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<0> But still... I'd hit that.
<1> w00t
<2> uh
<2> wow
<3> jgaddis: is that lindsay? doesn't look like her
<1> her butt looks like a *****
<2> siglite: hahahaha
<2> jgaddis: SEE
<1> and her ***** looks like... dunno
<1> sick
<3> wait, what?
<4> yes, it's her
<2> siglite: i said that same thing
<3> damn dude, she doesn't look like her self. Are you SURE those aren't tracks?
<4> yes, i'm sure
<3> ok.
<3> must be a wierd photographic thing
<5> jg's going to jerk off right now
<4> why would i do that?
<5> oh wiat, i thought i was talking to menno, nevermind
<3> as if you need a reason go jerk off.
<5> hahaha
<3> and so do all of you.
<6> siglite: sure - why not. seems like a great idea.
<5> sounds like i won't have to in a little bit
<5> i might have some cute conservative asian girl to do it for me
<0> I think some people are talking about different pics...
<6> there ... now he won't be able to :)
<6> docfoo: "conservative" though?
<5> waznz well she dresses conservative
<5> but everyones mind is dirty
<3> waznz: if she were liberal she'd take it up the *** while humming stars and stripes forever into a donkey penis.
<3> er, I mean, she dresses conservative.
<6> lol
<5> hahahah
<5> siglite actually thats how the conversation went last night
<6> docfoo: not mine. I'm as pure as the driven snow.
<0> LOL
<3> docfoo: you should record some of these conversations then. And sell them.
<5> "jons the kind of guy not to make any real moves" "oh thats dull" "what the **** do you mean i don't make moves?"
<5> siglite uh, in japanese?
<3> noooooo
<3> in engrish
<5> haha
<5> i had a horribly bad japanese porno that was in engrish once
<7> docfoo: well if you do it in japanese, make sure you have a hentai site subtitle it
<5> had more special effects than all 3 lords of the rings and 3 matrix movies combined
<6> docfoo: had or made?
<5> had
<3> now that's an interesting concept. Nijna wire-****ing.
<5> i can't remember the name
<5> siglite oh this movie totally ripped off blade runner
<5> and i mean totally
<7> bullettime would have a whole new meaning
<5> in fact its the only porno i had to stop watching because i actually got motion sickness
<4> siglite: that's what i did to the guy on the bike in my driveway... the ninja wire ****
<3> or crouching tiger style... dude doing some chick doggie style on top of a 50ft bamboo chute
<3> jgaddis: lol!
<7> docfoo: you have to blink everyso often :P
<5> bah this ****s
<3> jgaddis: dude, I so woulda loved to have HEARD that. I mean, I'm sure seeing it woulda been funny, but the sound woulda just put me in tears
<5> not enough time to run
<5> tsokolat
<8> docfoo
<8> wohoo.. cool! japanese?
<5> totally
<3> docfoo: you have an interesting definition of "nice girl" if she's humming marches into donkey ****s.
<8> of course
<5> shes a little older but shes way old school
<7> yeah, he's got the I've got a .jp girlfriend t-shirt and everything :P
<5> siglite that was your comment, not mine
<5> hey shes not a girlfriend yet
<3> you said it wasn't much different from the conversation
<5> i've got to get her drunk first :P
<5> siglite well she was pretty straight forward for a japanese girl
<5> that doesn't mean shes an amazon who wants to command control of your cock
<8> blink*
<5> tsokolat yeah anyway so her and i have a date to go out drinking next friday
<5> should be a blast, appearantly she cooks, cleans and snowboards
<0> Whoa
<0> Awesome find
<8> umn. make sure your bed sheet is clean.. *wink*
<0> I just had a thought... they should introduce a new TLD for porn, .cum.
<0> Yeah... I know... next time I have a thought... I should just let it go...
<8> docfoo: aren't all women should know how to cook and clean?
<6> tsokolat: not all of them do ...
<7> hm viagra.icant.cum
<8> cheeksy
<0> lol
<5> tsokolat i don't mean that in a degrading way :)
<9> anyone knows how can I fix it please? error: cannot open mixer device /dev/mixer
<0> likes.bucketsof.cum
<0> Ya know, for bukkake sites
<5> shes also into accounting and management
<10> tsokolat!
<5> she works fulltime
<10> brb - need coffee and food
<8> docfoo: I didn't read that as a derogatory remark either
<5> tsokolat well i've had some exgirlfriends in the past who really didn't know how to cook or clean
<5> which basically says they didn't know how to take care of themselves
<5> :P
<8> docfoo: that's sad
<5> yeah well
<6> docfoo: they knew how to breathe, right :D
<5> waznz yeah, too bad they got that part right ;)
<5> The other thing thats actually cool IMO is that she still lives with her parents...who of all things...are farmers(although they are now retired they still do gardening)
<6> docfoo: I'm sure you worked on fixing that, though, right?
<8> docfoo: so, how old is she if she's a little older?
<5> tsokolat shes 31, i'm 27
<5> we make a damn cute couple though
<4> I should try to hook Lindsey up w/ some chicks on this site.
<5> jg i thought lindsey was your girlfriend
<8> damn right! see, women in their 30's are cool!
<4> docfoo: yeah
<0> jgaddis: Oh hell yeah, and get extra pics for either yours or said other chicks profiles.
<5> jg what? 3 some?
<4> why not?
<0> By "hookup" he means "to have *** with", not date instead of him. ;)
<5> ceruleanD ahhhh
<5> see i'm from wisconsin, we're all just stupid country folk ;)
<0> That's my guess anyway, unless he's gone insane.
<4> yeah, thought that was obvious. sorry.
<7> well not sure sometimes
<0> "I hate her, she's TOO hot, I want to unload her on some other chick and run away."
<6> Sanity *is* overrated
<5> now I just need to work on my gut
<5> i guess i could do 30 minutes of straight situps today
<0> You know that situps won't help reduce your gut directly, right docfoo?
<5> yeah i figured
<0> In fact, it could make it worse by adding muscle under the fat.
<7> that's why you benchpress a babe
<0> Cardio, go for a fast walk or run.
<5> although running some 40 miles a week sure has been helping
<0> *** burns calories too
<5> :)
<5> in the mountains
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