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<0> hi all
<1> uname -a
<0> ty
<2> testerul: uname'll get you the kernel version and if you're lucky the name of the distribution.
<0> ty
<3> testerul: I think the phrase you're looking for is "thank you", not "ty"
<3> we use English here, not lamer speak.
<0> I'm sorry, I didn't want insult you
<0> and Thank you for help
<3> testerul: not insulted, just noting that we have rules on this channel. Read the faq: http://faq.linuxops.net/
<4> i think "ty" is better than "10x" or "thx"
<4> at least its just a legitimate (quasi, but still) abbreviation
<5> Yep
<5> No numbers
<5> night
<0> ok



<6> Guys, I have a slight problem.
<7> ummmm, what?
<6> I wonder if there's some spyware on my computer
<6> http://www.redliners.ca/iB_html/uploads/post-8-55210-untitled.JPG
<8> fredk: There's professionals you can talk to for that ;)
<8> rotflol
<7> rotflmao
<7> whatta picture
<8> Exacty what I was looking for the other day
<6> how the **** can you live with that
<7> you can't :)
<6> true true
<8> This has to be done on purpose...
<8> Right?
<6> I hope so, lol
<6> I dunno, I just saw it now.
<7> i'd think so
<9> fredk: LOL
<6> that is pretty bad
<9> rofl
<10> You know your net connection ****s when you can't even get to google
<10> Oh well. Time to go use work's net connect
<9> who in the .uk can help me buy some stuff from amazon.co.uk and then ship them to .ro
<9> i understood it's cheaper this way
<9> free shipping in the .uk, and half of what it wouldve taken me to get it shipped directly here
<11> hello
<9> hi dude
<11> ****ing ****hole it's hot..
<12> In Finland?!
<12> Oh, right, .fi is flat. When it gets hot, it gets HOT.
<11> Demonen: Yeah, we also have Lordi to enhance the hot as in hellness.. rofl
<12> LOL
<12> Well, Lordi isn't exactly the most hellish of Finnish Metal...
<11> hehe, yeah i know.. they are tame, Lordi
<13> "hey, um, if you stick your hand in that blender, it's gonna hurt."
<13> "noted. I'm gonna stick my hand in this here blender."
<13> atompngn: I'm composing an email you'll enjoy in a few minutes.
<14> siglite: how did you like the spyware incident report?
<13> atompngn: I liked that a great deal. That was very good.
<1> ?
<14> siglite: I am doing some IDS monitoring from home, btw
<13> cool
<13> atompngn: you're gonna love this email.
<14> siglite: ok well put a rush on it then
<13> atompngn: should be in your inbox.
<13> atompngn: the blender thing will make sense after you read it.
<14> siglite: oh noes
<13> lol
<13> funny, huh?
<14> siglite: they have some spyware needing cleaned up next week
<13> atompngn: good, you can go shove thier hand in the blender and then clean up spyware :)
<14> siglite: wasn't crude enough
<13> I didn't want crude. I wanted "cold"
<13> I wanted it to read "ok, we don't give a **** if you break ****. This is the preeptive 'i told you so' to avoid liability."
<14> siglite: Office is not on the old server, and I don't remember removing it
<13> O cam
<13> er
<13> I can't believe they're doing it.
<13> stupid.
<14> siglite: do our favorite termserv users even have office on their server?



<15> woo
<15> I'm being taken out by our ISP tonight :D
<16> rhowe: and shot?
<13> atompngn: nope
<15> PolarWolf: heh
<13> ok, I gotta reboot to linux so I can be functional again.
<15> *splutter*
<15> Did he just say "I've allocated you a /24"?
<4> who is
<4> i want one too.
<11> why go for a /24 when you can get a /32, eh?
<13> yeah! /32 is a bigger number! it must be better!
<6> hmm
<4> fredk: the comedian?
<6> Yea
<4> overrated. :D
<4> he's the impressionist right?
<6> seem him?
<6> well, kinda I guess
<4> heard him on the radio
<1> who?
<17> http://news.com.com/2061-10802_3-6102227.html?part=rss&tag=6102227&subj=news
<13> kosmo: Mopo
<13> er
<13> moop even.
<17> moop, even.
<17> I wish I had TBT's phone number.
<13> hahahah
<13> it'd be fun to just prank TBT with pulp fiction dialog. Maybe the bible quote.
<17> bwahahahaha
<13> but it'd be more fun to have him call and say "You will vote for rumsfeld in 08. I know you will. bitch."
<18> Marcelus Wallace works at a gas station 2m from my house.. hes never seen PF though
<13> haha
<13> he should.
<17> this is ****ing funny.
<18> told him i was going to burn him a copy
<19> anybody wanna play KBattleship online? i'll make the server :)))
<13> that whole movie is full of excellent quotes, but my favorite quote from the whole movie is marcellus wallace's.
<17> holy **** this is funny.
<13> and it's a one word quote
<13> "Mo-ther-****er."
<18> it makes me nervous getting a pack of reds and a pop every morning from him.. im waiting for that bible verse
<17> holy ****, I can send it via email.
<17> now to find his email address :)
<19> hey guys
<19> anybody wanna play KBattleship online? i'll make the server :)))
<18> Credit or Debit... BUT GOD SAID HAVE VENGENCY!!! (me: oh **** here it goes at 7:25am)
<17> OOH
<20> Chaos666: no. go away
<17> its almost time for beer ^H^H^H^H lunch.
<17> aww ****, I thought I was in #mot there for a minute
<21> anyone ever played about with heartbeat?
<13> schitzo++;
<14> siglite: Personally my favorite quote is...
<14> siglite: "We're gonna get some hard pipe hitting nigga's to get medieval on your ***."
<14> ...With a pair of needle nose pliers and a blowtorch
<13> or "how hard do I wanna look? I'm prepared to scour the earth for that mother****er. If butch shows up in indochina, I want a nigga waitin' in a bowl of rice to put a cap in his ***"
<14> siglite: lol
<17> siglite: FYI
<17> siglite: a GL1800 will take off effortlessly in 3rd gear
<22> mario__: yeah, all the time
<17> siglite: and will pick the front end up without even trying in first and second
<17> siglite: OH, and I saw a 69/Sandcast CB750 today (first model year)
<13> kosmo: yeah. I want a valkyrie rune.
<13> kosmo: but I don't have $21k handy.
<23> holy sh8it. I have 985 packages installed on my Linux box.
<24> some know where can dawnload apach for windows
<21> manmalta: www.apache.org
<24> hi mario thanks
<9> http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/tmnt_large.html
<9> I CANT WAIT FOR THAT!!!!
<24> mario i am in web page apache but cant find for windows apache


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