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<0> ThomasM: heh, got plenty of ex's...can ya narrow it down? heh
<1> Teakk: Jessica is current, yes?
<0> depends
<0> what did you find?
<1> Teakk: Yeah. And you've got photos of _all_ of them. WTF is up with that?
<0> ThomasM: they are all archived on CD, and I just did a 'cp -Rv /cdrom ~/public_html'
<1> Some of the pics of Katherine look like they're meant to be alluring. A couple of 'em were.
<1> She's pretty cute.
<2> i need to learn to play from the beginning by emerson lake and palmer
<0> http://jason.steakk.com/costello.txt <--- hahaha
<1> And the breasts-on-the-counter pics labelled "macana".
<0> ThomasM: Katherine is a friend of mine from London, Ontario
<0> Macana...AKA: Dzenana Sejfovic
<1> Teakk: Some of the pictures of Dzenana look really good, and some of them creep me out a little, no offense.
<0> shes Bosnian...was THIS close to hookin up w/her
<1> Like http://jason.steakk.com/newpics/Pictures%20of%20Dzenana/macana13.jpg is good



<0> let her slip right through my fingers
<0> lived here in Milwaukee, WI
<1> http://jason.steakk.com/newpics/Pictures%20of%20Dzenana/Dzana08.jpg scares me
<0> why does that one scare yo?
<0> you*
<1> Well, it's not the image of Dzenana (BTW, how do you pronounce that), but the other chick, I guess.
<0> Dzenana is pronounced (roughly) zh e` na
<3> http://www.unclemelon.com/the_v.html All Hail Google
<0> most of the name is silent
<0> bsims: what the ****
<4> PII 233?
<4> damn, that's an old machine...
<3> I just typed words at random
<0> OK. Last night, I gave the babe I was with a few orgasms so she would fall asleep, or it could've been the roofies <-- haha
<4> only been up for 2 days
<0> Sagoro: where did that come from?
<0> oh, phpsysinfo
<0> Sagoro: I jsut set it up the other day
<3> Teakk: the whole thing is just funny
<3> Do you find all this talk about vaginas too complicated? God knew you would so he created something that avoids all of this nonsense. The hand. The most important thing to remember is that the hand was specially designed by God to make your penis feel good.
<3> Pure comedy gold
<0> She will be yours. Wait 2 weeks and repeat. She will be yours again. <-- LoL
<1> bsims: You should really put stuff like that in quote marks.
<3> ThomasM: I'm drunk I have an excuse
<0> "This is where you'll be expected to spend a significant part of the night, so bring ideas for killing time. One way is to try and guess the different smells." <-- OMFG (and see, at least _I_ put quotes)
<5> hello, question, how do i stop a computer for what i am gateway for, to use internet thru me ? there's a simple thing with the MAC address, when I'm especting for that host to have a different mac address, and because of that i'm rejecting its requests because of mismatch ... anyone has any clue about that?
<5> i could stop it with iptables, but i want just for the moment to "drop" it...
<1> Pilgrim: MAC addresses can be changed.
<6> lol.
<1> Seriously. Good night, folks. *plays the Looney Tunes end song*
<0> "...and keep telling her you're not interested in *** right up until the point you cum inside her. Then get the hell out..."
<3> http://www.unclemelon.com/how_to_eat_*****.html "Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter."
<5> ThomasM i know that, but as being the gateway for a box, i can deny its requests at negociation level, with the mac thing ...
<3> Teakk: I have found a new Short Duration Personal Savior
<0> huh?
<6> bsims: WALAC.
<5> how can i drop a port range with iptables ?
<3> Teakk: Subgenius
<3> Viking667: expand please?
<6> Got a codec question - would copying codecs over from my Windows partition work for getting higher bitrates on an mms: stream?
<0> huh? (you are drunk, and i am extremely tired)
<0> Viking667: iirc, most w32 codecs have been hex'd up a bit to play on a linux machine
<6> bsims: "what a load a crap"
<0> (IE: if you dl the win32 codec package, they have been modified)
<6> Teakk: hrm.
<6> I have the W32codecs package installed, but I still am not getting 40kbit, only 20kbit
<2> ok its 2am
<2> im' uh sleepin n ****
<6> night, docfu.
<6> email me yer next bit of the story
<2> sure
<6> (when ya rite it, that is)
<3> Teakk: The Church of the Subgenius... Eternal Salvation or Triple your money back... They put the Slack in Slackware



<3> Subgenius.org
<3> basicaly a joke net.religion
<6> Teakk: any suggestions then?
<6> I'm not happy that Windows can do something better than Linux...
<0> Viking667: you could try, but I cant make any guarantees
<6> mrm.
<0> ofc M$ is going to handle MMS streams better, THEY created them.
<3> Teakk: this _is_ microsoft we are talking about
<0> haha, good point
<6> And I want as few excuses to slip into Windows as I can get away with. So far, the camera's the only real reason.
<3> heh gargle best page in the world and hit I'm feeling lucky
<6> It's a Logitech QuickCam Express, yet gtkam can't see it.
<7> ohh
<7> Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders
<6> Revenger: lol.
<7> bbiab.
<6> I might try "SKY" soon.
<3> Blog: The word "blog" is literally shorthand for "boring;" a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child.
<7> most of them blogs are a waste of bandwidth
<3> Revenger: indeed
<3> Star Wars Episode III: a steaming pile of Sith.
<7> i've even seen some blog of a young girl once.. like "horray, i had my first period today!"
<4> Revenger: musta been a site I hosted when I was at my last job
<7> </sarcasm>
<3> Revenger: I'd ask why but I don't wanna know
<4> Revenger: beinggirl.com
<8> Revenger: Heh, lovely to know innit?
<7> now really. who cares.
<7> i do not trust anything that bleeds for 3 days in a month. and does not die.
<4> 3 days?
<6> Sagoro: up to a week in some cases.
<4> hell, if yours only bleeds for 3, you're lucky
<3> Sagoro: I once saw a woman who I swear had been on the rag for a decade
<0> OxD is right w/that statement
<6> bsims: one woman claimed "she had an issue of blood for 12 years..."
<4> bsims: That's called menopause
<6> bsims: she got cured. Some bloke went past, she touched his robe, Boom. She was cured.
<4> heh
<3> hrm "robe" thats a new euphamism
<4> speaking of which....think I'll go p*** out now
<4> later all
<3> nighters
<7> dont let the bedbugs bite ya.
<3> Made in the Phillipines, but half the price of US made...
<9> can anybody help in a linux problem
<3> depends what is the problem
<0> Option "XkbOptions" "options" <-- what are some of the "Options" that can go in there?
<6> Teakk: look up man page for xkb
<0> there is none(on my box)
<6> hrm. None on mine. Sorry about red herring.
<6> Wait a minute, I'll pull out what's in mine.
<6> say: Option "XkbOptions" "compose:rwin"
<6> as an exampl.
<0> okay, what does that mean?
<0> XkbOptions"grp:caps_toggle" <-- from an example online(but gives no desc of what it means)
<6> what shows in the man page for xorg.conf for input devicesL
<6> Teakk: mrm. Not sure what group toggling is, yet.
<8> Heh, p***
<0> Viking667: I am just looking into trying to map the 'extra' buttons I have on my keyb so they are functional (IE: so my volume keys work)
<6> ahhhh. Then it's not xorg.conf you want.
<6> look at either lineakd or kde
<10> re
<6> Gnome and KDE both have a keyboard setup section
<6> i think Gnome's is gnome-keybinding-properties (but I'm not sure)


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