dueling banjos in real time
<1> heh
<1> ok, it doesn't have an onboard mic.
<1> it appears that krec sees my sound card, and I can export **** to ogg
<2> tell her i said hi and slip her the tongue for me wouldya?
<4> certainly
<2> thanks bud
<4> not a prob
<4> on one condition though
<4> you do a fine *** japanese chick for me when you are there
<2> i'll get a photo of me and her for ya :)O
<2> oh yeah, i gave evilelf that photo not you
<4> O.o
<2> too bad she's like married n stuff
<4> so?
<4> do her for sport
<2> i should
<5> Mmmm, sport ***
<2> i'm like damn good friends with her mom though
<4> do her mom too
<2> naw, she said she doesn't need that stuff anymore
<5> Don't forget the proper playing equipment.... like kneepads.
<4> hey, dont judge me...you were all thinking it, I am just the one that said it
<5> I can't talk, I did a mom until her daughter came of age and then her mom all but gave her to me.
<2> teakk you need to read my book
<4> docfu: read?!?
<4> thats no fun
<5> Book?
<4> the only thing I read is IRC channels
<2> heh ditto
<4> so, open up #docfu_book and paste it all there
<2> hahaha
<2> i'd be flooded off instantly
<4> not if you use a client that buffers it
<2> i just hope my apartment in japan doesn't have a feminine motif
<5> Pink rice paper walls!



<5> Hello Kitty everywhere
<2> cerulean no actually it was floral white and pastels
<2> everyone that visited my apartment was like 'GHAAA"
<2> dogbert2
<5> lol
<2> it was funny
<5> I can only imagine, hehe
<7> that's me...
<2> here i walk around all day in a ****ing trenchcoat, sungl***es and blue jeans
<2> and my apartment has this feminine motif
<4> you feme
<2> we all need to play xpilot tonight
<2> anyone game?
<4> headin to the womans before she gets pissed at me for being late
<2> not you
<1> damnit
<1> I can't find the mic adapter and ratshack is closed.
<1> and there's like, zero chance that wallyworld has one.
<2> siglite oh well don't worry about it
<4> laters all
<2> i mean if its going to cause you to leave the matrix and venture forth into material land...
<1> yeah, but now I'm obsessing about where the thing is
<2> oh great, NOW i feel bad
<7> what is up, siglite?
<2> Emerson: Where's lake and palmer?
<8> i use a 486 as a ntp server, same as any other ntp server, seeing as how it doesn't matter what the box is
<9> y0 docfu !
<9> hey safemode
<7> safemode...3640 is the edge device at the office, so it is always on :)
<8> of course i'm lying, I use a second tier or so ntp server available over the net. with others as backups
<7> yeah, the 3640 points to a public time server in Georgia...werks well enuf :)
<9> man its rather quiet tonight.. well it is friday! :)
<7> nodz...
<10> time to finish my beer and get some sleep. night folks.
<2> night lion-o
<11> hi all :)
<2> sup?
<2> where the hell is whitecap?
<11> docfu me me me :}
<12> Hi all
<13> heya
<13> my PSU quit on me. I guess the 200W couldn't take it
<5> I've got my drinking buddies. I've got the hot stripper Bombay Sapphire, the porn star Midori Melons, my rich uncle Johnnie Walker, and my ex-Air Force pilot pal who just likes to go by his old moniker, Grey Goose.
<13> this 400W one has a cool blue-LED coming from the fan.
<7> ummm, cap...how about getting a beefy 320-400W P/S?
<13> I bought this 400W one for $25
<7> there you go...should have bought 2 :)
<13> I was using my old 200W one when my 450W PSU died a few months ago
<12> can anyone help me with ATI Fglrx ?
<2> oh god
<13> yeah, but I'm abit tight in the budget area
<2> i got drunk on grey goose last weekend
<2> oooooh boy
<5> Oh man
<7> ohhhh...okz :)
<5> I got drink on... I think it was Absolut when I was younger, around 21-22, and the results were so... scarring... that I couldn't touch vodka without feeling ill for *years*.
<2> i've been getting drunk on long islands for a while now
<5> Long islands are easy to get drunk on, but I never seem to have all the ingredients to make them at home, despite a rather extensive liquor collection.
<13> going to have to take out a cash advance on my next paycheck. yuck...
<2> i wouldn't be surprised if i didn't get alchohol poisoning both times
<5> I tend to go for the simple drinks like gin & tonic, water melons, chocolate cakes, captain and coke, and screwdrivers.
<7> cap...how did you get behind, un-expected bills?


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